Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Riverfagg1599]

Bros they are marking them like a reverse passover. Instead of writing on the door so you don't get slaughtered they're writing on the doors so they do get slaughtered .

 

[Caligura]

I know that name because of Fate
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Why they always made all the Persians look Black.

This is supposed to be Darius III.

 

[MG-34]

Fuck, for once in my life, I think the Iranian girls make me actually want to nation build, as illogical as it may seem.

It's a real bizarre situation. Seeing Iranians burn down mosques and those stupidly huge images of the king goat bangers makes me wonder if fate handed us an opportunity to see Iran flip to pre-Islamic shithole days.

 

[I.D.W. Shockwave]

It's a real bizarre situation. Seeing Iranians burn down mosques and those stupidly huge images of the king goat bangers makes me wonder if fate handed us an opportunity to see Iran flip to pre-Islamic shithole days.

We must do whatever we logically can to free the only somewhat attractive Middle Eastern girls from the burqa. THAT'S AN ORDER!

 

[Riverfagg1599]

It's a real bizarre situation. Seeing Iranians burn down mosques and those stupidly huge images of the king goat bangers makes me wonder if fate handed us an opportunity to see Iran flip to pre-Islamic shithole days.

Islam's relationship to Iran and the Persian people is tenuous and complicated. ferdowsi is one of the most celebrated figures in Iranian literature and is a great and amazing poet and you should read the poem he wrote about the day Islam came to his homeland.
"One of the most famous lines attributed to a character in the Shahnameh—“Damn this world, damn this time, damn this fate, That uncivilized Arabs have come to make me Muslim”—is often cited in discussions about Ferdowsi’s views on Islam’s arrival in Iran."

 

[I.D.W. Shockwave]

Islam's relationship to Iran and the Persian people is tenuous and complicated. ferdowsi is one of the most celebrated figures in Iranian literature and is a great and amazing poet and you should read the poem he wrote about the day Islam came to his homeland.
"One of the most famous lines attributed to a character in the Shahnameh—“Damn this world, damn this time, damn this fate, That uncivilized Arabs have come to make me Muslim”—is often cited in discussions about Ferdowsi’s views on Islam’s arrival in Iran."

Like I just said, we must do whatever we logically can to reverse this great and utterly illogical calamity.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Here is my proposal for a decisive plan of action to put the kebab in the ayatollah once and for all.

 

[I.D.W. Shockwave]

Here is my proposal for a decisive plan of action to put the kebab in the ayatollah once and for all.
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Will this have the potential to surpass the churroing of Maduro?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Why they always made all the Persians look Black.
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This is supposed to be Darius III.

Black People are the ultimate "other" to western civilization. So depicting the Persians as Black is actually a deliberate insult by western culture. Western nations and the Persians have been at odds for thousands of years, and this antipathy has translated into popular culture over centuries.

 

[Ghostse]

I wonder whether the opposite might happen. Having Iranian proxies hiding under every rock and behind every bush in the Middle East has helped the US make inroads with the gulf states, who would otherwise still be playing hard to get. Once their Islamic brother war simmers down, they might suddenly remember the other motive that tends to unite them, hating Israel.

This has definitely played into US foreign policy, and was a big reason why Dubya never kinectly responded to Iran's obvious involvement in the insurgency. It was expected that striking Iran would shortly escalate to a proper war, and unless the US was ready to invade THREE muslim countries simultaneously, Iran was better left as a boogeyman to ensure Saudi-sphere gulf states had to service the US.

Iranian intelligence was also a very good source on threats (that didn't have ties to Iran, or that Iran wanted tossed under the bus)

Remember prior to the 1979 revolution Israel and Iran had a very tight relationship, so it makes complete sense he would be in contact with Israeli leaders. Furthermore in Iran they see the whole Palestine, Hamas and Hezbollah as just examples of the regime and it's waste of resources/life/money

Iran historically has not had that hostile a relationship to Israel either before the rise of the mullahs.

Hell, even after the Mullahs the Iran/Israel relations, away from public speeches, has not be as bad as envisioned until recently.

Operation Opera, the Isreali strikes on Iraq's nuke reactor, was coordinated by both nations. Iran supplied Israel with intelligence including the recon photos used in final planning, and Iran also agreed to allow any Israeli fighters that were damaged or otherwise unable to return to Israel would be allowed to land at an Iranian airfield.

Here's the Truck of Peace video from USPG2
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Isn't great how we have these trucks of peace in the civilized world?

Have I mentioned how fucking annoying it is that these sand people wars are being fought on American streets?

It is part and parcel. New York elected a fucking muslim.
God we really need to send every sand nigger back to their sand holes. You can't cause cousins to un-fuck each other.

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Iran is crossing Trump's Red Line, it's the most red line, most beautiful line ever, and he's monitoring the situation and reviewing the strongest options.

When am I going to be thanked for my attention on this matter?

Fuck, for once in my life, I think the Iranian girls make me actually want to nation build, as illogical as it may seem.

Listen everyone Iranian thirst posting.
I don't know how to tell you this, but under those clothes is bear.

You know hairy Arab men (Persians: No one can tell you apart, deal with it) and italian men are? The female version of that.

You are better off fucking a Persian Rug than a Persian girl.

The Obama admin knew there was no peaceful Arab Spring/secular democracies coming after they destabilized everything from Morocco to Gaza. That was by design. The point wasn't to strengthen democracy in the middle east it was to weaken the United States and Europe. He was and is a racist who hates white people, and has been revenge minded against "whitey" since his days in Madrassa, his commie mom and dad, and his real upbringing by Bill Ayers.

Throwing the ME into chaos was a means to an end, not the end itself, and thanks to NeoCon GWB's stupidity, the hay was already soaked in fuel oil. All Obama needed to do was throw a lit match on it.

This post is way too soft on Obama and I have reported you to the mods for being a niggerlover glazing the worst president in history.

 

[thx1138]

https://x.com/i/status/2010509310946640321

cops vs crowd as they go ham on the truck

Man I feel bad for the person working counter who rented that thing out!

Here is my proposal for a decisive plan of action to put the kebab in the ayatollah once and for all.
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SEMPER FRY

 

[I.D.W. Shockwave]

Fuck man, all I got to do as the handsome holomatter projection of a top Cybertronian scientist, is demand my girl shaves, piece of cake!

 

[Riverfagg1599]

You know hairy Arab men (Persians: No one can tell you apart, deal with it) and italian men are? The female version of that.

You are better off fucking a Persian Rug than a Persian girl.

That depends on a lot of factors but they are really not that hairy. I can tell you from experience. I also prefer my women natural. I am not a fan of this '90s pedophilic porn crazed women got to shave bullshit. I like my woman natural I like there to be grass on the playing field. And she has always fought me every step of the way when I ask her not to shave down there. But even when she doesn't it really doesn't get as hairy as I would actually like. Give me autistic give me horrifying what the fuck ever. I don't care. If you want your women completely shaving you're a fucking fagot.
Edit: And I'm drinking again tonight because I'm stressed and I will fucking demolish any of you who disagree. Fucking fagot pornaholic faggot goyboys. Now rightfully you could definitely give me autistic for this but I'll gladly take it.

 

[Chuckwagon]

The Shah in exile dropped a new video tonight, besides calling on Iranians to attack the propaganda arms (broadcasters, etc.) of the Islamic Republic, he also sounds awfully about international support/intervention arriving 'soon' (near the end). Suppose we'll find out soon enough just how grounded-in-reality his confidence in that is.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

That depends on a lot of factors but they are really not that hairy. I can tell you from experience. I also prefer my women natural. I am not a fan of this '90s pedophilic porn crazed women got to shave bullshit. I like my woman natural I like there to be grass on the playing field. And she has always fought me every step of the way when I ask her not to shave down there. But even when she doesn't it really doesn't get his hairy as I would actually like. Give me autistic give me horrifying what the fuck ever. I don't care. If you want your women completely shaving you're a fucking fagot. And I'm drinking again tonight because I'm stressed and I will fucking demolish any of you who disagree. Fucking fagot pornaholic faggot goyboys.

just knock it back like lazy pothead beard stubble
shaving is a hassle and nobody wants the bog of eternal stench

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Truck just plowed through an Iranian protest in LA, it had an anti-regime change massage clearly visible on it.

I love importing other people’s tribal conflicts into my nation so much.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2010530292520325264

NOW - Trump says Iranian leaders called him yesterday and "they want to negotiate... a meeting is being set up, but we may have to act because of what's happening, before the meeting."

 

[Riverfagg1599]

just knock it back like lazy pothead beard stubble
shaving is a hassle and nobody wants the bog of eternal stench

What?

 

[Riverfagg1599]

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2010530292520325264

NOW - Trump says Iranian leaders called him yesterday and "they want to negotiate... a meeting is being set up, but we may have to act because of what's happening, before the meeting."

Nah. I hope those fucking kikes go Rogue and start blasting Iran. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity here to change the world for the better in a bazillion different ways and also make my life easier.

 

[I.D.W. Shockwave]

We should do to the Ayatollah what we did to Maduro. Then, we force the fucking Bacha Bazi pedophile faggot to apostatize live on our TV networks, guns to the heads of the faggot newscasters who disagree.