DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Beat fight in Endless Tower after upgrading his weapons: Smug beyond belief to the point of deciding to challenge a superboss introduced in the Thank You update at the Endless Tower
Gets blown the fuck out by Simon several hours later: Considering wagequitting, refuses to play the DLC and fight Osquio, and clocks the fuck out ASAP

 

[Iron Hamster]

I knew it would be gay. I didn’t know it was gonna be this gay. Holy shit im out

Neither of these men want to fuck you, Phil. Move on already.

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Well how else is he supposed to tell you every single tiny detail about LTG? He knows every detractor reference and meme and needs to explain it to you.

It's almost like he's literally.....................................................hyperfixated.

Now hes mocking LTG's room as if his streaming room is better.

LTG's room looked rather, um, crispy as they say.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Very obvious he binge watched Simon videos he isn't reacting to anything he is doing at all. Like not even commenting on the boss attacks and shit when every other fight he does when he gets hit.

So fucking pathetic man. Still probably gonna get his shit pushed in.

He clearly knows about the boss mechanics that he has never seen the boss do and is playing around them LMAO imagine gaming this way man.

Beating him is not about skill, its just about luck.

Sorry man but knowing everyones going to laugh at you for spreading your asshole on camera doesn't change the fact you still spread your asshole on camera.
This guy is a fuckin insane retard.

When did we start talking about PPP?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Phil has control over his facial muscles on the level of an infant. I've never seen anyone take bites contorting their whole face like this besides Phil and KingCobraJFS.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Expects to be paid a living wage for streaming himself being told by other people how to play video games. Nobody but the King, baby!

A living wage? For a family of 4 maybe. Phil, Kat, Jasper and Kat? (Kat counts twice cause she's fat)

 

[Optimus Crime]

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It's almost like he's literally.....................................................hyperfixated.

LTG's room looked rather, um, crispy as they say.

Holy fuck this entire post is a masterpiece. The David of DSP kahntent if you will

 

[Love Is Blue]

It will never cease to amaze me how he can be handheld step-by-step through how to overcome something in a video game, like a little dentheaded child being guided by a patient older sibling, and still act so satisfied with himself when it works. Arms out in a Y-pose, eyes bugging out, "Did you see dat? So easy, dood! Wau!"

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Whoaaa put the guns away there buddy!

dave looks somalian in that pic

 

[morel style individual]

A living wage? For a family of 4 maybe. Phil, Kat, Jasper and Kat? (Kat counts twice cause she's fat)

Look how much money I put back into my setup. You guys asked for this. This is for you.

 

[johnkimble123]

Very obvious he binge watched Simon videos he isn't reacting to anything he is doing at all. Like not even commenting on the boss attacks and shit when every other fight he does when he gets hit.

So fucking pathetic man. Still probably gonna get his shit pushed in.

He clearly knows about the boss mechanics that he has never seen the boss do and is playing around them LMAO imagine gaming this way man.

It's funny you mentioned that... in a lot of games Phil really isn't amazed, surprised, confused about a boss except how a boss does something he didn't expect.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Just paying my respects to Raw Phil for getting Jasper and Begs Bunny to dance on the goal's grave today

 

[Zyklon C]

I wonder if The Misery Merchant can write a follow up to The Boy Who Self-Felted Himself for this new season.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Beating him is not about skill, its just about luck.
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When did we start talking about PPP?

why did he mirror his camera? his stroke lip is on the wrong side

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Just paying my respects to Raw Phil for getting Jasper and Begs Bunny to dance on the goal's grave today
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The other day, Alt said he is the one making these.

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[Martys_not_smarty]

A living wage? For a family of 4 maybe. Phil, Kat, Jasper and Kat? (Kat counts twice cause she's fat)

I'd like to take a moment here, and anybody else here feel free to expand my list but I'd like to name off a few professions that make the kind of money he does and that's with his google ad revenue on top of the tards tips and subs:
Police officers in most major metropolitan cities with overtime and benefits
Lawyers
All those cunts who would do those day in the life at twitter/instagram/google videos
Any sort of holder of public office
again feel free to add and lets not put shit like onlyfans whores or other streamers that's too easy.

 

[Benchod]

Just posting this for those who may have not seen it.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I'd like to take a moment here, and anybody else here feel free to expand my list but I'd like to name off a few professions that make the kind of money he does and that's with his google ad revenue on top of the tards tips and subs:
Police officers in most major metropolitan cities with overtime and benefits
Lawyers
All those cunts who would do those day in the life at twitter/instagram/google videos
Any sort of holder of public office
again feel free to add and lets not put shit like onlyfans whores or other streamers that's too easy.

$100k isn’t a lot of money anymore. Spending power in the US is absolute dog shit now when you compare it to wage stagnation. You’ll find a lot of trade jobs, entry level analyst positions, legal, and a plethora of healthcare positions making around that.

$200k now is more like 100k 10-20 years ago.

 

[Pargon]

I'd like to take a moment here, and anybody else here feel free to expand my list but I'd like to name off a few professions that make the kind of money he does and that's with his google ad revenue on top of the tards tips and subs:
Police officers in most major metropolitan cities with overtime and benefits
Lawyers
All those cunts who would do those day in the life at twitter/instagram/google videos
Any sort of holder of public office
again feel free to add and lets not put shit like onlyfans whores or other streamers that's too easy.

2nd or 3rd-tier management, too. At my company that’d be having anywhere between 6-10 people, all of whom are leading their own teams.

 

[MC Law]

writers saw the positive reception on the mental decline subplots and decided to make it into a full season

I look forward to the mid-season cliffhanger this year. I am guessing the revisit the tax plot

 

[Elbe]

Can't believe Phil sussessfully manipulated the detractors into doing the exact same thing they've been doing for over a decade.

That's not 4D chess you fucking sissies; that's valedictorian-level chess.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I'd like to take a moment here, and anybody else here feel free to expand my list but I'd like to name off a few professions that make the kind of money he does and that's with his google ad revenue on top of the tards tips and subs:
Police officers in most major metropolitan cities with overtime and benefits
Lawyers
All those cunts who would do those day in the life at twitter/instagram/google videos
Any sort of holder of public office
again feel free to add and lets not put shit like onlyfans whores or other streamers that's too easy.

I'm a supervisor at a manufacturing plant and I make as much as he does