🎨 Artcow Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog - Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec

[dog with sharper teeth]

Also, people might clown on Cyrus' appearance, but at least it seems like she's trying to portray Cyrus as attractive.

Proof that trying does not always mean succeeding, and sometimes, it is better and perhaps even more noble to give up. She draws Cyrus like Pip the Brown Bear.

That being said, I see what you're saying about Kate and fem!Cy, and I think it shows that there is absolutely no way that Fanny eats pussy, as she's previously claimed. Her drawings of female characters are so drastically different and devoid of sexuality compared to Cy and her tranny OCs; she has an autistic attention to detail to male anatomy that she doesn't follow through with compared to her female OCs, excluding their anuses.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Proof that trying does not always mean succeeding, and sometimes, it is better and perhaps even more noble to give up. She draws Cyrus like Pip the Brown Bear.
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That being said, I see what you're saying about Kate and fem!Cy, and I think it shows that there is absolutely no way that Fanny eats pussy, as she's previously claimed. Her drawings of female characters are so drastically different and devoid of sexuality compared to Cy and her tranny OCs; she has an autistic attention to detail to male anatomy that she doesn't follow through with compared to her female OCs, excluding their anuses.

She just wants to pander to assholes with dykebreaking kinks (one of the objectively worst fetishes)

 

[Pavel Yudin]

I'd be very interested in seeing where this rumor came from. I don't recall having seen it either on here or the other farms, but the timeline adds up, I think.

I will look for my sources later this day, however if I remember correctly it was not Jilco art, but a short comic she made with the protagonist from Inside Job mirroring the "why does [X] call you baby girl" "we are not talking about this right now" meme.

Spoiler: the character I am talking about

I recall her talking about this comic being the reason a good friend of hers burned bridges. Again, I will look for screenshots and/or archived links later; I only wanted to course-correct right now, and will be more thorough with my investigating when I am done with work.

And, completely dry milk/tangentially related: I found a "fan" account for Laika either by some degenerate and deeply disturbed bippie or Fanny herself in a 4D chess move. I'm leaning more toward the former.

The account is fairly old and was previously reported on the proship or personal cow thread if my memory serves me correctly. Again, I will check whenever I have the time.

EDIT: I found the post that first talked about this on the farms. Important part being these screenshots:


If you want to take a deep dive into Fanny's previous antics, I strongly encourage searching Laika in the Proship Thread and the Obscure Laughingstocks thread. Shoutout to this thread's OP @lolcow yoghurt posting in mid-2022 asking for a Fanny Perret thread, you were ahead of your time.
Two other posts containing vintage Fanny Perret art and the similarity with her Laika artstyle: June 1 2022 June 2 2022

 

[Magic Pickle]

I will look for my sources later this day, however if I remember correctly it was not Jilco art, but a short comic she made with the protagonist from Inside Job mirroring the "why does [X] call you baby girl" "we are not talking about this right now" meme.

My mistake! But thank you for the amendment; I knew it involved some sort of fan art, but I assumed it was Arcane for some reason. Anyway, it doesn't really matter because it's still super fucked up that she based her own original incest content on her actual, flesh-and-blood sisters shot with an Asianification beam. That's ultimately what makes Fanny a true cow to me, though we'll likely never know the logic behind it.

Here's some Fanny updates so I can keep this thread from starving for months at a time like some sort of sad little animal. First up, an annoying attempt at humor: Cyrus can't handle spicy Asian food on account of his caucasity.

Some posts from her Twitter, mostly advertising her fellow psychopaths and perverts for those who find Fanny too vanilla for their tastes. Christianna is definitely capable of some serious sadism, but the other guy she recommended is so deplorable it's almost shocking. She keeps some very nasty company, that's for sure.
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She also received some bad news, but never explained it in more depth. I thought I'd post it in case it becomes relevant at a later point in time.
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Also, a housekeeping post about her content and schedule.
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And, as always, her askbox.

Spoiler: Someone implies she's a racist based on her gradient maps!

In this post, Fanny certainly talks with a degree of authority about Chinese-American and biracial experiences despite the fact that she's a painfully white French woman who, as far as I know, has never stepped foot in Burgerland proper. That has never stopped narcissists like her from talking out of the wazoo, I suppose... (Or should I say oiseaux?)
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Fanny gets sassy when firing back at an anonymous poster who doesn't like how piss-yellow Lynn's skin is all the time. She really seems to believe herself to be uncancellable, doesn't she?
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Fanny continues to be ignorant about how Asian-Americans behave and how interracial couples operate. I would honestly be surprised if Fanny ever had sex with anyone who wasn't white, but that's also because I'm skeptical in general about her sex life.
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"Misogyny kink has no punch if the person isn't actually at least a bit of a feminist." An alleged feminist wrote this about a character who had her clitoris taken off of her body in a show of devotion towards her rapist husband. Is it stupidity that she suffers from? Insanity? Very difficult to tell with her at times.
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[plummppitt]

Here's some Fanny updates so I can keep this thread from starving for months at a time like some sort of sad little animal.

Always appreciated, Pickle! I don't think I have it in me to curate and write updates as well as you do, so it's great to see when you post.

I also noticed Fanny shilling those two psychos backwards and forwards today, so I finally took the plunge and read Christianna's fic about Lynn and her OC Alec, "This Too Shall Pass." Pretentious-ass title aside, I'm kind of baffled by it. Yes, it's every bit as gross as the writers involved and the AO3 tags would indicate, but more than anything I was left with the impression that Christianna...maybe kind of hates Lynn? Like, a lot. I'd chalk it up to the gang's misogyny but come to think of it, she writes torture porn about Cartman as well. I haven't read any of the "mustache-twirling villain buttfucks Cartman in his cliche murder basement" fics, but I'm starting to wonder if whatever dynamic Fanny and Christianna have going contains a lot more jealousy and resentment than might be guessed by how much they fawn over each other publicly.

I don't know, you'll have to excuse my sperging, but there's a relentless drumbeat of "wow, look how much Lynn sucks" throughout the fic that I'd be shocked if Fanny didn't take offense to. Sure, you could say it's from Lynn's perspective, but there's also a paper-thin attempt to say Lynn is ackshually a strong self-actualized woman because she tolerates relentless abuse from men that seems almost like Christianna tacked it on to cover her ass. Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I'm bored enough to be reading something interesting where there's nothing, but I wouldn't be surprised if these two's friendship has a major public collapse a year or two down the road.

Link to the fic, along with a screenshot to hopefully explain a little of what I'm talking about:

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65244526

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[Magic Pickle]

I was left with the impression that Christianna...maybe kind of hates Lynn? Like, a lot.

I wouldn't be surprised by this; these kinds of people are rarely, if ever, very stable, and despite their braying and hollering they often are not good at separating emotions from fiction.

My immediate theory is that Lynn gets in the way of Isabelle being the perfect submissive to Cyrus not because in all universes, CyLynn is immortal, but because Christianna is such an extremist I could see her getting into a weird "more submissive than thou" situation about Lynn as a character. But who fucking knows? Maybe she hates that Lynn keeps Cyrus from being more pedophilic than he is, as Lynn limits him to 15 and up (whereas Christianna likes genuinely pedophilic content). It's all like a perverted puzzle, which makes comparing them to Cenobites very accurate.

I could also see Fanny and Christianna having a sort of one-sided rivalry (mostly on Fanny's side) because Christianna is a far superior writer. Doesn't make Christianna good, but Ms. Hursh is definitely good enough that you can believe writing is her hobby; meanwhile, despite her general proficiency in English, Fanny's literature leaves a lot to be desired before you even get into the logistics of her plots.

(Christianna also embraces the genuine black-hearted wickedness of her characters while there's an undercurrent in Cyrus that you can sense where Fanny, ultimately, still views him as a sympathetic blorbo; essentially, Christianna will make the killshot, but Fanny always hesitates. Are you gonna let her steal your bad girl crown so easily, Fanny? For shame!)

Anyway, Fanny posted another eye-searing comic, this time from the SadoSwap!AU (in which Lynn is still the submissive, but she is the sadist and Cyrus is the masochist. No, I don't think it makes sense either).

Spoiler: Cyrus creams his jeans, so under the spoiler it goes.

And there was only one ask from her Tetratto worth posting today, so I'll post it directly, but it felt worth posting as Fanny continues to insist she is some sort of authority on Asians.
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[plummppitt]

I could also see Fanny and Christianna having a sort of one-sided rivalry (mostly on Fanny's side) because Christianna is a far superior writer.

Can't disagree there, but I will say that I think if anyone is feeling a rivalry with anyone, I still think it's probably Christianna. She may be the better writer (for a given measure of "better") but she's also got less than a twentieth of Fanny's Twitter followers, and way less engagement on her fics and posts. Attention is currency for these people, after all—what's the point of writing faux-deep shock material if no one's going to take a look and either be shocked or agree that it's deep? So having given it some thought, I wonder if that's the real reason Christianna keeps pulverizing Fanny's characters the only way she can. Especially since she uses it to try and garner more engagement.

As for that comic, why, God, why would she post a sweaty land whale nutting in his pants as if it's somehow sexually titillating and not an emetic?

 

[Magic Pickle]

So having given it some thought, I wonder if that's the real reason Christianna keeps pulverizing Fanny's characters the only way she can. Especially since she uses it to try and garner more engagement.

That has a strong possibility, but my only reservation is that I really don't know much about Christianna's character aside from her being a salivating pervert over the most grotesque atrocities humans can commit - but we do have evidence that Fanny seems to flush green with envy from time to time (if her behavior towards her sisters is a reliable metric). Because of this, I'm unsure of who may be harboring the secret resentment. Then again, it's just as likely that they may have a shared rivalry they presume is one-sided, because that sort of bitchy frenemy dynamic is definitely common among more arrogant women.

Also, Fanny is seriously banging on the whole "my mom loves my degenerate kinkporn" drum as of late, which is frankly bizarre; I don't see why you would consider it such a boon to be descended from similarly dirty-minded degenerates, but maybe it's an element of French culture I am not privy to?
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Oh, and by the way, she is getting super assmad about people calling her out for being racist in her depiction of Lynn - but nonetheless, she is capitulating to the whims of others and adjusting her gradient maps through gritted teeth. Hopefully we'll see some more fallout from the next few days as the unstoppable force of accusing people of racism online meets the immovable object of Fanny's narcissism!
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[Albicilla]

My immediate theory is that Lynn gets in the way of Isabelle being the perfect submissive to Cyrus not because in all universes, CyLynn is immortal, but because Christianna is such an extremist I could see her getting into a weird "more submissive than thou" situation about Lynn as a character. But who fucking knows?

Are you referring to the way Fanny generally portrays Isabelle's submission with Cyrus as a means to further degrade Lynn instead of it being a more independent thing on top of Christianna's portray of dom/sub if she had more control over the dynamic being even harsher? Sorry, just find this a bit unclear (reading comprehension not always the best), but an interesting speculation.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Are you referring to the way Fanny generally portrays Isabelle's submission with Cyrus as a means to further degrade Lynn instead of it being a more independent thing on top of Christianna's portray of dom/sub if she had more control over the dynamic being even harsher?

Essentially, I think that Cyrus is the kind of grotesque sadist that Christianna would think would suit Isabelle perfectly (especially if you read her fics involving Isabelle and her father Alec), but Isabelle cannot dethrone Lynn's place and therefore becomes some sort of really lame third wheel to the CyLnn Ideal BDSM Dynamic. Christianna likes Cyrus, but she can't have Cyrus without Lynn, so she seems to hold a bizarre contempt for her.

But what adds a wrench to my theory is that while Isabelle does become a canon presence in Cyrus and Lynn's stories, the inverse is not true as Cyrus' presence in Isabelle's life is simply an AU to the Underwoods' world. If she were so fond of them, I would imagine she would've workshopped a way to ingratiate them the way Fanny did, because it's not as if they have a stable storyline that needs to remain unaltered by hulking Cartmans.

Honestly, they both have sort of weird attitudes towards each other's characters in that they seem to performatively overexaggerate how much they love each other's projects; kind of feels like they only talk because there's nobody else to talk to. However, it's all autistic speculation as the bulk of their dynamic is likely behind private Discord DMs. It'd be funny if a big, ugly fallout ever happened though, because Christianna would not be surviving it compared to Fanny.

Thread tax.
Fanny talks about being an ex-fatty, describing herself now as "skinny."
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The discourse around Fanny's choice in color palettes continues to rage on in her Tetratto askbox, and I find it noteworty that Fanny still has not officially declared herself as white in this conversation, simply deferring to Asians meekly whenever she gets cornered.
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How convenient that Fanny seems to have scores upon scores of faceless fans of color the second people start finding her treatment of other races to be suspicious... does anyone else know that you follow known race fetishist Fellatrix, Fanny?

 

[Pavel Yudin]

Fanny talks about being an ex-fatty, describing herself now as "skinny."

Reminder that this is what Fanny looks like.


Granted, she is not morbidly obese, but this is a lot fatter than the average French woman (even if we're being generous by how her morphology may have been affected by years on testosterone, this is a lot fatter than the average French man). Far from the petite, racially ambiguous woman she draws herself as.

 

[plummppitt]

Reminder that this is what Fanny looks like.

Aren't these pictures a few years old? Unless I'm mistaken of course

 

[Pavel Yudin]

Aren't these pictures a few years old? Unless I'm mistaken of course

They are almost three years old now (the article is said to be written in late April 2023), however Fanny has been claiming she is "skinny" and loli-coded for longer than these pictures have been floating around. It is not impossible she has lost weight since then, but she has been consistently lying about it since her tumblr days.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Perhaps Fanny has lost a bit more of her fluff, perhaps she hasn't - her weight is hardly the funniest part about her as a cow, especially compared to those in the deathfats subforum like Kelly Lenza or JaeBae. But what is amusing is her constant insistence that she is tiny, waifish, delicate, ambiguous of race and above all else, immediately mistaken for a child. I've read on LCF about autopedophilia in the past, and though I don't know anything about it beyond the cursory talk of it over there, it seems like something Fanny definitely exhibits.

Based on what we see in how she tries to present herself, it wounds Fanny greatly that instead of bony, mixed-race cherub surrounded by an array of strong and intellectual Humbert Humberts, she is but a plain and lonesome French woman in her late 20s whose body bears scars of mistakes made in the past. Ironically, despite her insecurities, she looks perfectly ordinary! But it seems her lack of timeless, juvenile beauty haunts her terribly nonetheless, and not to A-Log, but for a woman who masturbates to mutilated women and girls, I find that to be a fate quite fitting.

Thread tax: she uploaded a new comic. LCFers were wondering if it may be pointed at them based on their own criticisms of her, but Fanny has enough critics that it really could be anyone. (She does seem to beef especially hard with LCF for some reason, but maybe she can see the potential of discarding anything we say on KF due to our checkered reputation.)

And how convenient that she gets an ask about this comic right after she posts it! Surely this will get people off her back about Lynn's coloring, right? (She stated that she won't be editing comics ready for upload to make her less yellow, so we'll be seeing de-jaundiced!Lynn likely around a month or so from now.)
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[AMHOLIO]

To celebrate hitting 30,000 followers on Twitter and 5,000 on Bluesky, Fanny draws a picture depicting Cyrus and Lynn as borderline religious figures carried by a seething, anonymous mass of hands without faces

We did it folks: we gave fatass Cartman Yaoi proportions.

 

[star_struck]

But what adds a wrench to my theory is that while Isabelle does become a canon presence in Cyrus and Lynn's stories, the inverse is not true as Cyrus' presence in Isabelle's life is simply an AU to the Underwoods' world. If she were so fond of them, I would imagine she would've workshopped a way to ingratiate them the way Fanny did, because it's not as if they have a stable storyline that needs to remain unaltered by hulking Cartmans.

Honestly, they both have sort of weird attitudes towards each other's characters in that they seem to performatively overexaggerate how much they love each other's projects; kind of feels like they only talk because there's nobody else to talk to. However, it's all autistic speculation as the bulk of their dynamic is likely behind private Discord DMs. It'd be funny if a big, ugly fallout ever happened though, because Christianna would not be surviving it compared to Fanny.

If I may throw in my few cents, as someone who's inside these niche artist spaces, if your interest is very niche, you eventually learn to take what you can get. So, while I believe 100 % Christianna does see Lynn as a ''third wheel'' to ''her'' ship, she's also chummy with Fanny and henceforth accepts Lynn because - where else is she gonna find a like-minded freak? It's different to chat with some no-name person who's aggressively jerking off to the idea of Big Cartman molesting kids, and to chat with an ''artist''/'''writer''' who's aggressively jerking off to the idea of Big Cartman molesting kids. Plus, Christianne gets her characters (the blonde chick and her molestive father) written/drawn basically for free, and that's a good deal. I suppose she can survive having Lynn there every now and then if her payout is free art, fanfics, and more publicity. Though, if my artstyle was anything like Christianne, I would too consider befriending the village gooner for a modicum of free art.

And how convenient that she gets an ask about this comic right after she posts it! Surely this will get people off her back about Lynn's coloring, right? (She stated that she won't be editing comics ready for upload to make her less yellow, so we'll be seeing de-jaundiced!Lynn likely around a month or so from now.)

I'm so frustrated whenever I see Cartman depicted as a ''good'' husband. If Fanny actually locked in and wrote Cartman through the lenses of anyone who isn't Lynn, it could be kinda fire. Well-written villains are some of the best characters in media, and realistically, he could be a decent character. But nooo. We have to have our third circle-jerk of the week about how amazing he is for... having a few moments here and there where he's a human being with basic decency?

Also, always happy to see you post, Pickle. I always go 'yay pickle ' whenever I see you post. May your year be prosperous.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm so frustrated whenever I see Cartman depicted as a ''good'' husband. If Fanny actually locked in and wrote Cartman through the lenses of anyone who isn't Lynn,

Nah, it would have to be "through the lenses of anyone who isn't Fanny herself." She idealizes that blorbo so hard and wants a relationship like it IRL, but much more soft and less troubling so she doesn't get too hurt and doesn't have to freak out about police. Probably is ok with being cheated on too as long as she's top woman, the most sexy and desirable to her absolute bastard.

Fanny loves Cartman too much. She can't help but soften or change his character on a whim for herself.

Also, fuck, I just took a closer look at that celebration picture and my god is image compression and that texture working overtime to save her.


Lynn lost all of her chin and doubled her earlobes.

The hands are absolutely atrocious. The problem with Lynn's hands ans shoes is that she used the "fill everything on the reference layer" and never bothered to clean it up. The same with Cyrus' elbow area. His hand is just bad and has an obvious lighter patch next to it showing cover up. I'm not even getting into the blorbo's massive fucking gunt and leg proportions.

This piece would be a fine thumbnail or rough draft. This piece is NOT a good final draft. This is a sketch turned into a finished piece at the last moment. I understand wanting to get art out quick, but wow, not good.

 

[Magic Pickle]

If I may throw in my few cents, as someone who's inside these niche artist spaces, if your interest is very niche, you eventually learn to take what you can get.

Your entire post is quite on the money, my friend, and thinking further about it, I feel you're on to something in that Christianna can benefit from Fanny essentially being free advertising. I do notice Fanny has pushed Christianna's works a couple different times when people think that Fanny's projects could stand to be more pedophilic and incestuous (I know, I know), so there's definitely a benefit to be had there.

It is something that out of the weird freaks I've phonebooked around her (such as Polarka and Garrett Harbough/proletkvlt), Christianna seems to be her favorite. I wonder if it's because Polarka ultimately just has edgier 50 Shades of Gray-style fantasies and Garrett sincerely seems like he wants to brutally rape and murder women. You'd think Fanny would like that, though... maybe he's too much of a commieboo for her tastes?

Also, fuck, I just took a closer look at that celebration picture and my god is image compression and that texture working overtime to save her.

I don't spend a lot of time really drilling into the quality of Fanny's art because 1) it gets wildly autistic on my part and 2) you all have working eyes and can see much of what's wrong with it, but her quality has been seriously fucking tanking in the past 6 months. The comic in which she draws Lynn eating Cyrus' ass is far less lovingly rendered then the piece she drew where Joji went to town on Lola's prolapse. To represent this comparison more starkly, I am posting them side-by-side.

Spoiler: It's ass-eating. You know it's NSFW.

Like wow, she at least used to put in some kind of effort, but in spite of her obsession with Cyrus and Lynn, this fixation has had the opposite effect that a muse has for most artists: it has made her worse. She was never an amazing artist, but she has rapidly gone from "passable if you don't know much about art" to "actively bad." Which is very ironic for a French woman hailing from a clan of artists, isn't it?

Anyway, Fanny is still getting people roasting her for making Lynn yellow and it's starting to make her very passive aggressive as she reminds people of the post she made about how Lynn would continue her Simpsonfication for the next month or so because Fanny's too lazy to alter the color gradient on her old comics. Also, somehow she has hosts and hosts of Asian fans coming out of the woodwork who never had anything else to say about her content before. Hm, how... queer, as one might put it.
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[Magic Pickle]

Fanny update time. (As you can see, I'm trying to stay very on top of the updates this time!)

New comic, featuring Cyrus and Lynn in their withered, wrinkly old age, as Fanny willfully does not follow a chronological order to her comics. In this, they discuss adopting Isabelle as an addendum to their sorry dynamic, and it is written with the full-throttle Tumblr quirk chungus-speak as you might anticipate from Fanny by now.

And some tweets, as a treat.
Don't you guys know she's incredibly lithe, sweet, and adorable? She turns even the humblest of lambs into ravenous, lustful wolves with how precious she is!
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(This was very immature of me to make, but I really couldn't resist.)

Spoiler: Not funny enough to be unspoilered, but...

Also, she really, really seems to resent her fans any time they remember the reality that she has established in her setting.
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Spoiler: It has a NSFW comic in the thumbnail, so just to be safe...

Finally, her askbox on Tetratto, where people are taking her to task over the artists that she follows and also kissing her ass - conveniently back to back, almost as if to prevent a proper firestorm from happening.

Spoiler: How do you not know how many racists you follow, Fanny?

Look, as much as her followers singlemindedly hate AI, you have to admit that Grok's sexually toxic tendencies towards people like Will Stancil sort of seem in line with Fanny's tastes in erotica. Then again, maybe she'd prefer it if Grok was a bit less homosexual in its inclinations...
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Finally, someone names and shames an artist on Fanny's follow list. Today's grotesque penciler is DracReloaded, though the anonymous commenter didn't dare mention which piece of George Floyd they meant; lucky for all of you, I'm a natural sleuth, so I found the piece in question. Tut-tut, Fanny, you should know better than to be so careless about who you follow... but I suppose she was really focused on Drac's interest in 13-year-olds playing with horse cocks more than his politics.
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Fanny. KAMGO was nearly 2 years ago. You have got to find other things to talk about aside from this stupid book. Do you really have nothing else to offer? Is KAMGO truly your magnum opus? Press F in the chat, lads.
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The Parent!AU becomes a lot more compelling when you realize it's likely Fanny caricaturizing her own feelings towards her parents (a preference for a father who still remains somewhat distant vs. a more toxic relationship with a mother who seems oddly prickly), though it would take a board of psychiatrists to try and figure out where Olivia exists in comparison to Laika when it comes to her insane parental problems.
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[AMHOLIO]

Also, she really, really seems to resent her fans any time they remember the reality that she has established in her setting.

"Yeah but Cy fucks kids"

That's 3 words to end any argument she makes. "CYRUS FUCKS KIDS", mmm, yeah, can't get any worse than that.