DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

$187 this deep into a marathon has gotta be a new low. I know WE will have a rally once WE get to the obligatory drunk crying segment at the end but still

 

[PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL]

$187 this deep into a marathon has gotta be a new low. I know WE will have a rally once WE get to the obligatory drunk crying segment at the end but still

If we can stay bellow 300 bucks we might get a all time great crash out. But Dents going to Dent.

 

[Optimus Crime]

$187 this deep into a marathon has gotta be a new low. I know WE will have a rally once WE get to the obligatory drunk crying segment at the end but still

The thing shooting him in the foot is not attributing every $100 to a shot. He acts like it's hard on his body but we know he's a gin hound and that shit is always at least 86 proof. He should really embrace the worst part of his personality (alcoholism, which I also have, whiskey is so good) and let the money flow. But.... He's retarded

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

The thing shooting him in the foot is not attributing every $100 to a shot. He acts like it's hard on his body but we know he's a gin hound and that shit is always at least 86 proof. He should really embrace the worst part of his personality (alcoholism, which I also have, whiskey is so good) and let the money flow. But.... He's retarded

Ask and you shall receive. MORE OLD FASHIONED MMM SMELLS GOOD
"This is what I started my day with" you don't say...

 

[LongJohnSilvers]

no more $100 shots = $187 marathon

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Everything about what we're seeing right now (if you're masochistic enough to be watching this marathahn) feels like some kind of performance art piece representing the vapidity and decadence of modern day culture or some shit.

An ugly, completely unremarkable flabby middle aged man with a fucked-up hairline, sitting in the middle of a flashing RGB and Temu gamer toys children's playroom, just silently chomping on shitty Chinese takeout and waiting for people to send him money for the privilege of watching. The marvels of modern technology and the harnessing of natural resources, developed and striven for over centuries, all being used to generate... this. Electricity, the power of artificial intelligence in his shitty music playlist, all culminating in actual nontent that will occupy space on some YouTube server for however many years until it finally gets erased.

Google should be like, actually angry that their resources are being used to host a stream like this for 12 hours lmao. It is nothing. That is what it is. That is the exact word. This is nothing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

funny enough, people mentioned that more than once in the comments, and it got blown off or downvoted

I don't reddit but I can see why they're called retards.

Odds he wears his Hate Army jersey when he said he never had Hate Army merchandise?

Even worse...........he claims there was never a 'hate army'.

It's even more stupid than that. His marathon is today, Friday the 6th. The Superbowl is on Sunday. So the marathon has nothing to do with football, nothing to do with sports, Phil knows nothing about these things, and it's not on the same day. He also doesn't have Superbowl in the title, because he's afraid (legitimately, for once) of it being copyright claimed, but it's not even a reference like "the big game" or anything.
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If you didn't know any better you'd probably assume this was a Valentines Day marathon where he plays dating sim games or something.

And also assume he was having a guest host based on someone elses pic he poached.

I'm always astounded how Phil's marathons somehow have less gameplay than one of his normal streaming days.

Because you're looking at it wrong. They are marathons of breaks.

I thought Phil being close to Seattle was a big selling point as to why he moved to Renton, yet he has no interest in the city. I remember back in the day he would always bring up how close he was.

There’s not even a shimmer of pride (the non gay kind ,we already know he’s a faggot) when they are playing in one of the largest American events of the year.

The only thing he says regarding Seattle is how there’s too many Asian people and how there is a lack of East Coast Italian Style cuisine.

He should have a raging conflict boner since the other team is the Patriots.

I'm pretty sure his mom had it custom made for the FGC days. The back has "Darksyde" embroidered/pressed on it.

I don't know which is more embarrassing.....,this or her combing his hair until at least 17.

Is he even gonna bother learning a single mechanic in the game or will he overexaggerate complaints about them being unfair and broken? Even if he's correct, will he bother trying to work around them?
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Bets on this guy getting banned instantly?

He should be banned for giving $10

Darziak is modding, huh? Thought he wasn't around...

Spoiler: Darziak and his crimes for the uninitiated

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[Gee Willows Wilson!]

$187 this deep into a marathon has gotta be a new low. I know WE will have a rally once WE get to the obligatory drunk crying segment at the end but still

I am GENUINELY surprised we are this early into the month (perfect time for marathon dent government checks) and he's 6 hours in and only barely above what constitutes 1 sussessful stream

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

This comment and name in Kick chat cracked me up

 

[morel style individual]

Phil is always in such a huge hurry to get through every game and get tipped, that he refuses to spend a fraction of effort to learn how to play a game. He'd rather spend time failing and bitching at his dents than actually having fun.

He could play through any game as slow as humanly possible and he'd still be incapable of learning the mechanics because he's as dumb as a fucking rock.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

He's gonna play DayZ for 30 minutes half drunk? What the fuck does he hope to achieve?

"Already feeling a bit laggy with the controls" "Look how fuzzy the graphics are" Already shifting the blame for him getting sniped by some random Croatian from 2km away.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Reminder: The last marathon was a disaster till the last hour when the whales came in and started dropping pity bucks.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Kinda funny how his first thought is that it's dropping his inputs... I wonder if there's any other games he thinks are dropping inputs that have explanations as to why the move isn't coming out...

Also I really don't see a noticeable delay, and if there is it could easily be the camera delay or the fact he's using a wireless controller.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I cant stop laughing at the characters struggling run animation. Really captures the stream spirit in game form.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

I love that he was just hotmicing his whining. Would have been funny if he was in a busy city.

 

[Fridge Raider]

I cant stop laughing at the characters struggling run animation. Really captures the stream spirit in game form.

This really is the perfect distillation of Phil's career. Running into trees over and over then tripping and dying, as Phil's fat ugly bald head scans his PayPal for tips off to the side.

 

[INirvana]

Jesus he's a terrible ''husband'' to his fat wife, telling her it's her call on valentines day, whatever she wants

He has no romantic bone in his body, be a little adventurous and mysterious phil, surprise her with gifts or a date out, stop waiting for her to make the call, i bet if it was hogan he would've brought chocolates, booze, baby oil, and a double-sided dildo.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

This really is the perfect distillation of Phil's career. Running into trees over and over then tripping and dying, as Phil's fat ugly bald head scans his PayPal for tips off to the side.
dayzmaster.mp4

hahahahaha it's perfect

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Jesus he's a terrible ''husband'' to his fat wife, telling her it's her call on valentines day, whatever she wants

He has no romantic bone in his body, be a little adventurous and mysterious phil, surprise her with gifts or a date out, stop waiting for her to make the call, i bet if it was hogan he would've brought chocolates, booze, baby oil, and a double-sided dildo.

I recently watched the TIHYDP Animal Crossing for the first time and its amazing how little he knew/knows about Kat.

The best example is him finding a vacuum and gifting it to her because 'she likes to be tidy' while Kat is constantly giving him useful info and items, including a sea monkey display, because he once told her he had sea monkies as a kid. That took thought and remembering, for a genuinely nice gift.

Again, vs a vacuum cleaner because... she likes to be tidy...

 

[Arm Commander]

well it finally happened, his dayz gameplay (one of my favorite games) finally got me to stop lurking and make a post

just. awful. i almost wish he had played one more life rather than immediately giving up, but from the get-go he was shitting on it preemptively to quit it as soon as possible.