👓 TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

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Boston Brand dijo:
How hilarious that the one thing that keeps people from believing Lindsay Ellis was the Channel Awesome town bicycle is the virtue of Doug Walker.

She probably hates that more than being branded a whore.
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I can definitely believe that Doug did not fuck her, and I can really believe that Lindsay popped her pussy for at least a handful of CA dudes in hopes of bending them to her will like the Bene Gesserit in "Dune" used their sex ninja powers to imprint on men they fuck and keep them in their thrall.
 
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Michael Bluth dijo:
how long has doug been married?

i can't really picture him cheating, let alone with Ellis of all cunts
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He got married in 2012, I think? I know he had Donnie be married in Demo Reel because he didn't want to take off his wedding ring.

And I don't think he and Lindsay ever fucked, she got almost top billing just by being the Nostalgia Chick in every anniversary special. What else would he have given her if he'd gotten head from her? There were rumors she fucked Spoony but I doubt it, he was really weird about women who were openly sexual.
 
Waffle Iron dijo:
honored matress
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All right, I give. This typo is sending me and I'm not even going to deny it.

PatrickButtmanJr. dijo:
I can definitely believe that Doug did not fuck her, and I can really believe that Lindsay popped her pussy for at least a handful of CA dudes in hopes of bending them to will like the Bene Gesserit in "Dune" used their sex ninja powers to imprint on men they fuck and keep them in their thrall.
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That said, this is almost a "well, duh" observation. Not because it's a dumb thing to say, but because the CA crew is a bunch of theater kids. They're all fucking out of an almost compulsive need to create drama. And one of the tropes of theater kids is the men are effeminate enough to be controlled by any woman that would give them some.

It's not really "sex ninja-ing" in the sense of being able to seduce men who think they have a limited pool of women to pick from, so much as it is outsmarting people without the testosterone to power their brains enough to see how they're being taken for.
 
Waffle Iron dijo:
weren't the honored matress doing that?
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If you mean the Honored Matres, they were from an offshoot of the Bene Gesserit that were way more aggressive and much less subtle. Like the Romulans were to the Vulcans.

The BGs were very covert in their dealings because they did not want people to know they could manipulate people without their knowledge using The Voice (control by speech), Truthsaying (lie detection), Petit Perception (reading emotions and intentions), Prescience (future sight), and Imprinting (using their body control of Prana Bindu and the aforementioned powers to make their sexual partner unconsciously their thrall)

Lindsay was basically trying to fuck several man in CA in hopes of climbing the ladder and assemble a cadre of simps to control.

Too bad for her that Doug is the Kwisatz Haderach of autists and Wine Mom’s powers had no effect on him.

“Lindsay’s pussy is the mind killer. I will let it pass by me. Only I and Brad Jones will remain”
 
PatrickButtmanJr. dijo:
and Imprinting (using their body control of Prana Bindu and the aforementioned powers to make their sexual partner unconsciously their thrall)
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It's been a few years since I read the books, but I remember the BG were shocked when the HM returned and were using sex to enslave men (of course in the next book they're training their own sex enslaver soldiers), it being a taboo. That said they constantly got more and more superpowers so it wouldn't surprise me prana bindu was given to them earlier.
 
I never, ever speculated that Doug and Lindsay hooked up. Never even entertained the possibility of it happening because I just never saw it.

If anything, their chemistry on screen told me that they hated each other IRL and were at best cordial due to work. lol. I don't even think that Lindsay tried anything on Doug either-- always got the vibes from her that she was jealous of Doug being the central TGWTG/CA contributor and that she thought he was too stupid to be in her presence.

With many other TWTG people, sure, I could easily see Lindsay hooking up with them. Not Doug though. There was less than zero sexual tension between the two of them ... Just tension and general distaste for each other, if you ask me. Not even if they were in Moonlighting together would I ever be convinced that they ever hooked up or that one of them even tried to with the other.

Also, Doug appears to have always been a guy who kept himself separated from his colleagues except for Brad ... Kind of like how Topher Grace wasn't friends with his co-stars from That 70's Show. And just like Topher Grace, time has told everyone that Doug had every valid reason to not befriend the weirdos he worked with. lol.
 
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never, ever speculated that Doug and Lindsay hooked up. Never even entertained the possibility of it happening because I just never saw it.

If anything, their chemistry on screen told me that they hated each other IRL and were at best cordial due to work. lol. I don't even think that Lindsay tried anything on Doug either-- always got the vibes from her that she was jealous of Doug being the central TGWTG/CA contributor and that she thought he was too stupid to be in her presence.

With many other TWTG people, sure, I could easily see Lindsay hooking up with them. Not Doug though. There was less than zero sexual tension between the two of them ... Just tension and general distaste for each other, if you ask me. Not even if they were in Moonlighting together would I ever be convinced that they ever hooked up or that one of them even tried to with the other.
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Anything specific in the videos that gave you those ideas?
 
So today lil miss klanpa released a Nebula exclusive video *checks notes* criticizing laws that require on duty police officers to wear bodycameras???

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Lindsay says she made it a Nebula exclusive because she realized the video was too spicy for Youtube, and didn't want niggers "ghouls" to dogpile her for her hot take.

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She than retweeted this Bluesky comment thinking the Blueskyer who made it was being earnest & concerned about her well being...when I'm 95% certain they're making fun of how Nebula barely has any subscribers so Lindsay can drop every slur in the rainbow in her Nebula exclusives & normies would be none the wiser:

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I hate to say it, but I might have to subscribe to Nebula just to watch this video 🤣 Like, what could her arguments be? Does Lindsay think police brutality accusations are overblown and that if black people just weren't belligerent asshats when stopped by police they wouldn't have anything to worry about? Or maybe it's really spicy, and she thinks black police brutality victims 100% deserve to be smacked around with a maglite? 🤔
 
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I hate to say it, but I might have to subscribe to Nebula just to watch this video 🤣 Like, what could her arguments be? Does Lindsay think police brutality accusations are overblown and that if black people just weren't belligerent asshats when stopped by police they wouldn't have anything to worry about? Or maybe it's really spicy, and she thinks black police brutality victims 100% deserve to be smacked around with a maglite? 🤔
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Going by the thumbnail it's probably going to be "police bodycam videos help racists justify their racism" without realizing what saying that implies.
 
Buckaroo dijo:
Going by the thumbnail it's probably going to be "police bodycam videos help racists justify their racism" without realizing what saying that implies.
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So I read the Nebula thread discussing the video, & it seems to be that Lindsay fundamentally disagrees with police bodycams because I guess she's still a drunk mess & is worried that she'll get canceled (again) if she gets arrested (again) for disorderly conduct. She thinks it's a privacy issue/police bodycam footage should not be accessible to the general public 🤣

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Notable quote:
"I didn’t notice anything graphic at all, honestly—Most of the clips she featured seemed to be from videos of people just having drunk tantrums and embarrassing themselves. I’m not sure what about it she had in mind when she described the content as spicy"
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Thank you, dear redditor. This information brought me much laughter & joy. To be honest, it feels a bit like a Christmas miracle 🎅❄️☃️

TLDR, Lindsay must REALLY not be taking those Ryan Coogler Oscar nomination predictions well.
 
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She thinks it's a privacy issue/police bodycam footage should not be accessible to the general public 🤣
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I don't expect much from Lindsay but somehow she found a way to still surprise me with her incredibly short sighted, idiotic takes. Thanks.

By the way, if you do subscribe to Nebula and share Lindsay's videos you'll go from being my favorite schizo poster on the farms to being my favorite poster in general on the farms.
 
This has to be the first time she's posted more than a video or two a year in half a decade.

Bravo, way to earn the Simp bucks.

I assume she hates body cams for the same reason all lefties do, they prove about 90 percent of "police brutality" is entirely justified.

No way her video is half as entertaining as the videos of coked out blacks charging into police gunfire to the Doom theme song.
 
Boston Brand dijo:
I assume she hates body cams for the same reason all lefties do, they prove about 90 percent of "police brutality" is entirely justified.
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I guess putting it in quotes as "police brutality" implies that it's not, which is what bodycams proved and are one of the best things to inadvertently come out of the BLM bullshit. They got what they asked for, and all it di was prove that the cops and witnesses were correct 99% of the time and that "muh poor baby dindu nuffin" actually got told 37 times to drop the weapon before charging officers like a retard after hitting 6 cars during a high speed chase because they had warrants for previous felony charges they were out on bail for while having a bunch of drugs and guns in the car.
 
Boston Brand dijo:
This has to be the first time she's posted more than a video or two a year in half a decade.

Bravo, way to earn the Simp bucks.

I assume she hates body cams for the same reason all lefties do, they prove about 90 percent of "police brutality" is entirely justified.

No way her video is half as entertaining as the videos of coked out blacks charging into police gunfire to the Doom theme song.
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Watch your skin tone, boy
 
Boston Brand dijo:
This has to be the first time she's posted more than a video or two a year in half a decade.

Bravo, way to earn the Simp bucks.

I assume she hates body cams for the same reason all lefties do, they prove about 90 percent of "police brutality" is entirely justified.

No way her video is half as entertaining as the videos of coked out blacks charging into police gunfire to the Doom theme song.
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Also, body cams prove that women shouldn't be patrol officers. In 90 percent of body cam footage where a suspect attacks a male officer there is a weapon usually involved. When it's a female officer there usually no weapon and they get their asses whooped.

Unrelated note I just checked, and Elisa is still posting videos yet the woman who does Vampire reviews didn't do a review of the biggest Vampire film of the year Sinners I wonder why. That movie succeeding must sting Lindsay could have chalked Black Panther up to the Marvel Brand at the time but this one's gotta hurt.
 
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