You seem somewhat knowledgeable on this topic but genuinely, what is a proper haircut for this mongoloids fucked up looking head? He has the weirdest head shape I've ever seen plus the thinning/monk balding pattern, to me the only option would be to shave it all off.
-Im not going to sue restreamers because it very expensive and im financially stable right now.
Damn Phil, looking sharp!
DSP was the worst Hearthstone player I've ever seen, he'd ragequit magic just at the concept of tapping lands.
Why does he think people usually break the law...? For the lolz? Why did YOU break the law, Phil, when you didn't pay your taxes? Oh I forgot that wasn't his fault, nothing he could do. Most crime revolves around money you fucking tard.
Thanks for the segue. I watched a Kino clip of Jer-bilgate last night and playboard was brought up. One thing I noticed is Lolcow Live made $471,000 in just superchats last year. Don't cry too hard Phail
It will be another SoCiAl ExPeRiMeNt
fucking why? what the fuck is wrong with people?
It's not surprising but at the same time somewhat surprising that he lies so blatantly. I mean notorious liar lies, call the press right, but it's so easily disproven. And it's not like when he said PPP didn't invite him to Hogan's Bar for content when we can disprove that by looking at the DMs he himself dropped, I think that was his narcissism trying to protect his ego or him projecting because he desperately wanted a friend/lover. I genuinely think he didn't know he was lying when he said it, though.
People are stupid. Most of them, even. Side note, we let these people vote. Keem is also a decent swindler and conman. You know what they say, a fool and his money are easily parted.
Last year he said "he had multiple parties recording his detractors and he'll be getting all their money" I guess that's not happening any time soon
since he's back on the 'restreamers are stealing' train, he should be reminded of the video game play he poached when he was making those videos 2 years ago as well as the pic he poached for thumbnails to try and fool people into thinking he's somehow attractive.
Wasn't the first Nioh the game where he wanked on camera? I like to think whenever he hears the franchise is still going strong he seethes because he partially blamed Nioh.
See its the same shit as when Keem offered the $50,000 cheque to sign with Lolcow Podcast. Or PPP offering to show Phil how to use VPN's. Do I think want good things or good advice to be given to Phil? Fuck no I hate Phil. However I can't for the life of me understand WHY he doesn't take these handouts. He has to be so scared of people that he eyes anyone with suspicion, no matter their intent, or genuinely so lazy that anything that takes the slightest stream of effort he won't do. He won't even emulate games because of one of these reasons and anyone who offers to show him is smacked down.
I still wonder what triggered that. Someone theorized he was complaining to his dad about it and his dad said "well if they're stealing from you that is illegal" and that's why we got the rant. It is funny that we got that rant then a few months later we got "ACKchewally there's nothing I can do" and in between those two we got "I don't want the RawPhil viewers on my stream, I'm glad they don't watch me because they're toxic!" which wouldn't look great in court if it ever went that far (which it won't because he's a pussy faggot).Last year he said "he had multiple parties recording his detractors and he'll be getting all their money" I guess that's not happening any time soon
That's probably it. Pity has always been his primary tool to solicit donations. It could also be because of the "I'm suing the detractors!" rant, now he can just say it's impossible. But regardless it's funny to me how blatantly he lies. I guess it's still an answer!
That's the thing that gets me. If I remember correctly if you think someone is violating your "copyright" you HAVE to sue them to show you tried something. Because if not wouldn't the judicial system laugh it out of court because YOU, YES YOU did not do your due dilitgence?
I like how he writes these in Word to give the aesthetic of you reading your teacher training schedule.
Lolcow Live is just Court Jester Boogie doing a performance for Duke Keem who claps his hands like a Seal and asks him to do it again. You need to give a performance to see any of that money and Phil would never. He'd actually be off the show in days.
I assume that $50k came with the expectation that Phil was going to do performances like boxing and staged shit like Wingo pushing his FAT wife and Boogie destroying his awffice. Phil would be terrified just seeing these people IRL, so it is a lot for him. And the recent $1k offer was immediately shut down by LTG, so Phil could do his usual above it all act.
