DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 219 98.6%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.4%

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100% Kat cuts it even supercuts wouldn't fuck up this badly every single time. He hasn't had a good haircut in fucking forever man it's fucked every single time.
Maybe he'll realize he's a 43 yo white man and copying LTG's fades doesn't work on him. Stop trying to fade your hair, asshole. You can't cry "dropped inputs" when kat cuts waves into your head. Use the 2 or 3 guard on the sides and back, faggot.
 
Maybe he'll realize he's a 43 yo white man and copying LTG's fades doesn't work on him. Stop trying to fade your hair, asshole. You can't cry "dropped inputs" when kat cuts waves into your head. Use the 2 or 3 guard on the sides and back, faggot.
he needs a comprehensive hair system like his peanut butter beau if he wants anything workable.
 
The argument here is often made that he has become worse socially after so long in isolation but it could also be the case that he is the same as he ever was in a very negative way.
There's plenty of spergs and socially awkward people who improve and eventually find life a lot easier when they're older but the only way to get there is by pushing yourself constantly to learn and fail.

DSP's most high stakes social event was working at a helicopter company like 20 fucking years ago. So he's just not learning anything new socially or meeting new people BESIDE forgetting normal social shit.
To be absolutely fair, DSP was already an immensely antisocial retard even when he was socializing, a lot of his current schizo hermit personality (I'd say 2/3 or more) is shit that'd still be at the forefront of his personality even if he was going out because detractors have utterly mindraped him. I'd say the only parts of his weird alien personality that have been impacted by his isolation are probably his temper, since the dude has had a hair-trigger temper for the better part of 3-4 years (remember when he was having massive crashouts every day or every other day over literally nothing in 2023?) and his weird alien manner of speaking. I fully expect him to become more and more alien and also expect him to start mimicking the dents as he grows more and more isolated as detractors live more and more rent free, until we're getting daily 30-45 minute crashouts over detractors as he stims like a 70 IQ special needs child.
 
Big fan of the AI-generated party music while he banished Lego streams to the shadow realm tonight for the crime of only earning him 80 dollars.

Suffah, Lego autists!
 
This night stream was rough. Fucking begging his ass off and prebegging for Rimworld tomorrow.

Legos are dead, Rimworld is dead if he doesn't hit the goal, he is now potentially looking at every game he said he wasn't going to play because gameplay is doing well (lol) and other stuff isn't.
 
Is he really promoting a marathon using sports and romance as drawcards? The two subjects he knows literally nothing about and bans viewers from discussing in his streams.

Is he aware his audience are lonely, mouth breathing handicaps who will likely be pushed to the rope after spending a day hearing about love and physical activities, both of which they cannot partake in.

This would be like Foodie Beauty doing a livestream about successful weight loss and healthy marriages... oh wait. I take it all back. Phil doing this proves exactly why he's a prime cut lolcow. Totally oblivious to how stupid he looks. Carry on King!
 
How can he determine if a game had a bad night without his sacred non-goal goal metric to judge it by?
Because he's a machoor adoolt with a business degree, and also has street smarts, you mouth drooling morahn. If you can't determine whether a stream day was good then maybe your brain has issues, you know? You're just not smart enough for this world and need someone else to tell you things. Tuhuuhuu.
*LIMB*
It's tough. People like this idiot walk along us and have the same rights. This is why the world is turning to shit.
*SHAKES HEAD*
But what can you do?
 
Theo theory: He told Kat to fuck his haircut shit up to distract from the snort sac issue.

No matter how it happened, his hair has never looked worse. Thin, dyed aggressively and oddly (I think the color is a little different, actually), and cut, seemingly, by the ghost of Super Blind Man.
 
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So we have SF6 as his main game now with RimWorld and Hollow Knight both being 1 missed goal away from wage quit.

CoD comes back for the 4th time and if the goal isn't hit it's gone again.

DQ7 confirmed but he said he expects to get 2 maybe 3 streams out of it at most till support dries up so he might try to force it like E33.

I know he is scared of Nioh 3 cause he sucks but man playing the demo on one stream is probably an easy goal hit if you are that desperate.
 
Theo theory: He told Kat to fuck his haircut shit up to distract from the snort sac issue.

No matter how it happened, his hair has never looked worse. Thin, dyed aggressively and oddly (I think the color is a little different, actually), and cut, seemingly, by the ghost of Super Blind Man.
Theo Theory: Phil is fucking ugly and he has always look like a dumbass regardless of his haircut style haircut.
 
I know he is scared of Nioh 3 cause he sucks but man playing the demo on one stream is probably an easy goal hit if you are that dedesperate.
I'm still trying to decide if his excuse to not play Nioh 3, or indeed any other Soulslike game ever again, is really just an excuse or if he's really retarded enough to think it's a reasonable position. The idea that the only "Souls games" worth playing are by FromSoft, and the now pretty sizable entire genre of games that take inspiration from the formula are just going to be completely ignored, is so breathtakingly retarded for a full time gaming streamer (and industry insider!) tha it beggars belief.

He should really just admit he's tired of embarrassing himself playing those games. He has to know Nioh in particular has generated some of the most salty gameplay content he's put out in the last decade.
 
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