2025 US and Venezuela Conflict - Operation Just Cause 2: 2 Just 2 Cause

[Ghostse]

Okay, I get why Trump would want Maduro's vice prez to be sworn in. But knowing the Chavista bigwigs are on the loose and probably preparing one last salvo to take over Miraflores via coup, why aren't the US Armed Forces hunting them down, or at least make it clear they'll be butchered if they try something funny.

Because the US is letting Venezuelans decide that shit themselves.

Argentina-Led Coalition Blocks CELAC Statement Condemning Maduro’s Detention by the United States

That beef deal Trump made is paying off.

Cabello and Lopez are doing a coup

Or coked-up colectivos are losing their shit shooting at phantoms in the sky

Porque no dos

loud blasts near presidential palace, parts of Caracas lost power

Fully errect.
edit: fuck. Nothing ever happens.

They're starting a nuclear war

Do you have any money?

On top of that, the very heavy crude Venezuela has can't even be pipelined without some processing. It's too thick and viscous.

Less problems at venezuelan ambient temps.

 

[Tago Mago]

Holy shit if it's true and it was just the chavistas being so utterly retarded they shot down their own drones, this is amazing. What an amazingly lolcowy regime.

 

[Red Dye #5]

“Papi I go play with mi new drone I got for chrissmass now”

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

 

[mlanguishi]

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

“Papi I go play with mi new drone I got for chrissmass now”

Ten minutes later the skies of Caracas are filled with tracer rounds and the Pentagon has all hands on deck trying to figure out who's leading the coup.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Looks like a lot of people from the Pentagon get to take home a pizza tonight. They probably called hands on deck, then realized that Venezuela is retarded after ordering a shitload of pizzas.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

 

[Cubanodun]

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Some poor underpaid soldier lost his Steam deck, sadge

 

[draggs]

Holden Bloodchad: not pleased. Holden Bloodchad expected blood. Holden Bloodchad is a respected bipartisan. Gib Holden Bloodchad blood. Gib Holden Bloodchad blood nownownow

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Some damage from tonight retardation.

 

[draggs]

That beef deal Trump made is paying off.

AFUERA man got ten countries total (including Argentina) to sign off on vetoing CELAC's whining. Technically it only takes one, statements are supposed to be unanimous, but getting ten... the Latin American left is offishully buckbroken rn

 

[Ghostse]

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AHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAH

anyone in Caracas with a DJI bought with Runescape money, you have a chance to do something monstrously hilarious r/n.

 

[msd]

I can understand them being on edge, but they gotta keep their cool, otherwise the maduro fags are gonna use that panic to their advantage.

 

[Schpoots]

To be fair, we did the same thing in WWII.
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Wrong. We were defending the homeland from aliens.

 

[George Lucas]

Happening over. Everyone return to his station.

 

[lurker7274519]

The US should use a bomber to drop a shiton of cardboard cutouts of Marines. They will lit the sky with bullets.

 

[honse]

At least the Venezuelans had the huevos to say it was an oopsie. God bless em for creating an unintentionally hilarious situation. I truly hope for total commie death and peace for the people there who just want to be able to exist without bolivarian retardation.

The US should use a bomber to drop a shiton of cardboard cutouts of Marines. They will lit the sky with bullets.

Nah just drop some dollar store crayons for the same effect

 

[Fooby]

Ten minutes later the skies of Caracas are filled with tracer rounds and the Pentagon has all hands on deck trying to figure out who's leading the coup.

I'm beginning to wonder if some Venezuelan's are going to tie cheap flashlights to ballons to fuck with the army.

 

[Ghostse]

Nah just drop some dollar store crayons for the same effect

If you do that, what will the Marines on the ships eat? Think man.