DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't know why Phil can't just take the little W that he's lost weight. No, he always has to be an insufferable faggot.

 

[Sampi]

Losing weight can be a sign of depression too .

 

[Love Is Blue]

depression

*points at his flat head*

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Losing weight can be a sign of depression too .

I wouldn't be surprised if he was on some kind of ozempics

 

[Fridge Raider]

But as with everything else, Phil's endless bragging about his "knowledge" gives away that he's lying.

I particularly enjoyed his rant on Monday about a good diet. It was something like "protein, no carbs, no grease, no sugar, more protein, even MORE protein" like he honestly just knows you need protein to build mass and that's it, that's the extent of his knowledge. Do you need carbs to carry that protein to your muscles? Who knows, just eat protein. What is the action muscles use to grow? What is hypertrophy? Who cares just keep lifting those 5 lbs. dumbbells and polish it off with some protein pretzels.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was on some kind of ozempics

The only reasons I don't think he is is because a) I feel like he would have given it away by now and b) he's a giant pussy and you need to use a needle for meds like that. But he certainly has the look.

 

[00R-Gundam]

what about the gym.mov

More extremely normal and believable explanations about his workout routine.


blayuck shayuft.mov

Thats an odd way of explaining a routine. Usually when asked people just say arms, legs, chest etc. In case of any kiwi that somehow thinks you need a gym or gym equipment for cardio/leg day, you really dont, all you need is the will to do it and know the exercises:
-running
-lunges
-squats
-calf raises
And many more that can be done anywhere. Dsp is just a consumer that needs to have the most shiny and feature filled toy in order to do something. I do think he is exercising but what hes doing is so low impact and add to that the junk food that he eats and basically he isnt gaining anything nor improving his cardio/resistance. So basically hes just breaking even or stagnating. Last point is that if he indeed has been doing weights, atleast for me my posture has improved, which with dsp i dont see it.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Dave losing weight ain't a surprise when this is the roommate our pseudo Italian fitness coach tard lives with:

 

[PetiteDragon43]

The only reasons I don't think he is is because a) I feel like he would have given it away by now and b) he's a giant pussy and you need to use a needle for meds like that. But he certainly has the look.

You reminded me. Anyone remember when Phil lied about getting the COVID vax? the way he flexes and rubs his arms is the exact same way he acted then. And he never got boosters if i recall. Just wanted to look cool whengetting that shit was cool.

Dave losing weight ain't a surprise when this is the roommate our pseudo Italian fitness coach tard lives with:

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My favourite part of Raw DSP's chat is when Phil plays a game with a woman harmonizing in the soundtrack and they spam this emote.

 

[Digger10]

Can't he just .. for once, answer something like a normal person, or just ignore something and move on. I'm beginning to think this Phil guy is a really difficult person to be friends with.

He was weirdly polite to a guy who asked him "Are you gonna play a game or is this a business meeting?" in a recent stream.

bizness.mov

 

[Iron Hamster]

but if you talk about how Phil's wife is a dumb fat cunt whose only ambition is to gain lbs, you're a bad person.

Pretty sure I'll get over it.

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AI thumbnails looking as good as ever king! For today's dented Lego stream.

Is he having a guest come in and build it?

What do you think the prompt was here? Did he tell the AI he was in a studio and it generated, you know, an actual studio and not a fucking closet? Do you think he looked at it and went "Yeah, that is what my studio looks like".

I needed someone far more attractive than I am building Legos.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

But also, LTG must be going to the gym because he’s poor (unlike Phil) and/or a narcissist who enjoys showing off his buff body (unlike Phil)

It's crazy to me that he thinks anything to do with any social interaction is extremely negative. He is so caught up on being judged the slightest but is the most judgmental person ever.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Phils never actually built muscle ever so even though he's old and likely low on test he would still have the easy quick grow most men can accomplish. You'd see it in his arms and shoulders if he was building muscle.

 

[neger psykolog]

I don't care about any of this. Phil is gay. He salivates over sweaty male wrestlers.

The only thing I want out of this is for him to start taking mail order steroids and having roid rage at derich and Jayde. We deserve that much.

 

[WhoaMoses]

Phils never actually built muscle ever so even though he's old and likely low on test he would still have the easy quick grow most men can accomplish. You'd see it in his arms and shoulders if he was building muscle.

He keeps boasting about how much weight he's losing, so he's in a caloric deficit. It's not impossible to build muscle while in a deficit with body recomp, but you need to be consistently training, have just a slight deficit, and eat a ton of protein, and he thinks a whey shake is like taking tren, so I highly doubt he's gained any muscle at all since the start of the fisher price dumbell arc.

 

[neger psykolog]

When you're Phil Burnell and it's too cold inside and you have to wear a sweater but also you can't afford heating because of quadruple diagonal side/back combo backtaxes (it's a special event in WWE champions):


For those that don't get the reference:

 

[Digger10]

victory lap.mov

He just turned muting his mic when he burps into a victory lap.

I am not kidding.

Shut up, don't discourage him from being less disgusting.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

my bad for dual posting but this is probably the most entertaining DSP thing to me in a while. This little slapfight with Wings and LTG is him being shown the biggest mirror to reflect his life and he genuinely thinks he is so above what he used to be while talking about the things they do as a gotcha even though he talks about his past a lot mostly to gain sympathy.

 

[Windy Moors]

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Why don't people click on these thumbnails I wonder? Must be da trolls.

If Phil was being honest:

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

If Phil was being honest:
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lmao i still can't get over how absolutely retarded this looks
he looks like a toddler that wants his mom to pick him up

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

The only thing I want out of this is for him to start taking mail order steroids and having roid rage at derich and Jayde. We deserve that much.

We NEED him to scream racial slurs on stream, that would be so kino.