DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[This User]

Look I know I'm a bit late on this but I was just watching Memeology

Whoever suggested fucking Seinfeld when he quit ARC Raiders, thank you.
The only thing I want now is the Seinfeld stream.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

Look I know I'm a bit late on this but I was just watching Memeology

Whoever suggested fucking Seinfeld when he quit ARC Raiders, thank you.
The only thing I want now is the Seinfeld stream.

The Seinfeld thing is some dent that has been giving DSP superchats asking questions about Seinfeld.

 

[Snortpig]

How fitting, then, that our protagonist spent the entire time avoiding any social interaction outside of some retard who wanted to hand-hold him, and squirreling away as much useless shit as he could find in his backpack before waddling home to hoard it all.

It's so clear why Piggie avoids online games so much because honestly, he sucks at basically anything that's online for some reason. There's some disturbance in the force preventing him from being marginally better than some little kid who just started playing a week ago. This is probably the only entertaining thing about DSP left to be honest, he just sucks at any FPS unless he does a whale call and gets "engagement" from dents in the stream.

 

[Switch Mongo]

never really noticed it before but this nigga looks like Nixon

Light bulb head ahh nigga with no bright ideas.

 

[Power Glove]

What a fucking retard. It's called immigration and dual citizenship. 43 years old, btw...

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the last frame, he looks so pleased with himself for that remark. You're an insufferable faggot, Phil.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Something just kicks in and I just feel incredibly pissed off like there is something mentally attacking my mind and I need to do something about it.

Humans have a remarkable ability to empathize, whether we like it or not. We have special neurons called mirror neurons that are only for mimicking the moods of those around us. Not sure if it works via video/listening but there's no doubt listening to someone so miserable will impact many people's mood. I also think that's why he's so alien, he doesn't get that activation because he spends all his time alone. But it works in the reverse too, being around positive, happy people will increase your mood. Stick with the winners!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

What a fucking retard. It's called immigration and dual citizenship. 43 years old, btw...

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some people still believe he isn't autistic

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

some people still believe he isn't autistic

I think that's just because he doesn't have any of the standard "autistic" hobbies (note how when he plays Nintendo games it's for the money and not because he is interested, he's only interested in Street Fighter and WWE Champions, none of which have a very prominent autistic fanbase) and he's not good at basically anything but going out of his way to be as unlikeable as possible while a usual autistic person is at least good at something of a specific, valid department like playing Celeste. Otherwise between this and the "Rainy day funds are for rainy days" he ticks some of the boxes.

It's probably just something that looks like Autism (kind of like how Borderline Personality Disorders can be mistaken as outright sociopathy).

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

Street Fighter and WWE Champions, none of which have a very prominent autistic fanbase

cmon bro.... have you not been keeping up with the dents?

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Got to get that Dr. K guy to do a stream with Phil. Him questioning PirateSoftware about his narcissism in subtle ways was very telling. Its interesting to see a narcissist face accusations of being one.

I doubt he'd get Phil to acknowledge, and work on any of his many mental issues or personality disorders....but, oh boy, we'd get some good content.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

What a fucking retard. It's called immigration and dual citizenship. 43 years old, btw...

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His perception of the world (and internet) is so minuscule like that of a child, it's laughably sad.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

cmon bro.... have you not been keeping up with the dents?

I meant the in-general fighting game communities.

Also most of the dents are under the delusion that he is a professional fighting gamer and it's only like 2 to 3 people using socks.

 

[Coke Zero]

What a fucking retard. It's called immigration and dual citizenship. 43 years old, btw...

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This is something he does frequently when reacting or responding to other people, he adds additional stuff they never said and then uses that to insult or tear them down. She never said she lived in both cities at the same time, but he added that and used it to try to make her look dumb or be a liar. He did the same thing while watching ltg the other day.

 

[hamassiveattack]

What a fucking retard. It's called immigration and dual citizenship. 43 years old, btw...

fuckingretard.mp4

How are you a retard and a faggot at the same time? What are you talking about?

 

[Digger10]

She never said she lived in both cities at the same time, but he added that and used it to try to make her look dumb or be a liar.

It's more likely that he's too dumb to consider that she moved between cities as a child.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What a fucking retard. It's called immigration and dual citizenship. 43 years old, btw...

fuckingretard.mp4

Definitely not beating the autism accusation.

 

[Coke Zero]

It's more likely that he's too dumb to consider that she moved between cities as a child.

Yeah thats true too, he's incapable of seeing anything from anyone's point of view other than his own. He lived in bridgeport his entire life so its impossible that anyone else could have had a different childhood than his own.

Without knowing anything about this woman, I dont know why its unreasonable to think that her parents could have moved to the US while she was a kid still or maybe she had family in both countries and moved back and forth or there's a hundred different ways she could have spent time in each city while growing up.

 

[Bloodypinky]

You guys are overanalyzing the dual citizenship comment. Phil just shit out whatever negative thing he could about her because he's required to shit on every single woman (real or vidyagame) that appears in his content except for his mowife. He just took whatever he could from what little she said in order to come up with something. He's been doing this for years now.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Phil just shit out whatever negative thing he could about her because he's required to shit on every single woman (real or vidyagame) that appears in his content except for his mowife.

Aside that he also thinks that "Rainy Day Funds" are literally for rainy days. He clearly takes everything he doesn't know literally and it's made even worse by a virtually non-existent understanding of the outside world.

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Also watching him right now reminds me of how the video game industry has turned to shit. Literally all of the big gaming companies of at least AA-tier are like him. Low energy begging for money and providing only the lowest effort slop that's not even worth a laugh (Ironically I can stand DSP talking more than people listing out the horrible atrocities of AAA gaming companies and tech giants). I swear Activision only succeeds because they have millions of dent-heads while Phil has only 3.

 

[strandedcastaway]

You guys are overanalyzing the dual citizenship comment. Phil just shit out whatever negative thing he could about her because he's required to shit on every single woman (real or vidyagame) that appears in his content except for his mowife. He just took whatever he could from what little she said in order to come up with something. He's been doing this for years now.

Watching him skip through a bunch of clips with fully clothed, not attractive female game developers and then watch the comments from fully clothed, not attractive male game developers was... I have no idea what. But he did it. Guess that makes him a mature married man.