Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Professor Donger]

Link?

The Reddit post had the video, but I downloaded it for archival purposes

Spoiler: Spoilers for dead people

 

[Professor Donger]

https://www.foxnews.com/world/iran-demands-victims-families-pay-group-says

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

This won't do shit

Killing or capturing Khamenei will lead to a civil war at best and a complete domination of the revolutionary guard at worst.

Iran is modeled after nazi Germany. Valyat al faqih has zero history in shia islam and is just a reinterpretation of fascism by Khomeini.

Just like how nazi Germany has civil infrastructure and an ideological infrastructure (think of the distinction between the Weimar and the SS)

Khamenei has the Revolutionary guard (Ideological Military) and thr bonyads (Ideological Cooperations) that are completely separate from the civil Iranian institutions (the Iranian army and the normal capitalist)

Thats without mentioning the iraqi shia militias that will slide for Khamenei.

Khamenei isn't some Venezuelan retard with a bunch of cuban guard.

Khamenei is the figure head of a deep Fascist structure that permaiate every aspect of Iranian society. Matter of fact it is the glue that ties this whole nation together.

You DO realize this exists?
SMH davud monshizadeh is spinning in his grave. Getting his ideology stolen by a fucking pedo worshipper.

Context:its the official flag of the nazi party in iran, known as SUMKA.

 

[Pippa is a spic whore]

Anyone also watching the online paki/kike war on r/PERSIAN?

 

[Thomas Talus]

Given how iranian women are known for being a "promiscuous lot" among Arabs.

Sunnis defaming Shiites? That unpossible!

 

[Scout Trooper]

If you're wondering which group is giving these death estimates ths media keeps siting.
Jts this https://www.en-hrana.org/day-fifteen-of-irans-nationwide-protests-sharp-rise-in-human-casualties/

Based on HRANA’s latest aggregated and verified data to date, protests have taken place at 585 locations nationwide, including 186 cities across all 31 provinces. As of this date:

• 47 members of military/law enforcement forces have been killed.
• One government-affiliated non-civilian (a prosecutor) has been killed.
• 483 protesters have been killed.
• Eight children (under 18) are recorded among the dead (not included in the above figures).
• Five people have been killed as non-protesting civilian citizens.


Given 47 security forces personnel have been killed, these numbers seem like they (security forces) have generally been acting with restraint.

I wouldn't be surprised if a percentage of the civilian deaths were due to trampling by other protesters, protest-related violence/accidents, or misidentifying them as security forces (as we've seen a likely example earlier ITT).

Hopefully the violence remains minimal. Both sides battling on the streets are basically trapped in this situation while the real culprits remain in comfort.

 

[Ghostse]

i remember vaguely that @Catch The Rainbow said that these groups had disassociated themselves from iran a while ago, so i'm not sure if khamenei can still count on them

@Catch The Rainbow is wrong. The Iraqi Militia have not exactly disassociated themselves from Khamenei.

This is going to be a little long, the situation is complex.

Or rather....
The Militia in Iraq were nearly completely funded and supplied by Iran since 2003. Really even longer, as the Shia rebels under Saddam were supported by Revolutionary Guard contacts.
The fact Iran was never sack tapped over this is huge disgrace for Dubya and Obama.

Anyway, this started to go to shit around 2014 when Iran and Saudi Arabia got into a pissing match over Yemen. This sent oil prices plummeting as both nations had only one way to raise funds. Well, Iran temporarily had two Iran burned through the $400 billion the deep cover Muslim Operative and ubercuck Obama gave them in unmarked cash on the tarmac very quickly. With Iraq being more restful, Iran dialed back payments and arms shipments to Iraq in favor of the Houthis. This caused some resentment, and Iraqi militia started to just not take orders from Iran.
When Solemeni got ACK'ed he was in Iraq trying to brow-beat the Iraqi militia into line because most militia leaders knew him, liked him, and felt a debt to him. After he got Ack'ed, Iran has lacked the money and juice to really bring them back into the fold, but due to a shared Shia faith, they are still closely linked.

So Iran does not control the Iraqi Militia as well as they did 10 years ago. But there is still a shared bond and common cause to be made. If the Ayatollah can successfully pitch the struggle as one of Shia against Sunni & Infidels, they will definitely attract support.

You forget that a significant number of those are conscripts. They are not as loyal as you think. And they are not as Brave as you might think either. There are already footage coming out of multiple units of irgc guys straight up running away with weapons in their hands still.

The Regular Iranian armed forces: Army, Navy, Airforce, are as you described. They are loyal to Iran, not the Mullahs or the Ayatollah. They have been purged multiple times by the IRGC and in general do not really like them. Think of the Soviet army and the political officer corps. Think of the Wehrmacht and the SS in WWII.

This is a good part of why when Israel and the US were dropping the Midnight Hammer, other than air defense and planes, Regular Iranian Army/Airforce/Navy bases were not hit and when hit were hit surgically instead of with "Fuck this and everything around it" munitions.

If the IA can be convinced to defect, or even decide to just sit on the sidelines, that will be yuge in deciding if the anti-government side has a prayer or not.

Anyone have a line to Trump? If so could you ask him how soon is soon? Need to know if I should stay up for a happening or if I'm going to wake up to another "war" being over in an hour.

It's not an attack since the sun is rising in 45 minutes in Tehran and pizza tracker isn't showing anything unusual. A decision being made is possible and the meeting on Tuesday could be either cancelled or will be about what targets to hit.

Its Sunday night. Nothing will happen until after 4:30pm EST on friday when markets close, probably not until 5:30pm EST when extended trading is done.

God its absolutely wonderful to have a president who also plays the ponies and keeps the simpering jew cowards from crashing the market because America is big-dicking the turd world.

Probably weapons and supplies

Speaking in generalities from other US actions with similar:
There are Green Berets already in country and contacting factions the US thinks it can work with, and have been given the green light to go to work.

For sniveldick pea-scrotes, the Green Berets are special forces that specialize in unconventional warfare and coordination with foreign allies. I suspect a lot of the coordination we've been seeing from the protests, storming and burning government buildings, is from wisdom imparted to the opposition by Green Berets.

The GB's will likely not get mixed up in the shit. Since the late 90s, while they are absolutley fucking lethal killers, their main weapons are not fire arms but laser designators. There was Green Beret who enbedded with the northern alliance and described how the Afgans would piss themselves when they saw him hanging out with his laser designator. They didn't understand how it worked, just he pointed it at something and a couple minutes later it stopped existing so they seemed to think the designator was the source, because the F-16 was too high up hear.

So my guess is next friday when Trump gives the strike order, they will be showing the strike craft exactly what needs to cease being a problem.

Agreed. Maybe we can finally see goths and tomboys move from the "Extinct in the wild" catagory in the foid index.

God just imagine.

Hopefully this means we're blowing the Assatollah and his gay little regime to smithereens, just like we should of done immidiately after Carter's mistake #123423.

We should have leveled Tehran when they gave the insurgents EFPs.

What if we were to replace Khamenei with a kebab? Everybody loves kebabs, yes?

You cannot stump the trump, You cannot pigeon-hole-a the Ayatollah.
(we're still workshopping that second one)

Given how iranian women are known for being a "promiscuous lot" among Arabs. I HEAVILY suspect its some kind of gay ops by shitslims to portray iranian women as being loose flith.

tl;dr: Most Iranian women slutting it up are in Europe/US and thus have rich families and take their opportunity to cut loose where no one can see. No chaste quote-unquote good girl is going to want to go to the hive of inequity that is the Great Satan or the Lesser, Gayer Satan; she will get right to marrying her cousin as Allah intended. What does a good muslim girl need with an education?
Its not like rich girls in the west are less of wanton sluts on spring break.

I want it to collapse into a civil war, Thats literally my ideal scenario.

That would be proper payback for half a century of arming and funding every retarded sand nigger terrorist with the exception of Al Queda.

 

[Ghostse]

That depends on a lot of factors but they are really not that hairy. I can tell you from experience. I also prefer my women natural. I am not a fan of this '90s pedophilic porn crazed women got to shave bullshit. I like my woman natural I like there to be grass on the playing field. And she has always fought me every step of the way when I ask her not to shave down there. But even when she doesn't it really doesn't get as hairy as I would actually like. Give me autistic give me horrifying what the fuck ever. I don't care. If you want your women completely shaving you're a fucking fagot.
Edit: And I'm drinking again tonight because I'm stressed and I will fucking demolish any of you who disagree. Fucking fagot pornaholic faggot goyboys. Now rightfully you could definitely give me autistic for this but I'll gladly take it.

"If you find a woman attractive and she isn't as hairy as a man, you are a massive faggot. If don't like your women with a moustache, you are 100% gay. If she doesn't have a 70's afrobush, you don't have an excuse to not go down her, and everyone knows that the most faggot behavior of all time is eating pussy." - A man who definitely doesn't jack off to trannies or likes being pegged.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

For better or worse, do you think the two religions (Christianity and Zoroastrianism) might syncretize a little in the aftermath?

I mean, the Shah's top advisor and friend was a gay Catholic Swissman who converted his sister to Christianity.

 

[Rootless Cosmopolitan]

That depends on a lot of factors but they are really not that hairy. I can tell you from experience. I also prefer my women natural. I am not a fan of this '90s pedophilic porn crazed women got to shave bullshit. I like my woman natural I like there to be grass on the playing field. And she has always fought me every step of the way when I ask her not to shave down there. But even when she doesn't it really doesn't get as hairy as I would actually like. Give me autistic give me horrifying what the fuck ever. I don't care. If you want your women completely shaving you're a fucking fagot.
Edit: And I'm drinking again tonight because I'm stressed and I will fucking demolish any of you who disagree. Fucking fagot pornaholic faggot goyboys. Now rightfully you could definitely give me autistic for this but I'll gladly take it.

I support you and I hope that you are soon reunited with your fuzzy Iranian dream girl

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

That depends on a lot of factors but they are really not that hairy. I can tell you from experience. I also prefer my women natural. I am not a fan of this '90s pedophilic porn crazed women got to shave bullshit. I like my woman natural I like there to be grass on the playing field. And she has always fought me every step of the way when I ask her not to shave down there. But even when she doesn't it really doesn't get as hairy as I would actually like. Give me autistic give me horrifying what the fuck ever. I don't care. If you want your women completely shaving you're a fucking fagot.
Edit: And I'm drinking again tonight because I'm stressed and I will fucking demolish any of you who disagree. Fucking fagot pornaholic faggot goyboys. Now rightfully you could definitely give me autistic for this but I'll gladly take it.

Please for the love of God tell me you smoke Marlboro reds and drive a hard body. There's only a type of man who is this in bush and I need to know if you are truly him.


Also in News: It appears the IRGC has brought in technicals and are just gunning protesters down.

 

[3-2-1836]

Please for the love of God tell me you smoke Marlboro reds and drive a hard body. There's only a type of man who is this in bush and I need to know if you are truly him.


Also in News: It appears the IRGC has brought in technicals and are just gunning protesters down.

They've been reporting that for a couple of days now.

 

[Snekposter]

If Canada stated "If we ever get a Nuclear weapon the first thing we are going to do is Nuke New York" what would America do?

Uh... help fund its development because NYC is a cancer and the best cure is extreme radiation therapy?

95%ile outcome: Some general declares himself Shah, overthrows the regime, and things calm down quickly after a bloodless coup.

Unfortunately for that dude the son of Mohammad Reza Pahlavi is still alive and has a legitimate claim.

I am still holding out hope for a return to Zoroastrianism. Yeah, its not Christianity. But its an infinitely preferable religion to Islam. Especially since it does not hold conversion by the sword to be acceptable, unlike Islam.

I know, I know. Nothing ever happens. Especially not something as cool as a religion that is on life support suddenly making a resurgence.

Zoroastrianism is weird but also chill at the same time.

For those unaware of what that means, the Towers of Silence are probably the single biggest example. Turns out when you don't want to contaminate earth, water, or fire with your rotting dead (the Zoroastrians really, really hate rotting stuff and view it as having been possessed by a corruption demon) your only real disposal option left is to hang them up for carrion and then the bones are either coated with wax and buried or slowly melted with lime and then gravity filtered into the groundwater.

This also means they really, really, really don't like Hindus and their habit of just dumping everything dead in waterways to rot and pollute everything.

 

[Imago]

The fact that the regime is taking casualties and admitting to it has me wondering WTF the situation actually is. This reminds me of watching the fall of Ceausescu on live TV. His secret police were unstoppable, until they weren't. It was like the whole communist party just dried up and blew away overnight. Very confusing for a young westerner who had been taught about soviet hegemony. You always have hardliners, but most people in the government just want to be on the winning side. I can imagine some Colonels in the Artesh getting big ideas right now. A law as old as time: Nobody hates the government more then conscripts.

"If a woman isn't as hairy as a man, you are a massive faggot. If don't like your women with a moustache, you are 100% gay.

Speaking of which, who is that lovey lady in your profile picture?
Does she have any nudes?

 

[draggs]

Iranian state TV giving us some video of the city of Rasht

Fiery but mostly peaceful civil warrin

 

[Ghostse]

If we're pushing pretty based Iranian fringe religions I'd like to norminate Baha'i to replace islam if Christianity is a non-started and its unlikely a return to real tradition catches on.

Basically imagine Islam but instead of being backward, fundie, and demanding everyone who isn't an inbred retard be killed, it instead preached education, enlightment, and that everyone should get along and treat each other with dignity and respect as we're all human.

I mean look at the list of prohibitions

-Backbiting and gossiping are prohibited and denounced.
-Drinking and selling alcohol are forbidden.
-Sexual intercourse is permitted only between a husband and a wife, and as a result, premarital, extramarital, and homosexual intercourse are all forbidden.
-Participation in partisan politics is forbidden.
-Begging is forbidden as a profession.
- Baháʼu'lláh prohibited a mendicant and ascetic lifestyle. Monasticism is forbidden. Spirituality should be practiced while doing useful work (that is, no lofty ivory tower faggotry, no shutting yourself off, no professional class that just holes up and writes about scripture. You can think about the human soul and the nature of God while mopping floors)

So ok, Alcohol and sluts are not allowed so its not all good, but Faggots and Livestreamers are all banned.

For those unaware of what that means, the Towers of Silence are probably the single biggest example.

I lived near a place with an "ossuary" for a few other religions like that and had occassion to talk to the keeper. Basically due to pathogen concerns (far enough out the smell wasn't an issue) they weren't allowed do the full Zoroastrian "leave the body out for nature" so the bodies were defleshed I forget how I want to say chemically, and then the bones were set out symbolically for a period of time then put into the communal pit.

This also means they really, really, really don't like Hindus and their habit of just dumping everything dead in waterways to rot and pollute everything.

Damn son are you a salesman? because you are really making the case for the promotion of Zoroastrianism.

 

[This User]

That depends on a lot of factors but they are really not that hairy. I can tell you from experience. I also prefer my women natural. I am not a fan of this '90s pedophilic porn crazed women got to shave bullshit. I like my woman natural I like there to be grass on the playing field. And she has always fought me every step of the way when I ask her not to shave down there. But even when she doesn't it really doesn't get as hairy as I would actually like. Give me autistic give me horrifying what the fuck ever. I don't care. If you want your women completely shaving you're a fucking fagot.
Edit: And I'm drinking again tonight because I'm stressed and I will fucking demolish any of you who disagree. Fucking fagot pornaholic faggot goyboys. Now rightfully you could definitely give me autistic for this but I'll gladly take it.

somebody deport this man

Found this online:

Ver archivo adjunto 8407973

"For about two years, when we'll embrace Communism and Globohomo, just like Europe did when it rejected Christianity."

And with that flippant statement, everyone who supports this faggot color revolution is now my enemy.

Persians get your Shah back in charge and worship the Sun or whatever it is you do, fuck these queers.
I'm so sick of secular broad coalition faggots with no morals no ideals, nothing but want for eternal gibs & American money.
Religious people get shit done, where are the Magians?

 

[FloydsFeedandSeed]

A message from someone in Iran who managed to get connected online (via Starlink I assume)

https://x.com/Aramofen/status/2010270342858568029

(Archive)
English translation:

Greetings brother

I barely managed to get temporary access to the internet amidst the hardship.
Here, it's truly hell. For us, it smells of victory, and for them, it reeks of the stench of overthrow—they know it too.
Without exaggeration, this is what I've seen with my own eyes.
The videos you see, which barely make it through, might only be 20% of the reality at best. It's impossible to show the entire population.
The crowd is in the millions and astonishingly coordinated.

This morning, I went to the grocery store to buy a few things for home and asked how long they'd be open. They said 3 o'clock. If we close, we've betrayed.
Here, everyone is talking about the Shah. Everyone is brimming with energy. Let it reach the Shah's ears that since they said they're preparing to return to Iran, the people have gained a hundredfold energy.

No one says anymore 'if it happens...' Everyone knows it's over. They're fighting with all their might just to make it happen sooner.

I say it again: in these past few nights, I haven't heard any slogan other than the return of the Pahlavi, long live the Shah, and death to Khamenei. Everyone wants the Shah in their heart, and don't let anyone dare show their face and think that the people want anything but the Shah!

The people have such unity as if they've been practicing for these days for 30 years. If it were possible to show everything, in world history, not just Iran, we'd be witnessing by far the most magnificent revolution in history. I swear on this soil that I'm not exaggerating.

Tell the people abroad that we've seen your gatherings and we're proud of you. Tell them we kiss your hands. Tell them we know your hearts are with us, and know that our hearts are with you too. Tell them that the great work you're doing is no less than the battlefield we're on.

The revolution is a team project, and each of us must properly fulfill our duties. Without you, we won't win, so hold your heads high and keep going.

Victory for Iran and the world is just around the corner.

See you soon”

Long live Iran

Edit: The Iranian foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, also reportedly said this morning that internet connectivity would shortly be restored, according to The Guardian, but there's no timeframe for when it will be. I wonder why? We'll have to wait. Apparently he also says that "the protests are under control" which is different to what that translated message is saying.

Probably demoralisation tactic, after all, there's nearly no info getting out.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

Don't tell me it's over, that literally would mean iraniggers are below jeets

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Killing or capturing Khamenei will lead to a civil war at best and a complete domination of the revolutionary guard at worst.

I love how you're defeating yourself.

Iran is modeled after nazi Germany. Valyat al faqih has zero history in shia islam and is just a reinterpretation of fascism by Khomeini.

Just like how nazi Germany has civil infrastructure and an ideological infrastructure (think of the distinction between the Weimar and the SS)

Nigger name a single nazi post occupation attack.
Heck the only thing I can think off that fits your retardation is some SS units in Berlin supposedly were planning to dynamite the water reservoirs and drown parts of the city. But you know this is accounts during the Battle of Berlin collected while the Red Army was busy liberating.