DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

I find imagining Phil getting the shit beat out of him by a fat walrus horse so hilarious i will subscribe to this theory.

If this is actually the case then no other two people in history have deserved one another more

 

[This User]

Before Khet, who subaruman said is the "insanely jealous" type of woman, Phil did horny jokes constantly. Now he only does horny jokes on men, not women because he's that much of a coward.

This sounds incredibly transgender of Phil lol

 

[Power Glove]

Before Khet, who subaruman said is the "insanely jealous" type of woman,

Imagine your wife sperging out like a retard because you say something like Sydney Sweeney has nice tits, or Cammy has a fantastic ass.

 

[neger psykolog]

That the detractors are gay

Hmm... Wait let me stop you right there and talk about the mismatch between Phil's new haircut and his shirt.

 

[MC Law]

About 8 years ago I was introduced to Phil. People were saying that way back then as well. Still hasn't happened. Just like Wings, just like every other lolcow. Sadly the only one who didn't make it was Cobra, and he was the most harmless of them all.

I found him during the lockdowns. Same thing then.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I just think he's such a pussy he's terrified of Khet hearing a horny joke and her climbing up on the office and beating the shit out of him.

why would she care? they're clearly nothing more than roommates. watch their stream together and how she acted when he tried to touch her

 

[Irreedemable Ret. 2]

Personally i don't think Phil is gay.
I just think he's such a pussy he's terrified of Khet hearing a horny joke and her climbing up on the office and beating the shit out of him.

Before Khet, who subaruman said is the "insanely jealous" type of woman, Phil did horny jokes constantly. Now he only does horny jokes on men, not women because he's that much of a coward.

I find imagining Phil getting the shit beat out of him by a fat walrus horse so hilarious i will subscribe to this theory.

While it's true phil is cowardly and the idea of Khet dominating him by kicking the foot down is funny, she doesn't seem to care much about the relationship dynamics besides relutantly repeating what Phil said when on public judging by her infamous appearances before and after becoming a fat korean boy. The fact she has a retail job says a lot about how much she likes Phil's company.
Besides, she hates when Phil makes jokes about other women, yet did not care when he let PPP and Warski call her fat repeatedly?

 

[Pargon]

While it's true phil is cowardly and the idea of Khet dominating him by kicking the foot down is funny, she doesn't seem to care much about the relationship dynamics besides relutantly repeating what Phil said when on public judging by her infamous appearances before and after becoming a fat korean boy. The fact she has a retail job says a lot about how much she likes Phil's company.
Besides, she hates when Phil makes jokes about other women, yet did not care when he let PPP and Warski call her fat repeatedly?

I don’t think they interact with one another much in general. Everything with Phil is transactional and the person who stands to gain most from making demands of him is Kat so I think he avoids the relationship, and thus the give-and-take which he invariably views as something which he must always disproportionally benefit from.

Edit to add a highlight to the irony that Kat clearly views their relationship as transactional. Her income is entirely disposable on account of their arrangement and even by Phil’s admission she does next to nothing around the house. She can work 16 hours a week and every time a federal tax break is introduced she qualifies. Hell, for all I know so does Phil, the IRS isn’t going to know what to do with content creator income for another 86 years

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

You must include dentractors, the idiots who hate Phil but give him money. Those retards are a small but not minuscule part of his income.

Good point, they definitely count, I'd probably lump them in with the ICSs and Buckwells, to varying degrees.

 

[INirvana]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=n5wX5w3imB0https://youtube.com/watch?v=ll4j8U-f7zY

MIND YOU, in that first video thumbnail, Phil looks better than he actually does...

MIND YOU, This dude is nowhere near 50 years old AND LOOKS THAT OLD! HES MELTING! HES GAY!

 

[Iron Hamster]

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AI thumbnails are pretty bad in general but goddamn man

who cares what games he feels he didn't bilk enough dentbux out of the dents?

I think he's also afraid of anything sexual because he knows he's bad at it,

You think? He's bad at life.

He was showing his $200 Razer controller a few days ago and made it a point to show that it didn't have RGBs. That's because Razer is a super serious company who doesn't need RGBs in their competitive gaming products, according to him at least.

You know he absolutely thought it would have them and now needs a bullshit excuse why it doesn't.

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HE'S FUCKING GAY

and a half.

why would she care? they're clearly nothing more than roommates. watch their stream together and how she acted when he tried to touch her

That look of utter disdain was something else.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Support for Phil's most disappointing (READ: LOWEST SUPPORT) games for the year.

https://x.com/JGAnno24/status/2009404321285460178

 

[Dr.Pepper Cherry]

He wouldn't have "his lowest stream ever" if it didn't take him 6 months to finish 1 fucking game.

 

[thebigdream]

MFW I have a completely normal, human response to external stimuli

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Clicked on RawPhil and he was playing the trumpets, went back and it was a weird outro. Phil apologizes to the audience for it being a bad stream, seemingly only because he didn't hit $150, even though there is no goal. He thought if he did the year end series it would bring in more people for Pokemon on its penultimate stream. Now the rest of the year end series is going to be at the end of the month... because of course Phil would be the only person to do his end of year review a month into the following year.

I apologize, obviously today's stream didn't go as planned. The whole idea was that I thought if I did the year end series the way that I did it today that it actually would have garnered some interest, maybe I could have kept some of those people for Pokemon. Like literally the opposite happened.

It ended up not being as good of a stream that I usually would do. And that's on me.

He is such a bizarre fuck. Apologizing for a bad performance but the only thing he is referring to is the audience didn't give him enough money. Like what? Projecting onto the dents that they are upset if he doesn't hit the goal, that they see it as a bad stream is crazy. Guess he just had the worst streams = the ones that he didn't make the money he wanted to was still stuck in his head.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

He didn't hit the goal on a Pokeymahn stream? Jayde must not have begged hard enough for someone else to pay so he could name some mons!

That's the only Pokemon stream where he hasn't hit the goal, right?

 

[Pargon]

Clicked on RawPhil and he was playing the trumpets, went back and it was a weird outro. Phil apologizes to the audience for it being a bad stream, seemingly only because he didn't hit $150, even though there is no goal. He thought if he did the year end series it would bring in more people for Pokemon on its penultimate stream. Now the rest of the year end series is going to be at the end of the month... because of course Phil would be the only person to do his end of year review a month into the following year.
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I apologize, obviously today's stream didn't go as planned. The whole idea was that I thought if I did the year end series the way that I did it today that it actually would have garnered some interest, maybe I could have kept some of those people for Pokemon. Like literally the opposite happened.

It ended up not being as good of a stream that I usually would do. And that's on me.

He is such a bizarre fuck. Apologizing for a bad performance but the only thing he is referring to is the audience didn't give him enough money. Like what? Projecting onto the dents that they are upset if he doesn't hit the goal, that they see it as a bad stream is crazy. Guess he just had the worst streams = the ones that he didn't make the money he wanted to was still stuck in his head.

Man, he really, really needs his ass kicked.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I seriously can't believe he didn't hit the goal today. That disappointing (READ: LEAST SUPPORTED) list usually garners attention and then you have the parasocial people coming in to fking name shit.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Clicked on RawPhil and he was playing the trumpets, went back and it was a weird outro. Phil apologizes to the audience for it being a bad stream, seemingly only because he didn't hit $150, even though there is no goal. He thought if he did the year end series it would bring in more people for Pokemon on its penultimate stream. Now the rest of the year end series is going to be at the end of the month... because of course Phil would be the only person to do his end of year review a month into the following year.
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I apologize, obviously today's stream didn't go as planned. The whole idea was that I thought if I did the year end series the way that I did it today that it actually would have garnered some interest, maybe I could have kept some of those people for Pokemon. Like literally the opposite happened.

It ended up not being as good of a stream that I usually would do. And that's on me.

He is such a bizarre fuck. Apologizing for a bad performance but the only thing he is referring to is the audience didn't give him enough money. Like what? Projecting onto the dents that they are upset if he doesn't hit the goal, that they see it as a bad stream is crazy. Guess he just had the worst streams = the ones that he didn't make the money he wanted to was still stuck in his head.

What a bad idea you stupid fag! You should be apologizing harder in fact you should be giving Jayde and the Tri-dents girlfriend experiences for all the money they fork over.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

There’s a pattern developing: every other stream the goal isn’t hit. Maybe ICS and OIC are collaborating or maybe it’s just one of them but it seems like it’s a deliberate assertion of control by a whale. Phil has to hope fazeclan420 or stepcousinlicker shows up and sends him into clownmode…and live with the dread that he may not.

It’s sick and weird. Can’t wait to see what happens next!