Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

The issue was the Shah was indecisive and literally dying of cancer.

A few of this generals said let us unleash the Army and we'll crush these islamists and communists in a week or less.

Other government ministers though giving into demands was the best idea.

He was probably too kind to the protestors for too long and probably could have announced reforms, then crushed the islamists.
It's always so frustrating when retards say the Shah was a tyrant (like that retarded faggot Jimmy Carter, rest in hell) and deserved to be overthrown. Considering what every other country in the region has to offer Shah era Iran was the best anyone was going to get. You also had American oil and tourist money coming in all to be replaced with stupid Allah shit covering every street corner and 75% of the GDP being sent out to every inbred Jihadi in the world that screeches Allah Akbar every 20 seconds.
 
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ohhhhh, the Contra powerup thingy, yeah that is dank
 

A pro-regime march today in Tehran. The crowds look bored and low energy. MES has posted 40 times since midnight EST, the most he has since this started. It reeks of desparation.

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Iran's Foreign Minister is begging Daddy Trump to not spank them again.
 
stupid Allah shit covering every street corner and 75% of the GDP being sent out to every inbred Jihadi in the world that screeches Allah Akbar every 20 seconds.
Saudia word for word but somehow not sanctioned up the ass for
☪️some reason ☪️. The shit saudis did to the middle east and later on europe is worthy of a color revolution AT BEST or a fucking invasion with mecca and Medina getting bombed into smithereens and the populace mysteriously "dissappearing" at worst. Shame that a scenario like that would end with the entire muslim world declaring global jihad on the west( as if they haven't in their islamist mosques) .
 
Well Iran does have the most beautiful women for you
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You kid(?) but Iran does actually have a history of being oddly fascinated with crossdressers, fags and crossdressers/trannies. State enforced trooning of fags by the modern Islamist regime aside, even the Achaemenids who founded Persia/Iran in the first place were into pretty-boy eunuchs, the most famous exemplar being Bagoas - boytoy of Darius III, the last Achaemenid Shah, and then Alexander the Great himself after the latter had cucked Darius out of pretty much everything he had. In the Islamic era, paintings of explicit gay buttsex were produced under the Safavids (the dynasty which turned Iran Shia) and no less than their strongest Shah, Abbas the Great, was attested as being inordinately fond of handsome pageboys; this is the most SFW of those gay paintings, taken straight from Wikipedo's page on 'LGBTQ history in Iran', and yeah Abbas is definitely looking more than a little gay there.

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The dynasty before Pahlavi's, the Qajars, took power because their founder - a eunuch - overthrew the last Zand ruler, a femboy, who he of course had tortured and possibly raped (obviously not by himself, since he had gotten castrated as a child) to death. Incidentally despite being the Iranian equivalent to Bridget from Guilty Gear (before he was outright trooned out, that is), this Lotf Ali also appears to have been the second & last competent Zand ruler, after his dynasty's founder Karim Khan; unfortunately the guys in-between them had already fucked Iran's situation up beyond his ability to repair by the time he came around with constant coups/civil wars, and the Qajars would proceed to fuck things up even harder for the next century. The Zands are also interesting in that they were the only Iranian dynasty to refuse the title of Shah, instead governing as Vakil ol-Ra'aya or 'Deputy of the People', and their populism made them so popular that the streets named after them kept their names to this day even as all others were de-monarchized after the Islamic Revolution.

As for the Pahlavis themselves, they also hung out with plenty of fags: Ernest Perron, Mohammad Reza's Swiss buddy, has already been mentioned upthread, but his wife Farah also employed a gay architect & painter by the name of Bijan Saffari. She became such good friends with him that she helped preside over his gay marriage a year before the Islamic Revolution. Their son, Reza himself has literally won awards for his pro-gay rights stance.

Tl;dr Doesn't matter who wins, nobody is getting rid of historically well-established queerness in Iran - not the Islamists (they're just of the opinion that if you troon the fags out, it's no longer gay to poz their negholes), not the monarchists and certainly not any liberal republican sorts. Fag rights are not really an issue of any relevance to any faction in Iran or the ongoing revolution right now, anyway.
 
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Iran's ambassadors have been BANNED from every EU building! The Ayatollah is expected to step down by the end of today.
I think he will die before stepping down but I could be wrong. Let's fucking go. Dad just told me that civilians now have many irgc hiding in their makeshift mosque bases. Majority of leadership has been assassinated. Trump announcing joint plan with Israel tomorrow. Possibly joined by crown Prince .
 
I think he will die before stepping down but I could be wrong. Let's fucking go. Dad just told me that civilians now have many irgc hiding in their makeshift mosque bases. Majority of leadership has been assassinated. Trump announcing joint plan with Israel tomorrow. Possibly joined by crown Prince .
...it was a joke at how unimportant the EU is.

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Israel is warning its hospitals to be ready for mass casualty events in the near future.
 
Makes you wonder why they don't get on better with the Jews
Iranians have long had great historical relations with Jews going back to Cyrus the Great, the founder of their country (literally hailed as a messiah by the ancient Jews for ending the Babylonian Captivity), and Jews have historically preferred Persian rule over that of Westerners (pagan or Christian, doesn't really matter) whenever possible; as late as the apocalyptic final war between the Eastern Romans & Sassanids, the Jews whose ancestors managed to escape Hadrian's heated gamer moment launched a revolt in support of the latter, which was key to their taking Jerusalem (but got annihilated by Heraclius after the Romans won in the end anyway, shortly before both empires got bulldozed by the tide of Islam). The Pahlavi dynasty was also quite close with Israel in modern times.

The Islamic Republic's hostility to Israel is a historical aberration brought on by a combination of their tilting more heavily & autistically into Islam than arguably any past imperial Iranian dynasty, the aforementioned closeness of their Pahlavi rivals to Israel, and their concept of wilayat al-faqih (ie. Shiite world conquest and unification under the theocracy). Love/hate of fags/troons doesn't really enter into it one way or another, it is at most a talking point re: kike degeneracy for the Mullahs (pls pay no attention to state-mandated trooning, the Iranian legal age for marriage being 13, etc.).
 
Abbas is definitely looking more than a little gay there.
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"Now wait a minute, Shah -- NO!!!"

Saving Iran's ambassadors from having to suffer through the lethargic lectures of pretentious European politicians sounds like a blessing rather than a curse.

"Ali, you can't go to the EU Queer and Transgender Climate Change Trans Rights Are Human Rights Anti-Bullying Council today."

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Israel is warning its hospitals to be ready for mass casualty events in the near future.
Sounds like 'hope for the best prepare for the worst' thinking. I don't think Iranians want to see their defense money wasted because the Ayatollah is the biggest jew sperg on the planet right now. An issue is, the protestors are nowhere near any of the IRGC missile sites which are in caves and remote locations in the desert.
 
Colleague has been visiting his parents in Iran for past month. Was supposed to come back to work today. Didn't. :story:
I guess that is one less immigrant. Well I am a little bit worried and was expecting to hear some good inside info from the nation, but dude is nowhere in sight and has not send a message.
Gonna name dox him, Muhammad. Yeah that guy. Most likely just flights cancelled and no connections to send message, but I do hope he has not been executed at airport jail after some being a spy accusations.
 
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Iran's Foreign Minister is begging Daddy Trump to not spank them again.
I don't know what he's panicking for. Ain't sit gonna happen while markets are open.

Iran's ambassadors have been BANNED from every EU building! The Ayatollah is expected to step down by the end of today.
Europe uses its most powerful weapon against Iran.
How will the Ayatollah's regime ever recover from this rebuke.

Isn't Iran already giga-sanctioned in way more important ways?
Sort of. The US has been trying to boot on neck them only a slight let up after Deep Cover Muslim Operative Obama gave them the most retarded deal.
But our Stead Fast European Allies, despite signing on for sanctions, do everything in their faggy little euro power to get around them and send one of the for-most funders fo global terrorism as much money as possible.
See also: Engery imports from Russia 2014-2024


Speaking of which, who is that lovey lady in your profile picture?
Does she have any nudes?
Dunno, @Null assigned it me. But definitely one the less hairy Iranian women.
 
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