💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Can you imagine being a professional healthcare worker and having this creature claim to have trouble feeding himself
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Christ he looks like a wet potato... or one of the Soltarans from Dr. Who
 
I think Andy is probably the closest fit for a genuine clinical psychopath as diagnosed by the Hare Psychopathy Checklist out of anyone, lolcow or fictional, that I've ever seen, other than Eric Cartman. He's learned that he's a much more powerful and effective bully with his tears and fetishized victimhood than overt anger.
Only because he lucked out, at any other point in the timeline he would have been shoved into a padded cell or put down a long time ago. The 21st century is soft but that seems to be changing.
 
Andrew posted a video, scrolling through his texts to his wranglers.


It had a very interesting claim within:

"I shared my food stamps card and police told me to take it down because someone swatted me and my dad."
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There it is. The world's dumbest fucking alibi.

Looks like during the later reporting of his lost food stamps to the police, he accused the same cyberbullies of also swating his dad.

The timing with Andy being evicted makes me speculate that he'd tried asking Tom to come back and got told no, that's why he's been especially spiteful lately.
 
Andrew posted a video, scrolling through his texts to his wranglers.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1kwbrj9pRjk
It had a very interesting claim within:




He's accusing his cyberbullies of swatting Tom along with stealing his food stamps. We know he's pissed at Tom again, however the timing with him being evicted makes me speculate that he'd tried asking to come back and got told no.

He's whining about losing weight while holding a paper stating he's three hundred fucking pounds.

The squatch truly believes everyone around him has been hit with a retard ray.
 
Andrew posted a video, scrolling through his texts to his wranglers.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1kwbrj9pRjk
It had a very interesting claim within:



Looks like during the later reporting of his lost food stamps to the police, he accused the same cyberbullies of also swating his dad.

The timing with Andy being evicted makes me speculate that he'd tried asking Tom to come back and got told no, that's why he's been especially spiteful lately.
This fat slob of shit is obviously purposefully putting the pills in that toilet.
Also he is getting Ghosted LOL

He's whining about losing weight while holding a paper stating he's three hundred fucking pounds.

The squatch truly believes everyone around him has been hit with a retard ray.
I honestly got so much respect for social workers making 30k and having to deal with fucking bullshit like this every day
 
I honestly got so much respect for social workers making 30k and having to deal with fucking bullshit like this every day
Any regular person of the street in their position would have cracked up and beat Andy's ass like he owes them money.
He's whining about losing weight while holding a paper stating he's three hundred fucking pounds.

The squatch truly believes everyone around him has been hit with a retard ray.
That's what I hate most about Andy is his unwarranted sense of intellectual superiority over everyone else. Don't get me started on how terrible his antics make innocent people with autism look to the uninformed.
 
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He also claims to be running away to WV again. I'm pretty sure he threatens to do this a lot specifically because the place is so horrible.

If he actually DID go there, it'd be so fucking funny. Getting basic care there is hard enough, I can only imagine what they'd do to baby man.


Baby Amdy buzin' Tom and Joe
 
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As usual, he deflects to mom's heart attack being the catalyst that ruined his life because she was fucking wiping his ass and babying him at 30something

From how this sounds Andy called Tom to order him a pizza because Tom is still in charge of his money? For what fucking reason?
 
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Tom and Joe actually putting their clubbed feet down. It's good to hear.

Joe's response when Andy threw his pills in the toilet again: "Oh you stupid fuck, I don't even want to talk to you." (click)

Then Amdy calls back to complain he has blood in his stool. Tom tells him to call someone else, go to the hospital. Andy's in full guilt-trip mode, and Tom's not taking the bullshit. that video is good for the soul.
 
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He also claims to be running away to WV again. I'm pretty sure he threatens to do this a lot specifically because the place is so horrible.

If he actually DID go there, it'd be so fucking funny. Getting basic care there is hard enough, I can only imagine what they'd do to baby man.
Has anyone told him that Free Social services are so much better in Canda? They'll even give him free Maid Service!
 
Tom and Joe actually putting their clubbed feet down. It's good to hear.

Joe's response when Andy threw his pills in the toilet again: "Oh you stupid fuck, I don't even want to talk to you." (click)

Then Amdy calls back to complain he has blood in his stool. Tom tells him to call someone else, go to the hospital. Andy's in full guilt-trip mode, and Tom's not taking the bullshit. that video is good for the soul.

That 'Ah you dumb fuck' was so good
 
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