💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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andy still threatening suicide to get his butt wiper.

Andy starts the video pretending he has family and friends. Its an all AI voice video so less Freudian slips.
0:27 Andy claims that millions of autistic and retarded adults are misdiagnosed by incompetent doctors as normal because of some unspecified malicious intent.
0:49 "I'm not normal, I just mask it with smart words." Then he shows medical knowledge a retard would never understand
AI voice is just reading medical jargon to pad out the video.
1:57 AI Andy says that unless you're an expert in autism you shouldn't diagnose him. (I kind of agree there)
2:01 Andy claims non-expert doctors rely on stereotypes and are totally inept at dealing with him. He then begins listing BS ways doctors 'misdiagnose' fakers like him.
2:45 claims doctors say "Hopelessness, Suicidal thoughts? that's just autism!" (I need people to bully!)
3:02 claims doctors say "Your anxiety is just you being rigid and defiant!" (Don't you dare make me upset or you boolying me!)
3:28 "Trauma responses are reframed as behavior problems!" (I have every right to attack people when I'm upset!)
3:53 "No one takes my suicide baiting seriously because I sound so calm and articulate!" lol
4:17 "My physical pain is dismissed as sensory issues" Nigger, I have a whole list of things you claim to be sensory issues. Its your favorite non-descript way of saying you can't do something.
4:22 Doctors tell him "GI pain, migraines, chronic illness, hormonal issues? You're just being too sensitive." Stop taking 4 different laxatives, stop banging your head on the wall, vague self diagnosis ignored, and you're 40 so of course your hormones aren't the same as they were before.
4:30 "Its probably sensory issues." Shit pig, you just said sensory issuse were a fake diagnosis. which is it?
4:37 "My shut down are mistaken for defiance." (cue clip of andy calling the cop a pig)
4:49 "My melt downs are mistaken for aggression." You threatened your mom with a knife.
5:52 Andy claims that he shows no emotion and has a monotone voice. (which isn't true. get him mad and he drops that.)
6:01 Andy claims that shit like ADHD and PTSD present differently in autistic people, therefore andy is trying to hide under these labels like a worm under a rock.
6:32 andy beings saying shit like "an autism expert would treat everything I do and say with the softest of gloves and always believe my lies. Only a person like this should handle me."
7:34 Andy again implies he's been told that he's not suicidal because he sounds too calm and articulate.
7:55 Andy claims that by misdiagnosing him, they are making the faker mortality rate skyrocket because he's super suicidal.
8:25 andy begs to hear more ways to cheat the system, and to have people tell him stories about how they were misdiagnosed so he can use that as leverage to scream at doctors.

Summery:
(eric cartman voice) "I am so so so suicidal gaiz. I need my butt wiper or I might just kill myself. You don't know just how suicidal and retarded I really am because I sound so smart and cool."
 
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we need the homeless arc immediately lol this dudes fucked once tom dies and he gets kicked out of whatever group home hes at idek how tom does it man hes enabled the fuck out of this retard

Yamcha's Only Fan dijo:
considering that APS and crisis services are ready to tell him to piss off? he does that he might not get another one.
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i thought they already had man this retards plot armour is too thick
 
I wish there was cyraxx tier trolls in the Andy universe. Would be funny to see him brick all his toys with a kill stick.

I think Andy is smart enough not to kill stick his devices but then again he would also destroy them intentionally with a kill stick to "prove" he has autism.

With Andy it feels like everyone is just an observer, it's not common for someone to directly try to mess with the poopsquatch
 
GARFGARF dijo:
I wish there was cyraxx tier trolls in the Andy universe. Would be funny to see him brick all his toys with a kill stick.
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Unlike Cyraxx, Andy isn't actually retarded. He's likely far more mean and spiteful than a troll could be and refuses to let anyone into his personal circle. The most you could do that'd affect him would be reporting him for fraud. Otherwise he'll either just ignore you or just use what you say to reinforce his position.
 
A-Stump dijo:
Unlike Cyraxx, Andy isn't actually retarded. He's likely far more mean and spiteful than a troll could be and refuses to let anyone into his personal circle. The most you could do that'd affect him would be reporting him for fraud. Otherwise he'll either just ignore you or just use what you say to reinforce his position.
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Yep.
For the newfags here: Andy's IQ, as stated by APS, is likely about 93. fairly average intelligence. There is a laundry list of things andy has claimed to be wrong with him, but really the most he has is diabetes, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, and Dependent Personality Disorder.

He has extensive free time to research whatever legal or medical rules he thinks will get him a butt wiper, he has failed over 30 autism tests, and the only person who gave him a positive autism diagnosis was from a psychologist (whose diagnosis doesn't mean anything).

There's also no evidence of the car crash that supposedly gave him autism. No incident report, no perpetrator, no anything. Andy most likely just fell off his bike.
 
Trolling Andy in a conventional sense just gives him more material for his bullied disabled victim standup routine. Documenting him is what upsets him more than just about anything else, as it pokes holes in his bullshit and makes his life harder
 
malt_liquor dijo:
Trolling Andy in a conventional sense just gives him more material for his bullied disabled victim standup routine. Documenting him is what upsets him more than just about anything else, as it pokes holes in his bullshit and makes his life harder
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If the documentation pisses Andy off is it really any different than trolling?
 
Yamcha's Only Fan dijo:
Yep.
For the newfags here: Andy's IQ, as stated by APS, is likely about 93. fairly average intelligence. There is a laundry list of things andy has claimed to be wrong with him, but really the most he has is diabetes, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, and Dependent Personality Disorder.

He has extensive free time to research whatever legal or medical rules he thinks will get him a butt wiper, he has failed over 30 autism tests, and the only person who gave him a positive autism diagnosis was from a psychologist (whose diagnosis doesn't mean anything).

There's also no evidence of the car crash that supposedly gave him autism. No incident report, no perpetrator, no anything. Andy most likely just fell off his bike.
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Agree with his previous diagnosis but I swear there is something else mental health related wrong with him. I just cant put my finger on what. He isnt actually schizo/schizotypal because he knows what hes doing and his behavior is not based in hallucination or standard delusion. But he is so obsessed with the autism and disabled narrative it has to be its own thing. He literally cant stop talking about it day in and day out. It's also almost Munchhausens but still not quite typical. This is the one question that keeps me coming back to Andy content. What the fuck is his drive for this? He must know he isnt getting his gwoup home and 24/7 1 on 1 care at this point. But he CANT shut up about it or even take the basic help he's been given. If he just wanted to be a NEET he's been damn close but ruins it for himself every time for seemingly no reason.

Also lol at "car crash caused my autism". Pretty sure that isnt how that works and Im convinced he faked the "car crash" to get out of working.
 
.mollys. dijo:
Agree with his previous diagnosis but I swear there is something else mental health related wrong with him. I just cant put my finger on what. He isnt actually schizo/schizotypal because he knows what hes doing and his behavior is not based in hallucination or standard delusion.
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He grew up a piece of shit. He was violent from age 4, fat and lazy his entire life, allegedly sexually abused, put on antipsychotics from age 7 or 8, in special ed classes (not for autism,) had a mother that wiped his ass and waited on him hand and foot for all of his childhood and a large portion of his adult life. Where normal kids were having friends and growing up Andy was beating the shit out of teachers and his family and being sent to detention centers and mental health facilities for it. Like his father said, he was born evil. After mommy had a heart attack and stopped being his slave he decided it was time to make the state his new mother/slave.
 
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Do it.

Also saw this on facebook and figured I'd post it here... lol

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anliteralidiot dijo:
Andy doesn't fight with trolls.

Cyraxx fights with trolls.

There's your key difference.
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I think it's more about timing.

You have to catch him in his crash out phase.

Many a meltdown occurred when he's been denied what he wants, and then people call him fake.

Cyraxx is just an evil, short tempered man child who is easy to provoke.

Andy is an evil schizo.
 
Lovely 18 minute video of andy's super cool "stephen hawking meets elvis" standup routine. Maybe I'm schizo maxxing but it sounds like his tablet voice is starting to sound a bit like Andy's. Wonder if it has voice cloning or something.
 
malt_liquor dijo:
He grew up a piece of shit. He was violent from age 4, fat and lazy his entire life, allegedly sexually abused, put on antipsychotics from age 7 or 8, in special ed classes (not for autism,) had a mother that wiped his ass and waited on him hand and foot for all of his childhood and a large portion of his adult life. Where normal kids were having friends and growing up Andy was beating the shit out of teachers and his family and being sent to detention centers and mental health facilities for it. Like his father said, he was born evil. After mommy had a heart attack and stopped being his slave he decided it was time to make the state his new mother/slave.
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I think Andy is probably the closest fit for a genuine clinical psychopath as diagnosed by the Hare Psychopathy Checklist out of anyone, lolcow or fictional, that I've ever seen, other than Eric Cartman. He's learned that he's a much more powerful and effective bully with his tears and fetishized victimhood than overt anger.
 
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