Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

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I just love how tumblrinas think that the biggest issues in life worth getting angry over are things like straight ships, or photosets not including their favorite characters, or something. They really live sheltered lives is those things are their biggest concerns.
 
So, apparently there's some shit going down in the true crime community (when isn't there?)

I've only seen the happenings from the sidelines, but what I've gathered is that klebold-trash, a 17 year old, didn't like that rebsg0ddess, a near 40 year old, disagreed with her headcanons on the Columbine clowns.
Now they're both threatening each other with doxes and it's a giant hilarious clusterfuck of dumbassery.

http://archive.is/5zDBq
http://archive.is/RpAjH

There's more as you scroll through but I'm too lazy to cap all of it.

However the kid has probably THE funniest before you follow post I've ever seen.
http://archive.is/QN8aZ

It goes from typical sjw to benedict cumberbatch denier real quick. (Except replace cumberbatch with one of the guys from one direction.)
 

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Vandy dijo:
So, apparently there's some shit going down in the true crime community (when isn't there?)

I've only seen the happenings from the sidelines, but what I've gathered is that klebold-trash, a 17 year old, didn't like that rebsg0ddess, a near 40 year old, disagreed with her headcanons on the Columbine clowns.
Now they're both threatening each other with doxes and it's a giant hilarious clusterfuck of dumbassery.

archive.is/5zDBq
archive.is/RpAjH

There's more as you scroll through but I'm too lazy to cap all of it.

However the kid has probably THE funniest before you follow post I've ever seen.
archive.is/QN8aZ

It goes from typical sjw to benedict cumberbatch denier real quick. (Except replace cumberbatch with one of the guys from one direction.)
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I can't read that shit, that's some text for ants.
 
I think my personal Tumblr lolcow is saphirafoxgirlspost.

A bit of a change up from the normal variety to come from Tumblr, she's your run-of-the-mill 13 year old roleplayer at first glance. Except she's in her mid twenties. If she had a main account I'd use that one instead but I'm pretty sure this is her only account, and it's basically a main anyway since she whinges on about personal life and feelings enough on it.

A few friends and I managed to get her into a Skype chat and talking with her out of character is exactly like trying to talk to her in character: she acts like an insufferable anime girl/furry. Normally I'd chalk this up to her maybe being autistic, but she said outright that she doesn't have any developmental disabilities or mental illnesses in one of the moments she decided to string a normal sentence together. (Note: this was a bit before Tumblr decided that having mental illnesses was cool.)

We also had to suggest multiple times that she make a rules page, as well as mark her blog as NSFW due to all the (badly written) smut rps, before she actually did it.

(Also, a specific instance that made me chuckle at the time and continues to this day: she got a question on her blog asking her character's cup size. This was her response, implying she really, REALLY doesn't know how bras work. I would joke and say her character is an inflation fetish, but she had once stated on her old blog -- now sadly deleted -- that Saphira looked like her only skinnier.)


And yeah, there are a lot of SJWs and the like that are pretty ridiculous, but I haven't found one yet that's so incredibly thick as Saphira.
 
IvanaHumpalot dijo:
Ah, still hypocritical as ever I see.

Also, I'm not sure how much of bona fide is your opinion when you're 35 fucking years old and still sperging about fictional characters from them vidya games.

Imagine the fall out if Blizzard goes Mei/Junkrat way. :lol:
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I'd pay money to see that meltdown.
 
Someone called me out for joking about "Triggers" when they posted a Skitty doing nsfw things(unsafe practices such as tripping and falling). Now I understand people do actually get triggers and I'll to my best to refrain from using them but a simple "Hey it's not nice to joke about triggers, please refrain from joking about them on my blog" would've worked more efficiently than "Hey I blocked you but I unblocked you to let you know a thing" I didn't even know I was blocked nor did I even care.
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this is my first post to the farms but anyway
i know an unholy amount of potential lolcows, but a specific girl has a larger online presence so let's go with that.
she has an active tumblr account and on many occasians has caused a rift within her own sjw hive on various social media sites, primarily because she tacks on the identities of anyone who she finds "quirky" or whatever. The most notable example is that her ex is a romani transman, and soon after they broke up, she came out as trans and claimed she was romani too. she also knows many people who have been sexually abused and this is another thing she's tacked on, as well as this grunge baby nicole dolloganger aesthetic. among her lies are: autism, drug addiction, columbian heritage, and japanese heritage. i messaged her on anon on tumblr to try and talk some sense into her a few months back, and after she gave my ask a lame reply and deleted it in less than 10 mins, half her community started exposing her. whoops.
 
I know all of you are likely sick of her, but AbyssKing is one for me. She wants to be called an it, she can't take criticism, she tries to be edgy and she can't write for shit.
 
Hey farms. Been lurking for a while now, decided you lovely people might enjoy hearing about someone I used to be friends with. I met her on Tumblr, where she claimed to be a genderfluid transman (he/they pronouns only) but once we became friends, she said "oh since you're my friend please use she/her pronouns for me."

I haven't kept tabs on her for at least a year, so she may have dropped that bull, but let's be honest, this is tumblr we're talking about.
 
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