Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

[AnOminous]

Not only chickenshit to tag it, but petrified that it'll show up in tags anyway when spelled correctly. It's happened to me as well. Frankly, people like that aren't even worth caring about if they have to be that passive-aggressive and cowardly.

We have a whole thread about people like that. This site is autistic enough to hunt down every mention of itself, however misspelled.

 

[weed weenus]

Back in 2014, when I was a naive teenager, IDCP made a post about a certain blog, saying "Please stop following this user." Out of curiosity, I clicked on the URL (which was, at the time stargenderprincette), and what I saw was a total shitfest. This bitch was 20 and using "reiself" pronouns, and demanded that everyone ask her before following or else she'd have a panic attack. I decided to follow without asking, just for the shits and giggles. Nothing happened. She was obsessed with Evangelion and claimed "stupid" was an ableist slur. She eventually deleted her blog later that year, but I found her again in early 2015. I didn't follow her this time, but she had become a total edgelord at that point. She liked to claim she had ASPD and made edgy posts about it all the time (claiming she can't feel fear and such). At one point, she decided that she was part-Cherokee, despite looking completely white. She "learned" the language by learning some words and randomly putting them into her English, like a weeaboo would do with Japanese. She deleted again, and I found a callout post on her. It was from that post that I learned she had shit in her vagina and stepped in her own shit because she couldn't get it inside the toilet.

 

[Vandy]

she had shit in her vagina

I just fucking gagged oh my god that poor fucking person who went down on a shit filled vagina

What the fuck

Edit: also was...citrusdeity or whatever mentioned...were their pronouns "jam"?? Did I read that right?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It was from that post that I learned she had shit in her vagina

"fun" fact:
This is actually dangerous because the poop bacteria lead to serious infections in a womans vag. Believe it or not - there are things in this world wich DON'T belong in there.

Also: :islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying: gross, gross, gross

 

[Meowthkip]

Back in 2014, when I was a naive teenager, IDCP made a post about a certain blog, saying "Please stop following this user." Out of curiosity, I clicked on the URL (which was, at the time stargenderprincette), and what I saw was a total shitfest. This bitch was 20 and using "reiself" pronouns, and demanded that everyone ask her before following or else she'd have a panic attack. I decided to follow without asking, just for the shits and giggles. Nothing happened. She was obsessed with Evangelion and claimed "stupid" was an ableist slur. She eventually deleted her blog later that year, but I found her again in early 2015. I didn't follow her this time, but she had become a total edgelord at that point. She liked to claim she had ASPD and made edgy posts about it all the time (claiming she can't feel fear and such). At one point, she decided that she was part-Cherokee, despite looking completely white. She "learned" the language by learning some words and randomly putting them into her English, like a weeaboo would do with Japanese. She deleted again, and I found a callout post on her. It was from that post that I learned she had shit in her vagina and stepped in her own shit because she couldn't get it inside the toilet.

I KNOW ABOUT THAT... guy? Girl. I wrote a Tumblr post about it. I think I found out about them on this very site.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Back in 2014, when I was a naive teenager, IDCP made a post about a certain blog, saying "Please stop following this user." Out of curiosity, I clicked on the URL (which was, at the time stargenderprincette), and what I saw was a total shitfest. This bitch was 20 and using "reiself" pronouns, and demanded that everyone ask her before following or else she'd have a panic attack. I decided to follow without asking, just for the shits and giggles. Nothing happened. She was obsessed with Evangelion and claimed "stupid" was an ableist slur. She eventually deleted her blog later that year, but I found her again in early 2015. I didn't follow her this time, but she had become a total edgelord at that point. She liked to claim she had ASPD and made edgy posts about it all the time (claiming she can't feel fear and such). At one point, she decided that she was part-Cherokee, despite looking completely white. She "learned" the language by learning some words and randomly putting them into her English, like a weeaboo would do with Japanese. She deleted again, and I found a callout post on her. It was from that post that I learned she had shit in her vagina and stepped in her own shit because she couldn't get it inside the toilet.

This is probably one of the few times I will believe that someone actually has ASPD on tumblr.

 

[Dozaemon]

I KNOW ABOUT THAT... guy? Girl. I wrote a Tumblr post about it. I think I found out about them on this very site.

There's also a thread about her on the Farms. Galaxyprincet, right?

 

[Meowthkip]

There's also a thread about her on the Farms. Galaxyprincet, right?

No, this is a different person.

 

[Dozaemon]

No, this is a different person.

I swear, they are all merging together. The word princet/princette, the use of "reiself" pronouns (GP used those iirc), claiming to be part Cherokee...

 

[Juscum]

I swear, they are all merging together. The word princet/princette, the use of "reiself" pronouns (GP used those iirc), claiming to be part Cherokee...

Why have your own personality when you can all share? Communism!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Also: :islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying: gross, gross, gross

There aren't enough horrifying ratings in the entire world to cover poop in a vagina.

Well, unless we want to break the entire site with :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying: emojis just to ensure we get in the right ballpark of how Gross that is.

 

[DancinTim]

Another personal lolcow of mine is similar to the mlm side of tumblr but I don't know if it's close enough other than the whole trans fetish.? So I'll just post about them here from what I've seen recently.
here's the summary.
Was a chick but now focuses a lot on themselves being a boy~ and all of their nsfw is 'heehee he's a boy but likes being fucked in the boy pussy!!' I would give them props for not drawing giant scars for where the breats were, but I think they get off to the characters literally being just a shy cute boy with a pussy gettin' dick'd.

 

[Melkor]

Another personal lolcow of mine is similar to the mlm side of tumblr but I don't know if it's close enough other than the whole trans fetish.? So I'll just post about them here from what I've seen recently.
here's the summary.
Was a chick but now focuses a lot on themselves being a boy~ and all of their nsfw is 'heehee he's a boy but likes being fucked in the boy pussy!!' I would give them props for not drawing giant scars for where the breats were, but I think they get off to the characters literally being just a shy cute boy with a pussy gettin' dick'd.

... so rcdart/Rory 2.0?

 

[DancinTim]

... so rcdart/Rory 2.0?

Just without the giant tits and thinking they're better than everyone else yes. Fun fact: I think them being bullied by other tumblr users forced them to go this garbage route to be accepted. Which they are now when they became a trans fetishist.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

I knew a cow that was into MLP sexual rape rp with bestiality all mixed in and was heavily suicidal and needy and clingy.

Was really insane, had a crush on some guy for a few years, but once he was done with the cows bullshit he cut off all ties, some say he is still bothering that guy to this day.

He also loved to get his OC drawn, went by the net name of Supermadfishy, hes not that active anymore, but if you want to know more i can happily let you guys know more.

Here is his OC btw:

 

[Prawn Madden]

Had two personal cows long ago who were like shitty doppelgangers of one another. My favorite highlight is when they both chimped out because people pointed out how ridiculous it was to bum a vacation through GoFundMe.

 

[Dysnomia]

There's someone who follows me who only seems to post when she is begging for money. She's an autistic tranny lesbian. In fact, both she and her girlfriend are autistic tranny lesbians. Both are homely and kind of chunky. Neither can work because of a bunch of illnesses. I think it's lupus, fibromyalgia, IBS, autism and depression. One of them might be BPD. Anyway, it's like the chronic and mental illness laundry list. Because they are disabled autistic trannies they constantly need money without working for it.

This person used to post mundane stuff. But she disappeared for many months and came back begging for money because she and her girlfriend needed an apartment and rent money. Then they needed clothing donations. She also started "signal boosting" (God I hate that term) e-begging posts from other trannies and autists. I got really annoyed seeing it on my dash all the time. Then she stopped. Maybe she'll come back again. If she does I will block her. If you e-beg I block you. I don't really trust these types. Like I want to feel bad for you if you really need money and have exhausted other options. But every time I see "muh disabilities and autism" on Tumblr I tend to automatically think it's self diagnosed and they're just too lazy to work. Tumblr has made me doubt the legitimacy of disability on the internet. Thanks Tumblr.

Now I believe this person was featured on a few Youtube videos for her e-begging. She may have been posted about on here too. I know I saw her crowd funding campaign posted on some forum. It didn't help that the couple took a really unflattering pic of themselves for their crowdfund.

There's also an SJW kid who follows me. They constantly reblog posts about how all women are beautiful and how you are a terrible person if you don't think transwomen are beautiful. That you can't be a feminist if you don't believe these things. Honestly, a lot of those posts make it sound like feminism is aesthetically based. Which makes it sound no better than the way crazy third wave feminists go on about men only caring about attractiveness. I hope this kid grows out of this. But the way things are going they'll probably end up in college berating white people for being white and men for being men.

A word to the wise: If you post any popular cartoon screens on Tumblr, terrible SJW children will start following you in droves. And I don't even post Steven Universe. I can't imagine how bad it would get if I did.

 

[exhausted]

ive got two:
genderspecial fictionkin with droid pronouns, who was/is? "homeless" but asked for donations for $200 makeup

they pronoun "transboy" who is otherkin, makes no attempt to pass, overall a gross hivemind type, knew them in middle school and she started as a yaoi fangirl

 

[the pizza man]

Maybe too young to be a cow, so I'm reluctant to give her her own thread, but this kid has been on tumblr for 4+ years.
I give you, "Television", nerosdayatdisneyland

A 14 year old melodramatic godkin, pretty average tumblr, until you see the impact she's had over the last few years.

and even after all that, she still won't just leave tumblr, probably due to the constant attention streaming in from other young deluded narcissists. She averages 10-20+ notes on every post she makes during her constant crytyping breakdowns

Hard to translate out of crytype, but I think she's claiming PTSD and being triggered by the entire month of November over someone deleting their blog?
There's much more to this horror show than this, but because of her age I'm not sure if I should continue

ohhhhh boy. what if i told you im literally the person that crytype shit is about. i knew this kid for about a year and it was... interesting, to say the least.

 

[benadryl]

I don't know if anyone's said this yet but oh boy, I just remembered this kid. I don't remember her latest tumblr but the original was galaxyprincet. There's so much shit on them that they have their own Encyclopedia Dramatica page, and I don't even need to say anything because the amount of threads about her here is enough. I was mutuals with them for around 2-3 years, but we hardly ever talked, thank god.