DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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I will say one thing about Phil that makes it nearly impossible to ever feel sympathy, not that 99% of us would, is that when others have struggles especially in the business sense, he is so gleeful to grave dance on them if it's either somebody who wronged him or somebody he just dislikes in gaming.

Where most people only really take joy in shitty people having bad luck, Phil reserves that for companies and people who have done nothing but not kiss his ass. If his recorded takes on people like the Cannon Bros are any indication, I can't imagine how fucking happy he is behind the scenes. I think your basic detractor that has made fun of him dying would make Phil happy. He's that cracked, as he says.
 
I keep cracking up every time I think of those half-devoured cookies Khet managed to ransack in the 30 or so seconds in between the DoorDash driver dropping them off and Phil coming downstairs. She knew those cookies were meant for a food review but she just didn't give a fuck, lmao.
 
Seems like once again i have to come and explain to all of you no-life losers how a real adult works. Dsp isnt on ozempic and hes working out. When you work out your burn Khalories and lose weight. He has man boobs because he isnt working the chest and he wears long sleeves to hide from you retards the muscles he clearly has. If you guys put the same effort in not being retards as dsp puts into his business the world would be a better place. Please tip.
 
I keep cracking up every time I think of those half-devoured cookies Khet managed to ransack in the 30 or so seconds in between the DoorDash driver dropping them off and Phil coming downstairs. She knew those cookies were meant for a food review but she just didn't give a fuck, lmao.
At least we know there's no risk that Khet has slimmed down for an obnoxious "this time she doesnt even look pregnant" reveal for some co-op gaming.
 
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I will say one thing about Phil that makes it nearly impossible to ever feel sympathy, not that 99% of us would, is that when others have struggles especially in the business sense, he is so gleeful to grave dance on them if it's either somebody who wronged him or somebody he just dislikes in gaming.

Where most people only really take joy in shitty people having bad luck, Phil reserves that for companies and people who have done nothing but not kiss his ass. If his recorded takes on people like the Cannon Bros are any indication, I can't imagine how fucking happy he is behind the scenes. I think your basic detractor that has made fun of him dying would make Phil happy. He's that cracked, as he says.
DSP is so happy to try to hate on the Canon bros. that if the gout hadn't given him E.D. he would be packing a raging boner during that segment.

I initially read "perceived pegging" and I thought it was a very insightful AI, alas it wasn't.
 
Phil is such a coward, but also really unintuitive. 2 big things happened with gaming this week: Mewgenics, a game by the guy that made Binding of Issac, pretty much 10 years. It's a really solid rogue-like. Overwatch got relaunched and is doing amazingly well. So far, it feels like a return to what made it great. It's also getting really good streaming numbers. Phil last week said, "I really like Overwatch." Mewgenics is great, but it is not a streamer game; you have to have a personality to carry it.

The mental decline this week has been wild.
 
Where most people only really take joy in shitty people having bad luck, Phil reserves that for companies and people who have done nothing but not kiss his ass.
This is one of the reasons I call Phil evil, because he derives some inherent pleasure from seeing people suffering, even if they will never interact with each other and can't possibly affect his life. The only guaranteed treatment method for that kind of personality trait is a rope.
 
145 viewers on Dragon Quest 7 earlier. 160 viewers for RimWorld tonight.

It's genuinely hard to believe that just a couple months ago he got a bump from one of the biggest streamers in the world. The average viewership is in a slow but steady freefall.

RimWorld is one thing, since he gets whaled out by lonely retards who like to handhold him for it, but DQ7 is already failing, he's barely like 5 hours into the game since he's spent hours babbling about money, and there's easily 70 hours left of it. Yet he insists he wants to play all the way through.

I hope he does out of sheer ODD mentall illness. I want to see him average less than 100 viewers on it.
 
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