US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Apparently there's reports of Delta force on the ground looking for Maduro

Chuck Norris is there

 

[ArgentinianGrandpa]

Apparently one of the places that got bombed was Cuartel de la Montaña, from what i've read its just a museum but it has the remains of hugo chaves on it

 

[Sammich]

There is only two options right now and the first one is the most likely: either Venezuela folds almost immediately and Maduro gets captured/killed, or this becomes a long drawn out clusterfuck of a war.

Judging by the ZERO videos of American casualties, there is little chance of Maduro's regime not collapsing soon

From the videos i've seen we rolled heavy and hard and lit them the fuck up.

Fast and quick would be ideal, a lot depends on whatever is Maduro up to right now.

I'm hoping he's dead.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Apparently there's reports of Delta force on the ground looking for Maduro

Best of luck to them. Tracking down a specific pudgy middle age Hispanic man with a mustache is going to be tough. It's like trying to find hay in a hay stack.

I remember seeing the faggy propaganda below a month ago and thinking "these guys have no idea how war is fought"

Do you think the narcoterrorists are waking grandma up to come repel the surgical strikes tonight?

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Going to be hard to defend your country without mags.

 

[StudMccool]

@gernig no they cant

check out their currency

 

[Buddhabouya]

Can't believe he deported onlyafro just to bomb the fag he was already a tranny cuck bro let the faggot live

 

[Toy Soldier]

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@gernig no they cant

check out their currency
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Oh my god! It went from 1/3rd of one cent to....GASP still 1/3rd of one cent!

 

[Logitech F310 Gamepad]

Venezuela COULDN'T EVEN DO A FUCKING EMERGENCY BROADCAST RIGHT!
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That is microsoft word 2003, on a windows 7 computer, in the year of our lord 2026
lmao

 

[Taki Supremacy]

Appatently one of the places that got bombed was Cuartel de la Montaña, from what i've read its just a museum but it has the remains of hugo chaves on it

It's all of that but it's also a barracks for the Venezuelan special forces. So a valid target.

 

[Breadbassket]

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@gernig no they cant

check out their currency
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Venezuela COULDN'T EVEN DO A FUCKING EMERGENCY BROADCAST RIGHT!
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Here is what the two broadcasted messages amount to when put through Google Translate:

 

[MagneticTowels]

That is microsoft word 2003, on a windows 7 computer, in the year of our lord 2026
lmao

Sounds like a good combo!

 

[StudMccool]

That is microsoft word 2003, on a windows 7 computer, in the year of our lord 2026
lmao

they dident even print it out they just took a screenshot of the word doc and called it a day
Im freaking laughing so hard at this

mid getting bombed some brownoid is, I think? posting a screenshot of him making money betting against his country currency El dollar!

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Venezuela COULDN'T EVEN DO A FUCKING EMERGENCY BROADCAST RIGHT!
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We never truly left the era of notepad typing videos, have we?

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

>be me
>try to sleep
>cant and decide to advance some projects
>hear odd huming noise on the sky
>"Huh thats odd, is not raining and doesnt sound like a storm"
>Noise stays for a while anda finally realize is the sound of an airplane
>"Huh is been a while since i Heard one of those so close"
>Internet cuts out
>Whatinthegoddamn.webm
>Friend messages me
>"Caracas is kill"
>No
>Colectivos start whistling and calling their members to go to the capital
>Aparently something close blew up and i didnt Even Heard it
>Damn
>Sips coffee and phonefags on the shiwi
Anyways the attack is pretty much what i was expecting, the military has been completely buckbroken and the police refuses to cooperate, colectivos have instead took the mantel of the military and theres barely any internet in My sector, dare i Say something did happen, Señor Trump delivered and My dooming is healed.

 

[Sammich]

>be me
>try to sleep
>cant and decide to advance some projects
>hear odd huming noise on the sky
>"Huh thats odd, is not raining and doesnt sound like a storm"
>Noise stays for a while anda finally realize is the sound of an airplane
>"Huh is been a while since i Heard one of those so close"
>Internet cuts out
>Whatinthegoddamn.webm
>Friend messages me
>"Caracas is kill"
>No
>Colectivos start whistling and calling their members to go to the capital
>Aparently something close blew up and i didnt Even Heard it
>Damn
>Sips coffee and phonefags on the shiwi
Anyways the attack is pretty much what i was expecting, the military has been completely buckbroken and the police refuses to cooperate, colectivos have instead took the mantel of the military and theres barely any internet in My sector, dare i Say something did happen, Señor Trump delivered and My dooming is healed.

muh nigga, i'm glad you are safe.

 

[StudMccool]

We never truly left the era of notepad typing videos, have we?

they should have had a little 009 soundystems "with a spirit" to complete the effect

If you dont know what that is you missed the greatest era of the internet we will ever know

 

[X Prime]

Señor Trump delivered and My dooming is healed.

Get this man a Trump Gold Card stat.

 

[Rockey May]

OBLITERATE AND VAPORIZE THEM, MR PRESIDENT

 

[mlanguishi]

muh nigga, i'm glad you are safe.

Looks like high level precision attacks. I bet there's very little collateral damage here, at least so far. They'll be free from this, and the left will whine endlessly about. Endlessly until the next TDS shit.

 

[Sammich]

Before thomas massies shits his pants, and rand paul spazs out..