DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Phil the Salesman]

To the surprise of absolutely no one.
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Breast Streak: 2

 

[Love Is Blue]

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looking good, queen!

 

[shekelshoah666]

I think it's pretty clear at this point the weight loss is just ozempic or whatever he was getting ads for that shit many times when he showed his browser.

God this stream has been totally fucking brutal.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

I think it's pretty clear at this point the weight loss is just ozempic or whatever he was getting ads for that shit many times when he showed his browser.

Is the horse sized dose required for Khet too expensive or something?

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's talking about working out and how impressive his core is. I give this 8/10 on the insufferable scale.

I give it a 10/10 on the lie scale

DSP outlives another one

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Guy was 95. Come the fuck on.

Phil’s an avowed, “former” Howard Stern Show listener. Anyone who’s listened for more than two straight weeks is liable to learn what a cock ring is. And that’s not to mention any time one’s used in any 90s-00s boner comedy that Phil’s likely to have seen. Literally any Friedberg & Seltzer movie, for example

You are being very generous not attributing it to the possible real reason: some other guy put one on him.

And those 2 accounts in @Gee Willows Wilson! post were created back in 2014. So someone buying dead channels.

The real lahlcows in this situation become the community surrounding the person, because the person is just trying to get by.

That's what all the lolcows say Phail.

DSP really thinks that inviting your friends over to show off is worthy of their time.

We've known this for years. See: BMW

Fire hazard electric situation, with foam and particle board right next to it, and the smoke detector removed from that room because it was chirping.

Stop. I can only get so hard.

"Hates clutter", puts temu bullshit all over his desk, plugs 500 things into the wall.

His former condo pics prove otherwise,

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I think it's pretty clear at this point the weight loss is just ozempic or whatever he was getting ads for that shit many times when he showed his browser.

God this stream has been totally fucking brutal.

No way this pussy ass bitch gets a regular injection. Occams razor would just suggest intermittent fasting. Honestly it could be stress related too lol

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

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WHAT A FAGGOT

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Someone that actually puts the effort in healthy eating, weight management, and actual exercise in a designated area to really train effectively (not in some Spongebob goofy goober fuckass home gym) would significantly change their looks and mood in a very meaningful and dare i say, pahsitive way. Dave although looking a little skinnier compared to how he looked like a couple of years ago, doesn't look any better, a pasty ass corpse with droopy looking jowls and flaccid grandma tits is not healthy by any stretch. Khet is just quadrupling down in assaulting their fridge and door dashing twice as much, leaving poor Felipe with no food or water to ingest.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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for fucks sake, what an absolute enormous faggot

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

It is fucking unhinged, but not surprising, that Phil reported the guy. Reporting is basically for people saying faggot and nigger, not for people who tease you about your shitty life because you are a pathetic 43 year old man begging on the internet.

Stalked me on a live stream, personally insulted myself and family members. Should be banned.

God, he is such a faggot. Like what more can you even say?

DSP has the perfect psychological profile to be a member of local government. If only he weren't 20-40 IQ points too low.

No way this pussy ass bitch gets a regular injection. Occams razor would just suggest intermittent fasting. Honestly it could be stress related too lol

It's because he's mostly subsisting on alcohol. He mentioned to the dude with Diabetes Type 2 (or w/e the fuck) on Alphaism Radio like 20 years ago that the dude he was talking to should just drink alcohol. At this point, I'm honestly wondering if maybe his story about him getting sick (with the Flu, I think?) for 2 weeks and losing 20 pounds is actually him kinda telling on himself because he just forgot to eat enough food for 2 weeks while sick because he was subsisting on alcohol rather than an even remotely normal diet (even for a fat person).

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

WHAT A FAGGOT

for fucks sake, what an absolute enormous faggot

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

In the latest episode of "The Guy expertly dodges possible sexual contact with an attractive female character:"

Dave, atp you kissing a man on stream with the same amount of passion khet has when she eats her daily whopper would be less fucking gay than seeing you dodge videogame women, you bombastic thunderous faggot.

 

[W@rui]

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Stealing PPP's mannerisms again I see.

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

THANKS FOR THE MONEY, DUMMIES!

Given this dude does mountain biking and extensive hiking according to his Youtube (archive) and his profile picture (archive), this is probably an Asmon fan who hasn't actually watched the prerequisite 30 minutes required for DSP to become boring to him (for normal people it's ~5-10 minutes).

 

[thebigdream]

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I used to be skeptical about Phil's homosexuality (thinking he was faggy rather than an actual faggot), but the complete lack of any straight content in contrast to these constant references to asses, dicks, balls, coming, and you name it, have left me no choice but to join that camp. If Phil wants to prove me wrong, he could like, look at a boob once in awhile without flinching.

Spoiler: No one cares

Although if you ask me, Phil falls into the camp of stunted narcs who default to homosexuality through loving themselves so much that they become their own idea of sexuality, rather than actually loving other men. I don't think he's capable of exhibiting any real sexuality, homosexual or otherwise, because that would rely on him having a complex enough life that he's capable of forming bonds with other people. Kat could be a man and he still wouldn't hit it.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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THANKS FOR THE MONEY, DUMMIES!

Given this dude does mountain biking and extensive hiking according to his Youtube (archive) and his profile picture (archive), this is probably an Asmon fan who hasn't actually watched the prerequisite 30 minutes required for DSP to become boring to him (for normal people it's ~5-10 minutes).

Keep doing you has 58 results on PPG. Keep doing your thing has 10. I bet 10 of those aren't from superchats.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Why is Dave memoryholing Verso's Drafts so hard when part of the point on why he "went back" to Expedition 33 was because they added more shit to the game?

 

[shekelshoah666]

Meaningful kahntribution from anon in japanese yen made the stream not be totally pitiful but still far under the not a goal. 2 more streams minimum for him to finish the non dlc postgame lmao.

 

[jules]

>be phil
>detractors are obviously retarded mouthdroolers
>encounter said mouthdrooler on vidya
>troll slanders muh wife
>his mic is so bad dood, i cant even hear what hes saying
>i know hes a detractor because my piggy senses are tingling, its not because i actually heard anything
>get some better equipment bro

he's so gay, prime opportunity to felt a tractor and that's all he comes up with
btw, phil, it's not stalking when you are doing a PUBLIC BROADCAST of your location

 

[SilkyJohnson]

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