DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Irreedemable Ret. 2 dijo:
We all know he is a 220 but what is the kind of mental derangement Phil has to walk on his tiptoes at home if he really does it as said?
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It's called autism nigga, some autists toewalk and toewalking everywhere pretty much guarantees someone is on the spectrum. Another fun fact is that the bamboo fiber socks, underpants, shirts etc. he's been buying are a favorite among autists with sensory issues because the fabric feels very light and barely irritates the skin.
 
CopingSneedingDentractor dijo:
I think the fact that he again said he has "pecs" now and not moobs while I can visibly see his droopy tits while he is telling me what I see is not real is a good statement on his current level of disconnect with reality.

Recently, I've been listening to some restreams a bit more and I heard him mention something I've heard him say a few other times that made me stop and think wait what? He takes like 20-30 minute breaks after the prestream copecast and according to him takes his wife for walks. He talks about her like an animal(to be fair she pretty much is). He gets pissed when he leaves for like half an hour that people don't stay to watch the stream. How on Earth could you expect somebody to do that?

Other streamers will take breaks but it's just going to the bathroom or getting a drink or something normal. Why would you leave for so long and then come back and tell your audience, that is 95 percent detractors, that you're just fucking around doing nothing or taking your wife for a walk like a dog. It's one of those things where if that is true it's fucking weird and stupid and if it's not true what the fuck are you doing? I recall him in the past quite literally saying that on the 20-30 minute break he just took he was just laying on his bed. Does that seem like a good use of stream time? Does it seem like a good way to keep an audience? It's just mind bending behavior from someone who claims to be an entertainer of some sort. This may be shocking but I think Phil Burnell might be retarded!
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Dude don't believe him on the walks. Most of his breaks are 15-20 minutes. According to Phil, he "uses the restroom," makes a cup of coffee, and takes a walk with his now-slim wife to feed the local animals.

In 15 minutes?

It's just more fiction to make us think he's healthy despite looking like a ghoul.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
He is getting absolutely bullied in ARC Raiders today lmao. Two trolls so far talking shit on him over the mic and killing his character.
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The best part is how he refuses to defend himself because he’s terrified at the idea of being put into PvP servers.

Sitting there letting them talk shit knowing they’re going to eventually kill him and not doing a thing about it other than make fun of their mic quality makes him look like such a bitch lol.
 
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strandedcastaway dijo:
Dude don't believe him on the walks. Most of his breaks are 15-20 minutes. According to Phil, he "uses the restroom," makes a cup of coffee, and takes a walk with his now-slim wife to feed the local animals.

In 15 minutes?
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Hey now, walking around the kitchen table while the coffee is brewing is a walk. DEBUNKED!
 
RuthBaderGinsburg dijo:
Remember when he told Kat she couldn't walk around the house barefoot anymore because she stepped on something? How dirty are his floors, really? Remember when he cleaned the bedroom carpet and said the water came out black? Filth.
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If I can't walk around my house barefoot, something is very wrong and I'm in immediate need of help. Imagine letting your place get that filthy.
 
Coke Zero dijo:
Low engagement and support = <$100
Good stream = $100- $150
Great stream = >$150

Also blatant asking for money has been replaced with "engage with the content".

So all the goals and begging still exist just like before, Phil just halfheartedly put a layer of weasel words over them.
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We wants positive and meaningful comments so he can try to prove that he is one of the best gaming personalities on the internet. He doesn't understand that everybody hates him for constantly insulting everybody, constantly demanding money, and not bothering to figure out how to play any games.
 
DSP thinks that time spent=success it doesn't, effort sometimes equals success but Phill doesn't put effort in. He's just spinning his wheels at this point. Treating streaming let's plays like it's a 9 to 5 and expecting to be paid like an hourly job is retarded. Make good content first, maybe make money later.

Having hours and hours of dead air, mind-numbingly boring content where you play video games so badly that the word "playing" doesn't seem to fit the act is pointless. The schedule could be a Twitter post, any minute spent on it is a waste of time. And don't even get me started on the constant crying about money.

If Phill could just relax, make some videos and roll with the punches, he'd be fine.
 
Duke of Wellington dijo:
DSP thinks that time spent=success it doesn't, effort sometimes equals success but Phill doesn't put effort in. He's just spinning his wheels at this point. Treating streaming let's plays like it's a 9 to 5 and expecting to be paid like an hourly job is retarded. Make good content first, maybe make money later.

Having hours and hours of dead air, mind-numbingly boring content where you play video games so badly that the word "playing" doesn't seem to fit the act is pointless. The schedule could be a Twitter post, any minute spent on it is a waste of time. And don't even get me started on the constant crying about money.

If Phill could just relax, make some videos and roll with the punches, he'd be fine.
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If Phil could do all that, he wouldn't have over 10000 pages on the trole cyberterrorist hive of scum and villainy, Kiwi Farms, or the millions of people who hate him and/or think he's a clown! Phil will always be Phil.

But yes, the reason he started talking about how "meaningful" his content is a few years ago, and still hasn't shut up about it to this day, is because that midlife crisis started setting in (nicely, toobz) and deep down he knows how absolutely meaningless his content is. That he spends 90% of his waking hours creating actual, literal nontent. That he is wasting his life, in every way you can imagine, and six figures of income does not change that simple, immutable fact.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
vests.mov

This is a threat. He is threatening us.

(Sorry about the restream stuff, I'll try to use Raw for any future clips)
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So... The closet clean out is just going to be empty boxes? I am donating 6000 dollars, I am so excited.

How does he think this could ever fucking be entertaining content?
 
Negative Toxic Loser dijo:
So... The closet clean out is just going to be empty boxes? I am donating 6000 dollars, I am so excited.

How does he think this could ever fucking be entertaining content?
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No you no-load nincompoop, this is years of Philbertian (some may even say Burnellian) history, an event barely surpassed by when they showed Al Capone's winery with Gerald. There WILL be dead bodies!

Edit. And T too!
 
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BPD Gunt Rider dijo:
To be fair, Phil has visibly lost some weight again. The reason for that is anyone's guess, but I really wish this Fit Phil arc would end. It's so obnoxious.
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Custom Somali weight loss program where the weight just melts off your arms and the lower half of your head but you get huge tits and a belly and a lightbulb dome. Body By USAID airdropped rations.
 
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