DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[fresh pair of socks]

We NEED him to scream racial slurs on stream, that would be so kino.

PPP tried to make him go down that path, but Phail was too much of a sissy.

The funny thing is, PPP was right. If Phail went full chud, he'd be way more successful. He has no sponsors and is already known as the King of Hate, so he'd have nothing to lose.

 

[Julia Chang]

I get that Rimworld is an inherently chaotic experience that's designed to produce strange situations but Phil lacks a lot of logic and reasoning to make sense of it in the least.
Currently, chat is handholding Phil (naturally) as he forces a colonist with food poisoning to tend to a dying monkey by dragging it's crippled body to the freezer (which is oddly bigger than their actual living quarters but also has a medical bed and animal resting zone in it) as said colonist is puking. It should be noted that the freezer is actually 72 degrees F. This situation is due to the fact that Phil couldn't figure out how to have three colonists with guns take down a single woman due to the fact that the woman was behind a wall and thus the colonists could not see her.

Phil is determined to save the dying monkey in the freezer, which is also now finally lowering to a more freezer-like temperature after chat had to inform him that a freezer probably shouldn't be room temperature. The monkey isn't allowed medkits, so it's just bleeding in the gigantic non-frozen freezer on the floor next to the bed. Puke remains uncleaned and more puke is coming. Colonists are continuing to become sick as they step over the corpse of the woman they killed, past the dying monkey, and puddles of puke to cook with the rotting food that has been sitting in a "freezer" that couldn't chill a drink. This creates more puke that Phil is choosing to clean one puddle at a time by clicking on them one by one.

 

[thebigdream]

he is so above what he used to be while talking about the things they do as a gotcha even though he talks about his past a lot mostly to gain sympathy.

As someone who's only followed Phil for the last few months, I don't have much reference for who he used to be, but based on the way Phil talks about it, his old self sounds way fucking more entertaining than his new wholesome chill streamer vibe. Oh he had anger issues? Good, I'd prefer that over the pathetic little worm who has to play Arc Raiders on tourist mode and meekly whisper "helloooo" to anyone who passes.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

As someone who's only followed Phil for the last few months, I don't have much reference for who he used to be, but based on the way Phil talks about it, his old self sounds way fucking more entertaining than his new wholesome chill streamer vibe. Oh he had anger issues? Good, I'd prefer that over the pathetic little worm who has to play Arc Raiders on tourist mode and meekly whisper "helloooo" to anyone who passes.

A good rule of thumb to remember is to never take Phil's word about how he used to be.

He has always been a slimy little weasel of a man, the only difference is he used to be able to say "nigger" without consequences so he did that a couple times.

Which, to be fair, is definitely better than whatever the fuck he is now. That's why we need more Street Fighter. One bad night and he might just start blessing us with some slurs!

 

[Lady Adjani]

As someone who's only followed Phil for the last few months, I don't have much reference for who he used to be, but based on the way Phil talks about it, his old self sounds way fucking more entertaining than his new wholesome chill streamer vibe. Oh he had anger issues? Good, I'd prefer that over the pathetic little worm who has to play Arc Raiders on tourist mode and meekly whisper "helloooo" to anyone who passes.

Go watch one of the older TIHYDP’s ala MGS2, Dark Souls 1 or Vice City for reference.

NuPhil is extremely low energy and borderline depressive in comparison and the only entertainment one can get from his streams nowadays is watching his mental health spiral downwards.

 

[Digger10]

NuPhil is extremely low energy and borderline depressive in comparison and the only entertainment one can get from his streams nowadays is watching his mental health spiral downwards.

I've seen similar comments about WingsOfRedemption and Ethan Ralph. Is this what normally happens to lolcows? Their bodies can only support the tard rage for so many years before they burn out?

 

[neger psykolog]

We NEED him to scream racial slurs on stream, that would be so kino.

The best I can give you right now is screaming racial slurs AT Phil. How does that work for you?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

s someone who's only followed Phil for the last few months, I don't have much reference for who he used to be, but based on the way Phil talks about it, his old self sounds way fucking more entertaining than his new wholesome chill streamer vibe.

There's a reason why he only streams to about 250 ppl nowadays.

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Btw I think the $50 dollar anon tip tonight was from Dominic Harris. I've caught him fucking up sock accounts before (he's been a member for 3+ years and has only talked in chat twice) and he donated tonight IMMEDIATELY after the tip.


Above SC is from 9/24/25 stream

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

No, Phil. You're a fucking retard.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Phil is determined to save the dying monkey in the freezer,

"i'll be that monkey. i'll be that monkey. Yup. With the BBC."
-Phil's Crush.

 

[flatsoda]

Tonight (Jan. 21, 2026), during the unrecorded night prestream before the Rimworld hand-holding session, Philip "Bitchtits" Burnell whines about the lack of Kick support, complains about Kick allowing banned users to still give him money, and seethes about LowTierGod. All while bathed in bisexual lighting.

The section where Philip "The Anus Villain" Burnell jealously seethes at the fact that LowTierGod can play Mega Man X3 with 700 viewers watching that he needs to accuse him of viewbotting in order to soothe his bruised ego over his own low live viewcount, is particularly pathetic.

"Oh! There's LowTierGod viewbotting again, on Kick. *STROKES GREASY PATCHY GOATEE TO SELF-SOOTHE* That's nice. Dude lit-- Literally-- Either viewbots or gets viewbotted every single stream. Absolutely ridiculous that he thinks he would have 700 viewers on Kick, fucking playing Mega Man. *CHORTLE* Ridiculous! *THROAT CLEAR*"

Then DSP reveals that he had indeed watched at least part of LowTierGod's reaction to DSP's Nuclear Stream that he earlier had denied even caring about, and accuses LowTierGod of prearranging a large gift sub bomb in order to appear more successful than he is.
The lack of self-awareness and hypocrisy is STUNNING.

"Dood! When he was reacting to my reaction to him, LITERALLY he would say something and with that word, it would trigger donations."
"Dood! It's completely choreographed, it's 100% fucking fake! I mean, maybe it is a real supporter who, like, set-- he worked with that supporter. 'Oh! You gotta drop some support when I say this word!' or whatever. Dood, his streams are the fakest shit ever! Like, seriously, just the fakest utter nonsense ever! Completely choreographed garbage! And people buy it because they're dumb - or maybe they don't! I don't know! But it's all fucking fake. *THROAT CLEAR*"
Also, totally not a clown:

WELCOME . . . HOME

 

[Twrx]

When you're Phil Burnell and it's too cold inside and you have to wear a sweater but also you can't afford heating because of quadruple diagonal side/back combo backtaxes (it's a special event in WWE champions):
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For those that don't get the reference:
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That's probably the most subtle beg he's ever done.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Golly gee, there sure seem to be an uptick in Anonymous donors that are exactly $50 and he would have not met the goal that totally doesn't exist without them!

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

No, Phil. You're a fucking retard.

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Can't lie, that one got a chuckle from me. Good job, Dave. You got your one laugh a year.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

As someone who's only followed Phil for the last few months, I don't have much reference for who he used to be, but based on the way Phil talks about it, his old self sounds way fucking more entertaining than his new wholesome chill streamer vibe. Oh he had anger issues? Good, I'd prefer that over the pathetic little worm who has to play Arc Raiders on tourist mode and meekly whisper "helloooo" to anyone who passes.

He only really got entertaining during fighting games with voice coms, his deathstroke matches in injustice where probably his most notable ones. If he did encounter a detractor during another multi-player game he would say "oh boy, here we go" and disable voice coms if they started talking about leanna.

 

[RougeRed]

It's completely choreographed, it's 100% fucking fake! I mean, maybe it is a real supporter who, like, set-- he worked with that supporter. 'Oh! You gotta drop some support when I say this word!' or whatever.

The only time when DSP tells the truth about himself is by accident.

 

[GodModule]

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No, Phil. You're a fucking retard.

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He's genuinely grotesque looking

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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He's genuinely grotesque looking

And he's only 43. The only times I've seen someone look so busted in their 40s involved either heavy drug use or decades of doing hard, backbreaking menial labor.

 

[johnkimble123]

I particularly enjoyed his rant on Monday about a good diet. It was something like "protein, no carbs, no grease, no sugar, more protein, even MORE protein" like he honestly just knows you need protein to build mass and that's it, that's the extent of his knowledge. Do you need carbs to carry that protein to your muscles? Who knows, just eat protein. What is the action muscles use to grow? What is hypertrophy? Who cares just keep lifting those 5 lbs. dumbbells and polish it off with some protein pretzels.

As you probably know, this is the key to a good diet... eating healthier proteins, lower fat proteins, but also more proteins, increase proteins, reduce carbs, reduce sugars, better proteins, more proteins, finding things loaded with proteins

Get it?

 

[Balr0g]

He only really got entertaining during fighting games with voice coms, his deathstroke matches in injustice where probably his most notable ones. If he did encounter a detractor during another multi-player game he would say "oh boy, here we go" and disable voice coms if they started talking about leanna.

You forgot this little gem