DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vic Viper T301]

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Let's see...
Code Violet - Already dropped it
Pathologic 3 - MAYBE is right cause he didn't play it
Quarantine Zone - Playing it now
Dragon Quest 7 - He won't play this, and if he does he definitely isn't finishing it
Dues Ex Remastered - Won't play or quit after 1 session unless massive whaling. It'll be old, oudated, wonky, and boring according to Phil
Mewgenics - He only put this on the list because it has cats and a stupid trailer that appealed to him, he won't play it or will use it for marathon fodder
Mario Tennis - He won't play this, he will just use it as a platform to whine about the Switch 2
Virtual Boy - He'll do this on a marathon and use it as a platform to whine about the Switch 2
Styx Blades of Greed - I had never heard of this but apparently it's a stealth game, so I'm 50-50 on Phil trying to get interest with a "you guys like watching me fail at stealth games, right? Remember Metal Gear?" play
Resident Evil Requiem - No brainer, he always gets whaled out for Resident Evil
Pokemon Pokopia - It's Pokemon Animal Crossing, basically Phil's dream game. Unless it fails to make money, in which case he will, you guessed it, use it as a platform to whine about the Switch 2
John Carpenter's Toxic Commando - This seems like Phil's kind of game based on the trailer
Mouse PI for Hire - Skipped or dropped after one session
Crimson Desert - He'll hype this up as a Zelda killer, then say that it overpromised and underdelivered after a couple sessions
Screamer - Racing game + anime? I don't even know why he wrote this down
Pragmata - He'll probably play this (on a personal note I loved the demo and really want to play it myself)
Invincible VS - Fighting game, he'll skip it or play the beta and say the usual things he says about fighting games
Saros - AAA Playstation exclusive, he'll play this
007 First Light - Recognizable brand, he'll play this, probably drop it midway through when interest wanes
Lego Batman - Probably skip but it could appeal to the dents
Halloween - Trailer showed no gameplay and gave no indication of what kind of game it is, so I'm guessing skip or marathon fodder
Phantom Blade Zero - He'll play this and hate it
Replicat - See entry on Mewgenics
Grand Theft Auto VI - No brainer

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Shit, Pokopia is going to be right in Phil's wheelhouse and be boring as anything.

 

[neger psykolog]

Grand Theft Auto VI - No brainer

I'm fairly certain that the new GTA is going to suck hard. So many key people left and it's such a massive budget and there's already been a ton of penultimate delays.

I can't wait to watch Phil have to play it. Suffer Phil.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

keem.mov

Keemstar is OUR enemy again!

Of course, it's not like anyone believed he ever truly mended that bridge - it was always a self-serving attempt to make himself look better, look magnanimous, look MATOOR - but today we learn he ended up blocking Keem on X again, and wants nothing to do with him again. Except this time, it's somehow even gayer and more bitchmade.


ahffice temp.mov

Checkmate, trole! Phillip explains with FACTS and LOGIC why it actually makes total sense that his home ahffice is 84 degrees in the middle of January, and that there is nothing he can do about it other than wait to install a 20k central air system in his cahndo.

I live in NC, which is not nearly as cold as Washington. And it takes two heaters to get my room into the 80s. Or cranking my heat up. The sun faces my window and it still doesn't heat up nearly as much.

If I were to believe him, or trust anything he says, I'd wonder why he wouldn't ask the people on either side of his building if they have a similar issue, just so I can root out the actual cause as to why it gets so hot. Then I would get a fan or something since its hotter than Satan's ayus in there daily.

so true king.mov

Some rare honesty from Phil

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Incredible.

And to follow that up, this describes Phil's thinking perfectly:

 

[W@rui]

Maybe RimWorld needs yellow paint.

 

[neger psykolog]

The reason his mature adult studio is perpetually warm is because he keeps the door closed and there is literally zero ventilation.
I bet if someone put an oximeter in there it would be comically low and probably explains a lot why he's so low energy most of the time. Nigga probably gets hyperactive from just having an oxygen contact high at this point.

(And this post isn't fully a joke. You should check out a Co2 device in any place you live/sleep/work and if there's not decent ventilation it is very common to have insufficient oxygen which can not only make you sleepy but can also make you irretrievably gay like Phil Burnell)

 

[W@rui]

 

[Telemeter]

I have to disagree with this -- to an extent. If Panda was as sexed up as we say she is -- and we base this on relatively few instances in his videos, there is no way she would have stuck around as long as she did if Phail hadn't given it the old college try every now and then.

I've always believed that Phail was a reluctant sexual partner during that time, that he begrudgingly occasionally acceded to her requests for intimacy but would side step it as often as he could.

There's no way that his non-Asian, younger girlfriend with a libido have put up with a near absence of sex.

Panda was:

1. Young, Phil was probably her first real relationship that was not puppy love. Pair bonding is a thing, its why a lot of women don't leave abusive relationships.
2. Star struck. While her high school friends were stuck still in school or flipping burgers at their first job, she was with a Youtube star, riding BMWs, moved into a house owned by her man.
3. Isolated. Phil then decided to uproot their life and move across the entire country and then basically kept her locked up except for the odd zoo visit. She had to rebuild her life at this new place.
4. Not that uncomfortable. Even if she came to hate Phil, Phil is also an absolute bitch who probably never beat her, yelled at hear, and likely just cowered and laughed awkwardly up when she got angry, just as he did on video. Much like Keht, Panda found herself in a situation where she had free rent and a roommate who would just avoid her, moving out was more expensive than pretending DSP didn't exist.

Her remaining with Phil for as long as she did even if she came to hate him was not as strange or unexpected at all.

 

[This User]

2026-01-18 23-33-11.mp4

HE WAS THINKING WITH A NEEDLE!
AND THREAD!

He's dented!

 

[DerelictOnion]

There are too many levels of retardation in this image.
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Obviously it is chump change compared to the 50k he missed. What a dumb fuck.

 

[strandedcastaway]

He claims he has open windows (even in the middle of winter) and blackout curtains but his room is still 80 degrees. His excuse is that he has so many electronics in the room, and yeah he's got two PCs and lights and stuff, but he's listing off stuff like his monitors and cameras too which don't generate much heat. He's obviously full of shit.

Yeah, this one is just total fiction. He's lied numerous times about the outside temperature, said there's a heat wave when it's 62 degrees, etc. There's no way his office is 84 in the dead of winter.

If Phil's talking, he's making shit up.

 

[neger psykolog]

There are too many levels of retardation in this image.
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The alternative explanation which would've stung keemstar if Phil actually worded it better:
"Quit being a cheap nigger keem. Your show sucks. You suck. All the participants suck. I thought you were rich?"

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Yeah, this one is just total fiction. He's lied numerous times about the outside temperature, said there's a heat wave when it's 62 degrees, etc. There's no way his office is 84 in the dead of winter.

If Phil's talking, he's making shit up.

He showed the temp on his portable AC but I have a similar one and you can set it to display any temp up to 85.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Yeah, this one is just total fiction. He's lied numerous times about the outside temperature, said there's a heat wave when it's 62 degrees, etc. There's no way his office is 84 in the dead of winter.

If Phil's talking, he's making shit up.

I think WE are forgetting the GAMING PEECEE and the SCHREAMING PEECEE that he never shuts ahff, and are surely filled with bloatware like RGB softwares constantly running those 14th gen intels at high power, plus all the room lights, monitors, consoles, and whatever other shit is running 24/7. He basically does have space heaters in that room.

Also he's retarded and lying.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Why lie about room temp though? Weird thing to lie about even for Phil. Best I can figure is he likes complaining and fabricates a reason for it sometimes. Never turning off his shit makes more sense.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Why lie about room temp though? Weird thing to lie about even for Phil. Best I can figure is he likes complaining and fabricates a reason for it sometimes. Never turning off his shit makes more sense.

Why lie about owning a handcart? Easy - his izzat was threatened because he thinks someone else is in control of the narrative so he has to lie about things to reshape reality in his mind where he can be in control.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Why lie about room temp though? Weird thing to lie about even for Phil. Best I can figure is he likes complaining and fabricates a reason for it sometimes. Never turning off his shit makes more sense.

At this point what isn't a lie from him tbh? Every prestream is just filled with shit that didn't happen, he lies about stuff he said the previous week and when it's pointed out he lies again, he lies about easily debunkable shit like viewership, chat, bans etc and always lies about how busy he is. Even getting called out to his face he will make some excuse than he will lie again next stream.


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[Burn In Hell Burnell]

If I were to play devil's (pigger's) advocate for a second here, you could argue he almost HAS to lie about a million things a day at this point. For da business! I mean what the fuck else is he going to babble about for 8 hours a day, six days a week, as a man who literally never leaves his house except to go grocery shopping or get his Hitler Youth haircut delivered by a Curls n Twirls employee who probably feels a deep sense of dread every time his oddly shaped head comes waddling into the shop?

He has to fill the dead air somehow, so I don't know, just try to convince a few fellow flatheads that he actually endures a lot for them because when he's sitting on his ass pushing buttons on a controller and waiting for money to appear magically in his PayPal account, because it's... a slightly above average room temperature or something. I dunno, what do you WANT him to say? The truth? That every day when he wakes up he realizes he has to do it all over again and contemplates eating a shotgun?

He has to lie to protect his family! Ya get it?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Rewatched the Ichiban crashout today and I dare say it’s a classic.

Perhaps the detractors’ finest moment, and it didn’t even involve a detractor. It was caused by a dent making a harmless joke. I smile when I think about it and laugh and laugh when I replay it.

also him thinking the sun would heat up his room to above 80 when temps are in the 30s outside is so goofy.

Who’s gonna tell this guy about the magical properties of Full Sun?

Phil lies, that's all he does. It's been said again and again that he will lie even when the truth would serve him better. I'd say he's a compulsive liar, but I don't think that's a strong enough of a term for what he does.

I wish I had clipped it but around 18 months ago he glanced at his phone, then announced, “I gotta take a shit!” and scurried away. He came back maybe 5 minutes later with a box and said, “The [whatever nonsense junk] was just delivered.”

He had seen the delivery notification and for absolutely no reason told viewers that he had to move his bowels rather than the truth. It was the stupidest lie, and also gross for no reason other than his love for scat. He’s a real sick fucker.