DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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once again another insane gamer face

His face playing videogames screams "I just annihilated my wife and kids and placed them in the chest freezer" I can't even imagine his face when he's off stream and plopped on the couch booting up WWE champions or having dinner with kat jfc what a miserable character
 
Here's a rough time breakdown I made for the marathon. It includes the games Phillip played along with breaks and the podcast/morning show.
For a gaming marathon there should be a more significant amount of... you know... actually playing games?

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Here's a rough time breakdown I made for the marathon. It includes the games Phillip played along with breaks and the podcast/morning show.
For a gaming marathon there should be a more significant amount of... you know... actually playing games?

Capital!
 
Here's a rough time breakdown I made for the marathon. It includes the games Phillip played along with breaks and the podcast/morning show.
For a gaming marathon there should be a more significant amount of... you know... actually playing games?

For a football themed marathon a lot of not football related things happened. He didn't even run a gay simulation of the forthcoming final, or eat some stadium food, he ate some chink slop.
 
I liked the part when he started begging for donations to drink again, when one of his big selling points was that he wouldn't do that anymore and could just drink whenever he wants on these marathons now.
Optics are yesteryear, didn't you hear?
 
For a football themed marathon a lot of not football related things happened. He didn't even run a gay simulation of the forthcoming final, or eat some stadium food, he ate some chink slop.
There wasn't a whole lot of Valentine's themed games either.

Y'know, I don't think it was very smart to market this as a Superbowl/Valentines themed marathon when he
1. Hates Football / doesn't follow it
2. is a matchoor adult who is MARRIED, DUMMY and doesn't have a need for Valentine's Day

No romance games, no sports games. The only thing connecting this stream to a Superbowl was that jersey - which he couldn't even be arsed to get an accurate representation.
This is why I theorize he did it on the 6th of February hoping to get some left over dent checks at the month's beginning. I know the Superbowl is tomorrow, but I think that was just the excuse he needed.
 
For a football themed marathon a lot of not football related things happened. He didn't even run a gay simulation of the forthcoming final, or eat some stadium food, he ate some chink slop.
I was just thinking this, too. He made spectacularly little effort to lean into, well... ANY of the potential relevant theming, whether it was Valentine's Day or the Super Bowl (and both were used as visuals in the stream preview thumbnail!)

His previous Superbowl marathons were awful but at least he made some token effort to tie it all into the theme. This time, did he even highlight changing his jerseys? I didn't catch the whole thing, so maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like he just kind of silently changed jerseys between segments without even mentioning it.

Then I thought: well surely he has some surprise for the food today that'll tie into the theme, and that'll be gay, but at least it'll show some effort.

But... nope! Just a drunk, disheveled 44 year old man who looks 60, chomping loudly into the mic and gulping down overpriced Doordashed Chinese food.

The entire thing felt even more than usual like phoning it in. It's a testament to how braindead his dents are that they still coughed up 450 dollars for it.
 
I was just thinking this, too. He made spectacularly little effort to lean into, well... ANY of the potential relevant theming, whether it was Valentine's Day or the Super Bowl (and both were used as visuals in the stream preview thumbnail!)

His previous Superbowl marathons were awful but at least he made some token effort to tie it all into the theme. This time, did he even highlight changing his jerseys? I didn't catch the whole thing, so maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like he just kind of silently changed jerseys between segments without even mentioning it.

Then I thought: well surely he has some surprise for the food today that'll tie into the theme, and that'll be gay, but at least it'll show some effort.

But... nope! Just a drunk, disheveled 44 year old man who looks 60, chomping loudly into the mic and gulping down overpriced Doordashed Chinese food.

The entire thing felt even more than usual like phoning it in. It's a testament to how braindead his dents are that they still coughed up 450 dollars for it.
From what I remembered, he did indeed not once change jerseys. The entire stream was predicated on the "support" he was to be given by his loyal fans.
 
This underperforming marathon led me to a realisation: I always had in my mind that Phil earns more than me, but is an idiot and wastes all his money and that's why he has a khando to show for and that's that (besides tech that depreciates with 1% per month according to accounting standards). But this year I calculated it again out of interest, and Phil earns now roughly the same amount as I do per year while being almost ten years older, "working" a day more per week and has to be a begging clown on the Internet for it. As far as I understand the American retirement system, Phil hasn't got anything more than social security (I guess nobody believes that he is able to save via 401k, he also never said that afaik). He has no benefits like being able to purchase the product / services of the company you work at cheaper, or discounts for partner companies or reimbursements for public transport, gyms, employee stocks etc. This guy is living on borrowed time, fully depending on dents and dentractors for the rest of his life. I am not American, but at this point, wouldn't it make more sense to reduce streaming hours and work a part time job and have at least some security/ benefits / career & retirement options? Dents might even increase the tips / h amount. As far as I get it right now, he earns above US average, but he's not strictly well-off unlike 5 years ago when only tips counted and the rest was bonus. Especially if we think about a bum with a college degree who should by now have made a career himself, became a specialist in his field or some sort of team leader. But I talk about Phil, I don't think he is able to find work or hold on to a job for more than a week. Of course, there is also fat Khat who might or might not work part-time.

I would like to read the thoughts of US citizens (not resiDents, ackackack) about this topic.
 
This underperforming marathon led me to a realisation: I always had in my mind that Phil earns more than me, but is an idiot and wastes all his money and that's why he has a khando to show for and that's that (besides tech that depreciates with 1% per month according to accounting standards). But this year I calculated it again out of interest, and Phil earns now roughly the same amount as I do per year while being almost ten years older, "working" a day more per week and has to be a begging clown on the Internet for it. As far as I understand the American retirement system, Phil hasn't got anything more than social security (I guess nobody believes that he is able to save via 401k, he also never said that afaik). He has no benefits like being able to purchase the product / services of the company you work at cheaper, or discounts for partner companies or reimbursements for public transport, gyms, employee stocks etc. This guy is living on borrowed time, fully depending on dents and dentractors for the rest of his life. I am not American, but at this point, wouldn't it make more sense to reduce streaming hours and work a part time job and have at least some security/ benefits / career & retirement options? Dents might even increase the tips / h amount. As far as I get it right now, he earns above US average, but he's not strictly well-off unlike 5 years ago when only tips counted and the rest was bonus. Especially if we think about a bum with a college degree who should by now have made a career himself, became a specialist in his field or some sort of team leader. But I talk about Phil, I don't think he is able to find work or hold on to a job for more than a week. Of course, there is also fat Khat who might or might not work part-time.

I would like to read the thoughts of US citizens (not resiDents, ackackack) about this topic.
Yeah pretty much once you factor in his higher on average cost of living and compared to any job with a half decent benefits package, no, Phil doesn't actually make that much bank. Even if he does, he has to literally beg 6 days a week. I would probably want to kill myself if I had to do that.

I don't know what he does to try and make up for that, but it's probably much more retarded than having an employer package. If he does anything at all.
 
This underperforming marathon led me to a realisation: I always had in my mind that Phil earns more than me, but is an idiot and wastes all his money and that's why he has a khando to show for and that's that (besides tech that depreciates with 1% per month according to accounting standards). But this year I calculated it again out of interest, and Phil earns now roughly the same amount as I do per year while being almost ten years older, "working" a day more per week and has to be a begging clown on the Internet for it. As far as I understand the American retirement system, Phil hasn't got anything more than social security (I guess nobody believes that he is able to save via 401k, he also never said that afaik). He has no benefits like being able to purchase the product / services of the company you work at cheaper, or discounts for partner companies or reimbursements for public transport, gyms, employee stocks etc. This guy is living on borrowed time, fully depending on dents and dentractors for the rest of his life. I am not American, but at this point, wouldn't it make more sense to reduce streaming hours and work a part time job and have at least some security/ benefits / career & retirement options? Dents might even increase the tips / h amount. As far as I get it right now, he earns above US average, but he's not strictly well-off unlike 5 years ago when only tips counted and the rest was bonus. Especially if we think about a bum with a college degree who should by now have made a career himself, became a specialist in his field or some sort of team leader. But I talk about Phil, I don't think he is able to find work or hold on to a job for more than a week. Of course, there is also fat Khat who might or might not work part-time.

I would like to read the thoughts of US citizens (not resiDents, ackackack) about this topic.
Your entire thesis (single paragraph) is predicated on Phil having a rational brain, which he does not. Therefore there is ultimately no purpose to your post other than it acting as a thought exercise.

He could certainly have secured a good future for himself with the meager conections he has in the "influencer" sphere - but he is ultimately too stupid to take advantage of them. He is relegated to enjoying the company of the very few dents still dripfeeding him money every month through his various social media outlets but even they are depreciating assets. I'm curious what our great Liege will attempt to conjure once the revenue stream starts drying up. Will he realize a secondary monetary stream is necessary (now being at least 10 years behind the curve)? Will he settle for being a museumpiece for onlookers to gawk at on their way to the current mainstream highlights? Will he even be able to utilize his social media career for a further jump into a better career?

I think regardless of the choices he makes in the near and/or far future I will be here to witness him making a fool of himself in front of an audience.
 
This underperforming marathon led me to a realisation: I always had in my mind that Phil earns more than me, but is an idiot and wastes all his money and that's why he has a khando to show for and that's that (besides tech that depreciates with 1% per month according to accounting standards). But this year I calculated it again out of interest, and Phil earns now roughly the same amount as I do per year while being almost ten years older, "working" a day more per week and has to be a begging clown on the Internet for it. As far as I understand the American retirement system, Phil hasn't got anything more than social security (I guess nobody believes that he is able to save via 401k, he also never said that afaik). He has no benefits like being able to purchase the product / services of the company you work at cheaper, or discounts for partner companies or reimbursements for public transport, gyms, employee stocks etc. This guy is living on borrowed time, fully depending on dents and dentractors for the rest of his life. I am not American, but at this point, wouldn't it make more sense to reduce streaming hours and work a part time job and have at least some security/ benefits / career & retirement options? Dents might even increase the tips / h amount. As far as I get it right now, he earns above US average, but he's not strictly well-off unlike 5 years ago when only tips counted and the rest was bonus. Especially if we think about a bum with a college degree who should by now have made a career himself, became a specialist in his field or some sort of team leader. But I talk about Phil, I don't think he is able to find work or hold on to a job for more than a week. Of course, there is also fat Khat who might or might not work part-time.

I would like to read the thoughts of US citizens (not resiDents, ackackack) about this topic.
As a non-American, this fucker makes damn near 3 times what I make, and I make an above average amount of money. I'm not sure how benefits, savings and social security translate but he's been fucked for a long time. The bankruptcy should have proven this. He had two houses but never rented the Connecticut one, he just left it there gathering dust because he was incapable of talking to a property manager. He made $300k a year with machinima and somehow pissed it all away. Best of all he knows this, and it causes him enough anxiety to be entertaining but not enough to motivate his lazy ass to make his streams not shit.
 
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