DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

really needs to get this shit checked, if he really is drenched in sweat after his sets, his blood pressure is through the fucking roof. He isn't even doing physical labor, just trying to think. This is always what I thought when he talked about that shit, even with the excuse that his room is 9000 degrees on a 30 degree day.

SMH this thread is full of detractor faggot nudnigs who just can't appreciate and respect the fact that Phil is in absolute peak condition and that his recent 5 entire days of weightlifting have totally transformed his body and undone years of sedentary lifestyle.

I get it, Phil IS balding just a little but that's normal for guys his age. Besides that he is absolutely in peak physical AND mental condition.

 

[Moar Krabs]

SMH this thread is full of detractor faggot nudnigs who just can't appreciate and respect the fact that Phil is in absolute peak condition and that his recent 5 entire days of weightlifting have totally transformed his body and undone years of sedentary lifestyle.

I cant tell if this is sarcasm or if your one of the detractors that secretly donate to keep the show going

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Only reason why is because this was the do or die stream of SF6 to determine whether or not it would be moved to the day stream I've noticed he makes higher amounts than what he normally makes on the do or die streams.

He still likely has around 1 to 4 dents left and those people are either completely manipulated or delusional. Kind of unsurprising to be honest.

 

[thebigdream]

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HELLO EVERYWUN

"So Jayde, I notice you haven't supported the Pokemon stream today. Now I'm a reasonable guy, so how about you pay me $20 and I'll stop shining this giant fog light in your face."

 

[RainJacketAndShorts]

And also, his sustained high blood pressure hopefully bringing us all closer and closer to that glorious day where he suffers a fatal stroke live on stream!

Phillup dying on stream would be the best outcome for humanity as his channel would get undeniably nuked by youtube for TOS violations alongside his 70k worthless waste of space videos taking up storage on a server somewhere. This also means that detractor videos would be his only legacy and proof he even existed on earth

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I remember phil saying pretty recently that if he were to croak, then kat would take ownership of his channels. What the fuck could she do with all that trash lol

 

[jules]

I remember phil saying pretty recently that if he were to croak, then kat would take ownership of his channels. What the fuck could she do with all that trash lol

sell it to the highest bidder who would be ICS and they can wear phil’s skin suit and pretend like nothing happened

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Phillup dying on stream would be the best outcome for humanity as his channel would get undeniably nuked by youtube for TOS violations alongside his 70k worthless waste of space videos taking up storage on a server somewhere. This also means that detractor videos would be his only legacy and proof he even existed on earth

I think that his YT channel and Kick will be nuked first in rapid succession (on stream) before he goes find a real job only to go to an argument against a customer and get tased to death by the police when he screams "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WHY ARE YOU SWATTING ME WITH FULL ARMOR GEAR" in front of them.

Washington police won't take Phil's meltdowns kindly.

But yeah, he's in a mental decline right now. Like a straight, steep mental decline that began from around the Sidescrollers interview and it got even more nightmarish from there. It's only a matter of time before his YT and Kick gets nuked in quick succession mid-stream. And then he will try to make a new YT account only to be nuked after the first Stream.

 

[jules]

would phil even benefit from seeing a psychiatrist at this point? assuming he put his ego aside - which is very very optimistic

 

[neger psykolog]

But yeah, he's in a mental decline right now

always has been.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

would phil even benefit from seeing a psychiatrist at this point? assuming he put his ego aside - which is very very optimistic

If Phil went to see a psychiatrist, that psychiatrist would end up needing a series of psychiatrists and eventually would shoot themself.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

would phil even benefit from seeing a psychiatrist at this point? assuming he put his ego aside - which is very very optimistic

No, narcissists are notorious for being borderline impossible to treat.

 

[DerelictOnion]

would phil even benefit from seeing a psychiatrist at this point? assuming he put his ego aside - which is very very optimistic

Two scenarios:

- in the first one he lays down to talk about his issues. Which would be perfect for him. Imagine having a real human-style audience to prestream and talk about your legacy and detractors. I am sure he'd love that. It might even make him less of a hateful bitch because he'd have an outlet for at least some of his negative thoughts instead of dumping it all on stream.

- in the second one he is prescribed medications which make him calmer somehow.

In both cases his core wouldn't change, it is impossible at this point, but perhaps he could become more bearable........which ironically would also mean - less interesting.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

I remember phil saying pretty recently that if he were to croak, then kat would take ownership of his channels. What the fuck could she do with all that trash lol

It'll be a Genna Bain situation, where she took over TotalBiscuit's channel when he died. She started streaming and I am guess getting residuals off his Youtube content. Maybe we'll get Khets weight loss journey!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Why don't people click on these thumbnails I wonder? Must be da trolls.

 

[Burl McMillan]

would phil even benefit from seeing a psychiatrist at this point? assuming he put his ego aside - which is very very optimistic

Maybe if the shrink just pumps him full of chemicals there'd be some benefit? But we've seen wings on lexapro and he just became even more boring than he usually is.

If there's any form of therapy it's not gonna go well, it's a pretty common meme that narcissists who go to therapy just end up co-opting all the therapy terms and weaponizing it against the people around them. I'm not sure I can handle TherapySydePhil doing "Guys top gaslighting me into thinking it's my fault we didn't get engagement, it's not me it's the game. No, moral support doesn't count that's manipulative toxic positivity." without feeling the urge to strangle him through my screen.

Not to mention the inevitable homosexual mating ritual of trying to get Wings and/or LTG on so he can teach them techniques he learns in therapy.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I hopped on a Wings stream for a bit and apparently DSP was in his chat again looking for attention and got banned or timed out fast and people are making fun of him.

 

[OliverKlozoff]

He called $1000 chump change. Well of course the "king" lives in a castle. But for the rest of us peasants, that's almost a months rent/mortgage payment. He's so detached from reality.

This is what you get when you don't have friends or go outside.

 

[neger psykolog]

He called $1000 chump change. Well of course the "king" lives in a castle. But for the rest of us peasants, that's almost a months rent/mortgage payment. He's so detached from reality.

This is what you get when you don't have friends or go outside.

Mortgage payment? Why would Phil ever need that? He's been paying the absolute bare minimum for years and even then has still managed to get late penalties.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

always has been.

No, whatever happened starting from the Yakuza rant is something else. Back in the "DSP beats himself" and the P3 ragequit days he is still insane but nowhere near this level. He also didn't suddenly act like a DEI activist who wants all fictional women in hijabs but all of the big sweaty men had to show their guns.

He called $1000 chump change

Don't take it literally, it's an excuse he uses to protect his own ego because he refuses to be seen as a lolcow.