Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[draggs]

Iran getting bombed super bowl weekend?

Pre-empting that faggot bunny would be hilarious

 

[Clotso Coof]

Pre-empting that faggot bunny would be hilarious

He comes dancing out in a pink dress and fishnet panty hose. Waving to the crowd, he lifts the microphone to his mouth and...cut to BREAKING NEWS Trump speaking in the Oval office, bombs exploding in the night sky in Tehran...then back to football just after the half time show wraps up.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Russia

Given their problems with Chechen Muslims and the fact they had to remove Christmas decorations in parts of the country because of the more muslim dominated regions dominating it. Lol at them being Christian.

like a coward

Praying for his airline to get shot down or that he gets assassinated by a rabid shia hating Chechen.

Obviously, this doesn't excuse doing business with the cabal of pedophile mullahs post-1979 and Giscard should just have had the DGSE stage Khomeini's suicide anyway (or look the other way while Savak/Mossad took him out), but France was willing to do more than just let him chill out in the countryside and would've done so if the Shah had given his approval. In hindsight, the Shah probably regretted not giving his blessing to the liquidation of Khomeini for the rest of his life.

It cannot be understated just HOW merciful of a leader he was, coming from the most violent region of the world. In a way, it was his very own undoing. The fact that he never pulled the hit on khomeini nor gun down his own people when the revolution was occurring(and the fact he didn't throw all of the islamists and commies into a ditch) is more than enough proof of that.

The IRGC is threatening France with suicide bombings after France agreed to allow the EU to designate them as a terrorist organization

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This is outside the French Embassy in Tehran

RAPE RAPE RAPE ALL OF THEM NOW! I WANT THEIR ANUS BLOODY and HUNG ON MY FUCKING WALL!

It's all fucking jeets man

Its primarily the mujeets AKA pakis.

They're better off just leaving the country.

Best bet is the quieter areas.

As we saw with the churroing, the superior dancer(s) win. China keep taking LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Honestly trump should destroy china and then undress and kiss joe biden and have violent buttsecks live on TV with America united together officially declaring national and world peace for gay wiggas

 

[Ghostse]

Maybe China has been awfully quiet and so has Russia, at most after the strikes there will be a strongly worded letter condemning the strikes, I have a feeling this is going to be a one and done thing.

Russia can't do shit that would affect the outcome and they know it.

Adding to that: In the case of the Mullah's retaining control, they will be forced to do business with Russia because there is no one else.
If the govenrnment is toppled, the next government would likely be turbo butthurt at them for trying to prop up the Ayatollah.

So in the short term, unless they intend to go to bat for Iran against Israel and the US, the best option is to do nothing.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Russia has a complicated relationship with Israel but its generally seen as strong since Russia has a large Jewish diaspora population in inherited centuries ago. El Al still does regular flights to Moscow despite it the country being sanctioned by nearly every western government.

Putin has given Iran much regarding defenses except theres a clear line regarding nuclear weapons. Russia has sold Iran the S300, S400 systems, fuel and labor for Bushehr and some MiGs but that’s about it.

I suspect Russia, China and India like a weak Islamic Iran because it gives them leverage when bargaining for cheap oil so neither country wants to help them out build a nuclear bomb. Something that would give Iran more bargaining power in the ME.

Putin give Assad billions and even swept it up for them with Russian Air Force bombings and direct action and that still collapsed. There’s nothing for Putin to gain by bailing out Iran which already yearns for the west.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

enemy of the White race.

Nigga gib reprrashuns for killing innocent persians who were murdered by those WHITE CRACKA roman cockroaches,else i will call the ADL and MAKE YOU SUCK A JEWESS LADYS FEET!...FOR 1 WHOLE YEAR YOU FAT CRACKAMONKEY!

If we're going with wildly fantastic authoritarian knock-down drag out Genghis Khan esque scenarios why would you let any Islam remain? Why wouldn't you just convert them to Christianity instead?

Pre-internet and the gulf having fuck you amounts of money for terror money, this would've been easy but doing this nowadays is a massively bad idea since you're effectively telling muzzies that your populace is all murtads and thus they should be killed "for their own safety". Trust me I'd kill for a Christianization of the mid east but islam unfortunately will exist until the heat death of the universe.

 

[Taser Confetti]

MAKE YOU SUCK A JEWESS LADYS FEET!...FOR 1 WHOLE YEAR YOU FAT CRACKAMONKEY!

Only if it’s Natalie Portman

 

[Burgerasssand]

polymarket niggers on suicide watch

 

[KonradCruise]

polymarket niggers on suicide watch

The US military has failed me. I failed to account for chud's first law. Here's to the hedged portion of my bet for within this next month.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I saw this rant about Iran who was a bit worth to share.

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/international-news/middle_east/iran-into-2027-2/

https://web.archive.org/web/20260201123343/https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/international-news/middle_east/iran-into-2027-2/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dEbtb

QUESTION: Do you still see the risk of a Middle East War by 2027?

HF

ANSWER: Unfortunately, yes. I will do a Report on the Middle East for 2026.

The Paradox of a Regime That Can’t Afford Peace​

Let me start with the question everyone’s asking wrong: “Will Iran start another war with Israel?”

Wrong question. The right question is: Can Iran’s regime survive WITHOUT war?

The answer is no. And understanding why reveals everything about what’s coming in 2026 and beyond. Iran is facing its worst domestic crisis since the 1979 Revolution. As we have witnessed, starting December 28, 2025—just six months after the war—massive protests erupted across all 31 provinces. What began as economic demonstrations over hyperinflation and currency collapse rapidly evolved into demands for wholesale regime change. This isn’t like 2009’s Green Movement or 2022’s protests after Mahsa Amini’s death. This is different.

The economic devastation from sanctions, war damage, and decades of mismanagement has severed the social contract even with traditional regime supporters—the Bazaaris (merchant class) who helped bring Khomeini to power in 1979. When you lose the Bazaar, you’ve lost Iran. The shopkeepers shuttering stores in Tehran’s Grand Bazaar aren’t revolutionaries—they’re businessmen who can no longer operate because inflation destroyed the currency and the economy is broken. By early January 2026, Iranian police detained over 21,000 suspects during the unrest, including 260 accused of spying and 172 for illegal filming. Several Kurdish men were executed publicly for alleged collaboration with Israel.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The US military has failed me. I failed to account for chud's first law. Here's to the hedged portion of my bet for within this next month.

People underestimate how long it takes to get the large amount of assets into theater to fuck up a country. We have to move a ton of assets so we can knock out the regime in a week or less. Then we have to bring in more air defense assets to protect our bases and the Zionist Entity. Unless something drastically changes I doubt anything is going to happen this month.


The Saudis told Iran to check themselves before they wreck themselves.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Unless something drastically changes I doubt anything is going to happen this month.

You said this last time and we saw Maduro being perp-walked less than a week later.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

You said this last time and we saw Maduro being perp-walked less than a week later.

I only post what the boys in Langley tell me to post, alright?

Seriously though, this is going to be bigger than churroing Maduro and Iran can actually fight back so we need a lot of ordinance and shit in theater before we do anything. POTUS told SecDef he wants Shock & Awe 2 so we need to pull so many birds across the Pacific and Atlantic which takes dozens of tankers and we need every Burke available to lob Tomahawks at the Assholla. The arms deal Congress approved with SA is a bribe to let us use their airspace and bases and allowing the Syrians to finally defeat the SDF was a part of the deal to let us use their airspace. Qatar is already cool with it but the UAE needs convincing. Israel is chomping at the bit to start shit too so we need to tard wrangle the kikes before they do something stupid. Gulf War I took over six months to prep for and Gulf War II took over nine. Those included ground elements which, hopefully, won't be involved this time so expect a longer lead time.

MES is ready to be tied to a missile and launched at Tel Aviv:

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I only post what the boys in Langley tell me to post, alright?

Seriously though, this is going to be bigger than churroing Maduro and Iran can actually fight back so we need a lot of ordinance and shit in theater before we do anything. POTUS told SecDef he wants Shock & Awe 2 so we need to pull so many birds across the Pacific and Atlantic which takes dozens of tankers and we need every Burke available to lob Tomahawks at the Assholla. The arms deal Congress approved with SA is a bribe to let us use their airspace and bases and allowing the Syrians to finally defeat the SDF was a part of the deal to let us use their airspace. Qatar is already cool with it but the UAE needs convincing. Israel is chomping at the bit to start shit too so we need to tard wrangle the kikes before they do something stupid. Gulf War I took over six months to prep for and Gulf War II took over nine. Those included ground elements which, hopefully, won't be involved this time so expect a longer lead time.

MES is ready to be tied to a missile and launched at Tel Aviv:
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The funniest thing would be if we just capture Khamenei

 

[Crex Crex]

MES is ready to be tied to a missile and launched at Tel Aviv:

"We live for martyrdom" they want to go to hell early?

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Yeah, we are probably bombing them Superbowl weekend

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

"We live for martyrdom" they want to go to hell early?

Most, if not all, of the admins of the MES channel don't live in Iran so they aren't worried about being martyred.

The USS Delbert D. Black has left Eliat:

Reporter: The Iranian Supreme Leader said that a U.S. attack could spark a regional war. Do you have any response to that?

Trump: Why wouldn't he say that? Of course he's going to say that. But we have the biggest, most powerful ships in the world over there. Very close — a couple of days.

Hopefully we'll make a deal. If we don't make a deal, then we'll find out whether or not he was right.

"Very close, a couple of days." The Lincoln and her strike group are heading into the Persian Sea, away from Iran, currently. Is he implying more ships are coming or is the Navy moving subs into the area?


The dastardly Zionist Entity had a meeting with Trump yesterday and is now meeting about their options and what the US wants to do with Iran.


We want to negotiate with Iran and pinky swear we're totally serious this time. The Assholla probably won't let his negotiators agree to anything substantial.

Have some blurry pictures and a video of the IRGC naval exercises that are going on today in the Straight of Hormuz:

The Serbian president says we're striking Iran within 48 hours to cover up the Epstein file release:

Comparing it to Clinton striking Serbia to draw attention away from the stain on Lewinsky's dress is something I was thinking about but everything in the files about Trump is nothing but some schizo woman claiming Trump raped her in 1990 and threatened to bury her in his golf course. And all of the Trump allegations are from 2016 which is suspect. If there's a video of Trump on Epstein's island then that will change things but right now he doesn't have anything to cover up.


To nobody's surprise MES doesn't understand what Trump is doing. I guess The Art of the Deal wasn't translated into Farsi.

MenchOsint breaks down what's currently at Diego Garcia:

Nothing too spicy. The C-130s are for SpecOps to get in and out of country. No B-2s or B-52s yet.

 

[Dharma bump]

Trump no negotiate. Trump win.

Iran has nothing to offer except the demands on the list. The massacring of the people has given them negative leverage and a reason for military action in the eyes of the global public.

Whatever goes on at red-flag this week should be interesting. Nice to have all that going on at a time like this.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

Can I ask a question, where does the holden bloodfeast name come from? I know who it's for but I wasnt familiar with that verbiage before this thread.

 

[Crex Crex]

Can I ask a question, where does the holden bloodfeast name come from? I know who it's for but I wasnt familiar with that verbiage before this thread.

It's a parody of old-fashioned names of geriatric GOP senators.