DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

Phil's chat is also way more fun than he is, mostly on Kick.

my favorite kick chat moments are when lance catamaran sends subs, then people spam the chat with !watchtime Lance_Catamaran and reveal that he's only watched the channel for like 90 minutes. gotta be upsetting for The Guy.

 

[Windy Moors]

Recently, I've been listening to some restreams a bit more and I heard him mention something I've heard him say a few other times that made me stop and think wait what? He takes like 20-30 minute breaks after the prestream copecast and according to him takes his wife for walks. He talks about her like an animal(to be fair she pretty much is).

Kat?!
Walkies Kat.
Come on girl, time for walkies.
Whose a good girl hey?
Thats right, Kats a good girl.
Come on, get your harness.
Good girl.
Walkies.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

my favorite kick chat moments are when lance catamaran sends subs, then people spam the chat with !watchtime Lance_Catamaran and reveal that he's only watched the channel for like 90 minutes. gotta be upsetting for The Guy.

My favorites are Duncefelter and Buckwell. They both like to act like they "get it", and are laughing along with all the other detractors. They make the lamest attempts at taking digs at Phil when he's not watching the chat. Try really hard to larp like they are big brains playing both sides. But BEHIND DA SCENES they're giving Phil money, doing work for him everyday, and then writing Phil appology emails when they get banned. I seen them making fun of the guy that helps Phil in Discord. They're really jealous. Don't see that they are bigger faggots than Phil. Phil knows EXACTLY what they're doing, but he wins every time. He LOVES dents like them.

 

[Power Glove]

This is something that I've always struggled to understand. You even see this on detractor vods. Some of them, at the moment of posting, have thousands of "free" views.

DSP has previously left VODs on, and he's got significantly better views than his videos, but for some god damned reason he doesn't want to do it every stream, despite it being the easiest and most efficient way of getting views.

So he sticks to 5-6 daily uploads that all get about 500 views. Which, I suppose, is better than getting 500 views on one singular upload.

In times like these I'm grateful that Phil is a mentally raped faggot, incapable and helpless to a degree of comedy. If he had any common sense or wits he would have been thousands of times more annoying.

Gives him an excuse to hide in that "office", pretending he's important and busy. "Khet, honey, mo-wife, I have to make sure the uploads go correctly. I have to make thumbnails, edit, I can't possibly spend any time with you today. You know we have our days off for that" No reply because the bitch is gone.

my favorite kick chat moments are when lance catamaran sends subs, then people spam the chat with !watchtime Lance_Catamaran and reveal that he's only watched the channel for like 90 minutes. gotta be upsetting for The Guy.

As long as he gets the money, views are irrelevant to him.

I doubt we'll ever get to see it, but I would like to see how his streams would go if he made pennies every stream for two weeks straight.

 

[Switch Mongo]

He was hovering around 150 viewers on YouTube during Expedition 33. The begging is quickly ramping back up to exactly where it was before the Asmongoloid bump. I think there were multiple moments he came close to doing that faggy little thing where he points at the camera and demands cahntributions.

He’s gonna go over the edge very soon. I still find it hilarious this nigger is begging for likes.. really, we’re doing that now? Of course it’s really just “give me money” in disguise. Now what does that mean? Let me explain….

 

[JohnRedcorn]

His Arc Raiders streams have got to be some of the most boring shit he’s ever produced like legitimately unwatchable garbage. He basically turned the game into a single player menu/trash picking simulator.

He spends 10-20 minutes staring at menus between drops sperging about his load out when the only thing he fights are the small spider bots.

Then maybe 10 minutes of actual gameplay which is just him searching one location and panic extracting when he finds a random crafting item he needs.

 

[Elbe]

"I'm entitled to do a 'call to action' just like every other streamer out there" - Remember kids - it's not begging - its a 'call to action'.

 

[Braowbun]

My favorite thing he's said he's done on his "break" was he took a walk with his wife to "feed the local animals" like what the fuck does that even mean
Realistically he might have just fed one of his many pets or khet or whatever but phrasing it that way makes it sound like he walked around his gated cul-de-sac tossing pizza crusts at raccoons
One of the more alien things I've heard him say recently

It's 100% horseshit.
Especially the last 2 days. by the time he got downstairs, Khet has to be ready, Shoes on, Pick up animal feed. Pause Skyrim.
Leave house, feed animals, walk. come back. shoes off, back to stream in 10 minutes (roughly)

No doubt, there have been days where he has taken 20 minutes to walk his wife straight after she gets home.
But it all just feels bullshit the last few days. He has been back way too soon.
Kat get you shoes on, piss, grab animal feed walk, come back, pull a Hoagie. Back to stream in 10 minutes?
Perhaps I'm fucking nuts but I think it's just more fake real life he's spewing.
Khet ain't been there since Dondoku man
*apologies I missed strandedcastaway reply about his breaks. Pretty much my thoughts

 

[Braowbun]

Whoever came up with Phil being the QVC channel whenever he shows off what he bought is funny as hell.

Tevin was super early on that. Plus a few Chatters on other streams I saw

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He would save himself a lot of time and bullshit by just not wasting time recording 1-hour chunks of his gameplay

It's even worse than that, he's so much of a prisoner of that "1 hour chunk" mentality that it reflects even in his gameplay.

The tutorial island of tainted grail that takes roughly 15min ? he has to spend at least one hour in it so it can be a whole part.

The intro of clair obscur that takes around 30min for any normal human ? He wastes time by interacting with everything as if he cared so it can be one whole chunk.

And all of that just cause he's too lazy to edit his stuff or get someone to do highlights of his streams.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Reminder today is Phil's worst streams of the year list, which is just him bitching about support.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

Tevin was super early on that. Plus a few Chatters on other streams I saw

This one too

 

[Ardath]

I wonder if he will do this edgy thing he has been doing the last couple years where he puts a game on his worst and best games of the year list.

 

[Digger10]

I do believe that Phil is gay. It was never a pet theory of mine but if everything I've heard is accurate (He had a folder of BBC to "troll" people with, he's referenced male porn stars by names, some FGC players caught him spanking it to gay porn and he always gets excited at scantily dressed men) then I can't make any other conclusion.

The reason I don't feel strongly about it is because "this person is gay" is the most basic bitch accusation there is and even it's true, I wouldn't find it that interesting. If the accusations were something like "Phil is sexually attracted to squirrels", that I'd find interesting.

 

[Coke Zero]

As long as he gets the money, views are irrelevant to him.

This has been his problem since he started on youtube, his goal has always been to put the squeeze on his existing fans rather than grow and cast a wider net of potential new viewers.

Even when he gets a windfall such as the new asmongold viewers, he immediately tries to lock them down.

Behaving like this will never attract new fans and will only cause your views to decrease over time as fans trickle out and are never replaced with new ones.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

He’s gonna go over the edge very soon. I still find it hilarious this nigger is begging for likes.. really, we’re doing that now? Of course it’s really just “give me money” in disguise. Now what does that mean? Let me explain….

We used to get very matoor adult style bubble blows as a reward for the likes. And then, once the bubble blow was achieved, people would take back their Likes and we'd get a little pissy hoof-stomping. Now what do we get? GOOGATZ! Tired of it!

I do believe that Phil is gay. It was never a pet theory of mine but if everything I've heard is accurate (He had a folder of BBC to "troll" people with, he's referenced male porn stars by names, some FGC players caught him spanking it to gay porn and he always gets excited at scantily dressed men) then I can't make any other conclusion.

The reason I don't feel strongly about it is because "this person is gay" is the most basic bitch accusation there is and even it's true, I wouldn't find it that interesting. If the accusations were something like "Phil is sexually attracted to squirrels", that I'd find interesting.

It's really only played up because it clearly bothers Phil. Ever since that first PPP "He's gay!" on Kino Casino, Phil has been seething over the gay talk, and constantly trying to turn it around on everyone else - implying PPP and Andy are, ackshually, the gay ones! That the detractors are gay, because drama content is only for sissies! ("Not that there's anything wrong with that!")

There are many things detractors keep running that don't really matter, other than the fact it clearly gets under his paper-thin skin and it's funny.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

It's really only played up because it clearly bothers Phil.

its played up because its true. phil is a literal actual homosexual faggot

 

[Urusei Baktsura]

I wonder if he will do this edgy thing he has been doing the last couple years where he puts a game on his worst and best games of the year list.

He's not being edgy. He just looks at whatever IGN listed as the best games of the year, filters for what games he played, and then shuffles some titles into the worst games to make it seem like he actually put thought into what he made. He's just too lazy to check his list for consistency.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

 

[Braowbun]

if

if you cant take a second to confirm who you're sending your hard earned money to, then you deserve to be parted from it.
i've seen this happen on numerous occasions.
raw phil provides the best DSP experience and unironically dents go there because his chat is so fucking locked down.

NAh,
I'm still in the mindset, aside from the true Findom Whales. I still like to carry empathy in my back pocket.
What is a person without empathy?
So many of those dorks just end up like us.
IT's the natural discourse.
I get it hating on anyone that gives that fuck money but perhaps they are multitudes of Jaydes? Lined up like Manufactured DSP dents.
I'd rather hate the Fuck that created that over the dent.
The trolls and Lapers are another kettle of fish