💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Wyald]

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As a conservative I stand with strong leaders like Ngo Dinh Maria Corina Machado.

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Oh. The strongest evidence Epstein was Mossad isn’t documents, it’s that Trump hasn’t fucked over Bibi yet. He physically cannot honor a deal unless there’s a gun to his head, and even then he’s like, “OK but what if I just didn’t.”

Imagine goading the US to bomb and destabilize your country so you can become its next leader and the following day you are told you aren't fit for the role.

 

[World in Scarlet]

the US would "run Venezuela indefinitely in the interim till safe transition takes place

From what we heard so far, they don't have a clue what to do next.

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Also, Trump is so bad at doing press conferences. He constantly goes off on rambling tangents about some dumb shit that has nothing to do with anything and everything he says is vague and nonsensical. You always have to wait for someone whose brain isn't mush to clarify what is actually happening or has been decided.

Really great that someone who is obviously mentally incapable of doing any job is the president of the US and has the power to start wars on a whim.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Metaphorical death of the US:




Nice to see our war planners have brains that have been cooked by Twitter. They're trapped in the same ecosystem as their boss.

 

[R00T]

That statement is wrong. Obama had drone strikes in 7 countries during his administration as opposed to 1 during Bush, but that can be explained by the technology barely being implemented during the latter's administration. Trump during his first term increased that to 8 countries.

That’s in one year. No one else has diversified that much in one year.

 

[Kether]

It would have to happen with the assent of his successor, who is probably going to be Gavin Newsom, but a US president actually winding up in handcuffs at the Hague is really the only way to bring this kind of adventurism to an end.

knowing how retarded the president's team is, what will most likely happen is he's visiting a country and then gets vanished from there.

And does anyone remotely believe THIS DOJ can present compelling, real evidence under any legal code to get a just and valid conviction? This will be a kangaroo court and a mark of shame on the United States.

doesn't this also disprove of that whole "only US citizens get US rights to trial and jury" that they were bullshitting about with the maryland guy? someone random people who aren't even citizens can be snatched up and tried under US legal code? whats stopping other countries from trying that? Think about how many countries say drug use and gay sex are so illegal you get murdered by the government for doing it

Trump calling out Gustavo Petro, President of Colombia for being the kingpin of the south american drug trade or something like that. If this is really the case, he should also turn his attention to Peru, who also has become well known for producing cocaine and being the home of the all-natural coca leaf. Apologies for the low quality video.

PS: Peru has the added benefit of being in a protracted political crisis that is only held together by Dina Boluarte for the time being, Although it seems that Boluarte is trying to consistently seek Trump's favor, they met at the recent UN meeting. Peru is also another vector in the US-China rivalry as both countries are vying for control/partnerships with Peru's ports, with China funding the construction of the new Port of Chancay

they should have elected a jew. pretty sure Trump forgot mexico even exists.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

From what we heard so far, they don't have a clue what to do next.
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Also, Trump is so bad at doing press conferences. He constantly goes off on rambling tangents about some dumb shit that has nothing to do with anything and everything he says is vague and nonsensical. You always have to wait for someone whose brain isn't mush to clarify what is actually happening or has been decided.

Really great that someone who is obviously mentally incapable of doing any job is the president of the US and has the power to start wars on a whim.

Trump's press conferences always remind me of the kid with ADHD trying to give a class presentation. Except it's a sunsetting old pedophile with the nuclear codes.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Trump's press conferences always remind me of the kid with ADHD trying to give a class presentation. Except it's a sunsetting old pedophile with the nuclear codes.

How many more years can our country survive “the President is a Paulie Walnuts impersonator" before it blue-screens?



Seems sustainable.

 

[Wyald]

How many more years can our country survive “the President is a Paulie Walnuts impersonator" before it blue-screens?

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Seems sustainable.

Let's suppose that Trump kicks the bucket for one too many burgers + aspirins.
Will JD Vance fuck everything up even more? Will he try to actually fix the country?

 

[Oxyjen]

America First?
No, foreign wars.

 

[Captain Syrup]

America First?
No, foreign wars.

Trump bombed Syria in his first term. The “no foreign wars” bar is on the floor somewhere. Anything short of World War III is fine. He can literally bomb whoever and his followers get to have their "WE GOT HIM!!” moment. (Boomers jerking it between Bonanza reruns.)



Chavez was onto something here.

Let's suppose that Trump kicks the bucket for one too many burgers + aspirins. Will he try to actually fix the country?

That’s Vance or Newsom’s problem now.

I feel like Vance is gonna be a one-termer, like Ford. He can’t please the America First bros or the country club pro-business wing. He’s stuck in no-man’s-land.

Yes, Dems keep tossing elections like it’s a joke, but the Republicans may want to punt this next one. There’s no way JD or Marco can rally the troops like Trump does.

 

[Wyald]

Trump bombed Syria in his first term. The “no foreign wars” bar is on the floor somewhere. Anything short of World War III is fine. He can literally bomb whoever and his followers get to have their "WE GOT HIM!!” moment. (Boomers jerking it between Bonanza reruns.)

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Chavez was onto something here.

That’s Vance or Newsom’s problem now.

I feel like Vance is gonna be a one-termer, like Ford. He can’t please the America First bros or the country club pro-business wing. He’s stuck in no-man’s-land.

Yes, Dems keep tossing elections like it’s a joke, but the Republicans may want to punt this next one. There’s no way JD or Marco can rally the troops like Trump does.

Unless the orange retard manages to lower the gas prices with the new oil (lol), I can see the Republicans losing seats and his popularity going down.
Fucking hell, whatever is in the Epstein files must be fucking horrendous.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Forget about oil. There's a very real chance with this sleazy pervert lolcow president that all of this is just because that Venezuelan opposition leader lady gave his micro some head.

Bubba would be jealous

 

[Random Internet Person]

king hell, whatever is in the Epstein files must be fucking horrendous.

You mean there’s evidence that the famous connections were more than just Epstein trying really hard to come across as cool?

Hegseth continues to be a try hard as he brings the /pol/ energy.

ill JD Vance fuck everything up even more? Will he try to actually fix the country?

Isn’t JD Vance even MORE trying to pander to some 4Chan ideal vision, even though those folks hate him for having an Indian wife?

Yes, Dems keep tossing elections like it’s a joke, but the Republicans may want to punt this next one. There’s no way JD or Marco can rally the troops like Trump does.

And then the Democrat candidate says their opponent is evil and cannot be trusted. Republicans may punt the next election, but as long as MAGA is around, there’s always the chance the Democrats will muff it.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Trump's press conferences always remind me of the kid with ADHD trying to give a class presentation. Except it's a sunsetting old pedophile with the nuclear codes.

I’ve realized he’s not on some experimental dementia drug that’s going to slow the decline. He’s just taking Ritalin or Adderrall. When he does the weave, it sounds exactly like me trying to give a presentation where the only preparation I did was take stimulants. It would’ve been obvious to me except I didn’t think they’d give someone stimulants when their heart is on its last legs.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Is Pam just Hulk-level strong?

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Twitter made flesh. Manufactured to make people mad (and probably operated by a third worlder as well.)

Imagine goading the US to bomb and destabilize your country so you can become its next leader and the following day you are told you aren't fit for the role.

This aged well.



This woman Machado went all-in on Bush’s Axis of Evil gospel, implying Venezuela was both the most failed state of all time and the lifeblood of Iran and other Islamist groups.

 

[General Patton]

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"It's okay when he does it-" Magatards

 

[World in Scarlet]

This clip is great. Hegseth's cringe "He effed around, he found out." while Trump looks like he's about to fall asleep while standing behind him.

 

[Captain Syrup]

This clip is great. Hegseth's cringe "He effed around, he found out." while Trump looks like he's about to fall asleep while standing behind him.

I actually felt bad for Don. First time ever. Well, second. The first time was when he stared right at a solar eclipse. (That was just him getting his brain scrambled by Fred Sr. beating the piss out him, ostensibly after he told Fred he wanted to be a Broadway performer instead of a slumlord.)

 

[As Planned]

This clip is great. Hegseth's cringe "He effed around, he found out." while Trump looks like he's about to fall asleep while standing behind him.
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A&N niggas love Bush and regime change and oil now.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

This clip is great. Hegseth's cringe "He effed around, he found out." while Trump looks like he's about to fall asleep while standing behind him.
Aaron Rupar - Hegseth on Maduro： ＂He effed around, and he found out＂.mp4

Not to agree with Trump but I'd also fall asleep I think.