DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Eekum Bokum]

I feel like it's just missing a 10th and penultimate step:
10. Kill yourself

That's the secret hidden ending that you only get when you've looped 1-9 enough times.

 

[ackack99]

you morahns have been falling for the puppet master's plans all along. since everything last night was a ruse, so was every other time hes seethed about Wings and LTG, clearly. he actually DOESNT hate them and he TRICKED you dunces into thinking hes a fragile, narcissistic hypocrite! GET FELTED, TROLLS!

 

[morel style individual]

If DSP really wants to make his content into a symbiotic relationship with detractors, I'm cool with it. I will say it's a little weird to debase yourself online in order to entertain people you hate, but I do have a strict policy not to kinkshame.

I have not gotten through the whole Tevin restream of yesterday. I will say that my favorite part so far is DSP, the gym rat, not knowing what "meal prep" is, and using it as a springboard to mock a 40+ year old streamer for not being able to cook. That was really funny and one of the best parts of his master plan so far.

 

[Telemeter]

Has Phil ever exhibited a genuine attraction to women in any way? Not just commenting "oooh boobs, butt". I don't know if Phil is actually gay, but he definitely isn't attracted to women as far as I can tell. The incident seems like he is just jerking off to jerking off, like a chimp. Maybe to himself?

Phil was probably the type of incel who, if it wasn't for Youtube happening, ends up going tranny in 2020 so people finally notice him, pressuring people to tell him he looks pretty and demanding some Asian woman at a salon wax his balls or else he will sue.

There is footage of Pandalee, 18 or 19, presenting like a vixen in heat, ass high up on the air, on the bed, ready to go, as Phil is doing a house tour, and what is Phil's reaction? He does a goat laugh and keeps going.

If he had any attraction to women he would have dropped the camera, done the deed, then made a second take later.

For a long time I thought Phil was just a weird asexual alien that reproduces through spores, but these last few years have proven that Phil is indeed a weird alien but one that is sexually attracted to human males.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

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Me listening to this prestream

It’s honestly hilarious to know that fellow detractors in the Snortex are knowledgeable enough to know just the right Sopranos clip to post.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

If he needs to he can use... what exactly? A big red button that when he presses it he watches an LTG detractor video for 3.5 hours? A big red button that makes everyone call him an autistic retard?

catching up on a few things myself and watching someone cover this is the wildest thing. He was on purpose reading way too far into nonsense that LTG was saying just so he can have a point and that point is stupid. It's strange because he has such an extreme lack of self awareness and we've seen him crash the hell out when people do this exact same thing to him. I've never seen a person this unaware of themselves so much it's just extremely entertaining for the wrong reasons.

To me, the worst offense here by Phil, is giving LTG a W. Leave it to this idiot to give a deadbeat dad who openly disowns his daughter, any way to look sympathetic.
Truly astounding.

This is the most entertaining thing he's done in a while to me. Watching him trying really really hard to get under LTG's skin and even use his lingo in the wrong way just reminds me of the same feel when there are kids in CoD lobbies swearing on the mic. Somehow he's way out of his league compared to LTG and even Wings lol.

 

[johnkimble123]

There literally is footage of Pandalee, 18 or 19, presenting like a vixen in heat, ass high up on the air, on the bed, ready to go, as Phil is doing a house tour, and what is Phil's reaction? He does a goat laugh and keeps going.

If he had any attraction to women he would have dropped the camera, done the deed, then made a second take later.

For a long time I thought Phil was just a weird asexual alien that reproduces through spores, but these last few years have proven that Phil is indeed a weird alien but one that is sexually attracted to human males.

Like most of what Phil does, he was LARPing as a sex fiend until he had what most guys want (a younger woman) and got exposed. Once she left his dumbass, he couldn't really pull off the charade, not to mention Kat seems like the most boring fuck there could be.

 

[morel style individual]

If he had any attraction to women he would have dropped the camera, done the deed, then made a second take later.

The only thing less likely than Philip Burnell initiating with a willing young lady is Philip Burnell recording video footage and not uploading it to Youtube. We would have gotten 5 minutes of a house tour and 11 minutes of footage of a bedspread with faint grunting and snorting in the background.

 

[W@rui]

To me, the worst offense here by Phil, is giving LTG a W. Leave it to this idiot to give a deadbeat dad who openly disowns his daughter, any way to look sympathetic.
Truly astounding.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Two weeks into the year and I feel like DSP has completely lost it, can we save some stuff for the rest of the year Dave?

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

He is about to fight Simon

Salt incoming? Or has he already studied 53 different guides hand-delivered to him in Discord by his mahds?

Immediate pee break before the fight! HE'S READING A GUIDE!

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

There literally is footage of Pandalee, 18 or 19, presenting like a vixen in heat, ass high up in the air, on a bed, ready to go, as Phil is doing a house tour, and what is Phil's reaction? He does a goat laugh and keeps going.

If he had any attraction to women he would have dropped the camera, done the deed, then made a second take later.

Sounds like the time that Pandalee kept nagging him and bothering him while he was streaming, clearly wanting some, and he treated her like his little sister bugging him and gets mad that she was distracting him from whatever game he was halfheartedly playing.

It really is not a shock that a chick chasing internet famous guys, with low enough standards to ever end up with pudgy DarkSydePhil, still ended up a miserable zombie having panic attacks because of the state of her life when he refused to ever touch her. If they ever had sex you can be sure Phil acted like it was a tiresome chore being forced on him before and after.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Very obvious he binge watched Simon videos he isn't reacting to anything he is doing at all. Like not even commenting on the boss attacks and shit when every other fight he does when he gets hit.

So fucking pathetic man. Still probably gonna get his shit pushed in.

He clearly knows about the boss mechanics that he has never seen the boss do and is playing around them LMAO imagine gaming this way man.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Very obvious he binge watched Simon videos he isn't reacting to anything he is doing at all. Like not even commenting on the boss attacks and shit when every other fight he does when he gets hit.

So fucking pathetic man. Still probably gonna get his shit pushed in.

He clearly knows about the boss mechanics that he has never seen the boss do and is playing around them LMAO imagine gaming this way man.

Yeah it's glaringly obvious he's read a guide, great observations. And on top of that, he has his squad of dented handlers in chat guiding him on his build and what Simon is capable of.

It's just amazing he even bothers. Does he really think if he does it within a couple tries, suddenly the Internet will decide he's actually a god gamer and we were wrong about him all along?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Sorry man but knowing everyones going to laugh at you for spreading your asshole on camera doesn't change the fact you still spread your asshole on camera.
This guy is a fuckin insane retard.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Very obvious he binge watched Simon videos he isn't reacting to anything he is doing at all. Like not even commenting on the boss attacks and shit when every other fight he does when he gets hit.

So fucking pathetic man. Still probably gonna get his shit pushed in.

He clearly knows about the boss mechanics that he has never seen the boss do and is playing around them LMAO imagine gaming this way man.

Same thing happened with Silksong, except for the first stream, that one was entertaining for everybody because he truly went in blind on a whim, we got to see Dsp be Dsp playing a difficult game like a chimpanzee on life support. After he wage quit and came back when a dent told him they would fund the entire game, he started looking at guides and every single Silksong stream after that was absolute dogshit. This retard cannot even understand why he had a hook to begin with so many years ago.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Funny how this retarded stunt he thinks he pulled will reach his dents, his detractors, his larpers and his haters (hello) and then, in 1 year and a half or so, the new documentary describing all of this as one of the points in the graph of his demented fall from sanity will come out, get thousands of views shortly and millions months later, and DSP will still be doing the same soulless content he has been doing for the last 5 years. Will he be remembered by his 4 hours insulting dissecting and patronizing analyzing his peers LTG and Wings... or by his next 10000 hours of dead air, hand held and beg filled gameplay with the occasional money buff in between?

Both dents and trolls put this man under the spell of forever nontent creation and the end result will be a pig on a crystal panel on the museum of internet cautionary tales; featuring DSP, the guy who masturbated:

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Alright. Get in the crystal, DSP.
Back to blaming the game and your audience for not making enough money.​

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Honestly, if everyone's sperged out about the tweet all morning and TBS schedules a special restream and everything, and it turns out to just be some gay Fallout shit, that would be a rare Phil W.

Fascinating this asshole isn't the least bit embarrassed over that thumbnail. In fact, you know he's proud as a peacock.

The main question I have, is: since when is it called "the Morning Show"?

Because 11:59:59 is still morning

JFC 300 views for "hype" he used to get legit about 1500.

The boy who cried wolf doesn't just apply to bad things.

Phil said he wont go and bother Asmongold constantly about doing a show, because Asmongold has a life and other things to do.

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You know he absolutely has

Telling the dents to bug Asmon for him. Only once in a while is Phil going to hit him up and say "How you doing? Any word on that podcast???"
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If you want to see me do stuff with Asmongold, you should tell Asmongold.

Because the above is phailing.

 

[morel style individual]

He clearly knows about the boss mechanics that he has never seen the boss do and is playing around them LMAO imagine gaming this way man.

Expects to be paid a living wage for streaming himself being told by other people how to play video games. Nobody but the King, baby!

 

[shekelshoah666]

"it's just RNG" not at all maybe start by not using shields since his first move is to literally steal them from you and maybe fully setup your chars. Imagine watching videos and guides and not even having shit setup correctly.

All of a sudden he doesn't want to learn the parry timings while the entire time he was playing the game he would spend HOURS learning parry timings. Imagine 70 hours of gameplay with the entire focus being "I must parry everything" and changing that at the very very end.

He might play it again and try to beat Simon if YOU want him to let him know. Room is too hot and he is tired from meaningful stream.