💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?


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At this point what do you think is more of a net positive for someone's life. Getting wished a million dollars by Balldo or Ian making a content cop on you?
The bigger question. If Ian made a content cop on DSP, would Ian's negative Midas touch or Phil's inability to capitalize on anything win out? Or would be like in cartoons when two equal energy beams hit each other and a cataclysmic explosion happens?
 
The bigger question. If Ian made a content cop on DSP, would Ian's negative Midas touch or Phil's inability to capitalize on anything win out? Or would be like in cartoons when two equal energy beams hit each other and a cataclysmic explosion happens?
Ian will be making DSP infinitely successful but he would lose all the success almost immediately only to gain more of it afterwards and rinse and repeat.
 
Do NOT!
Talk about the stream!
Talk about the streamer!
Engage with the streamer!
Talk about attraction!
Talk about romance!
Talk about sex!
Talk about politics!
Talk about the streamers videos!
Talk about other chatters!
Talk about books!
DO
NOT
TALK
My favorites are:
Do not talk about Drake
Do not talk about Garfield
 
Ian will be making DSP infinitely successful but he would lose all the success almost immediately only to gain more of it afterwards and rinse and repeat.
Damn now I want to see if Anisa's law even works on DSP. He already spent all the Asmongold money on stupid shit so if Ian talked about Phil it would actually help him out.
 
Watched the latest couple of stoic chronicles videos yesterday and I genuinely can’t get through a full video anymore. He is so fucking insufferable and it just makes me MATI. It just seems so unreal how he thinks anyone or anything that have different political views as him is a Dacian a nazi orange man bad. Straight up ‘I am Sam’ behavior for real… I became Less MATI after learning they have both been doxxed.
Yea, I'm at the same point, and if I'm being honest, the only reason I'm still paying attention is because I know there will be an end in the foreseeable future, and I want to see it.

A reminder, Ian was still by all accounts successful and more or less looked at positively as recently as 2 years ago.
Within 2 years Anus and I have gone from being trusted to handle hundreds of thousands of dollars, and a highly visible entertainment business interacting with literally some of the biggest creators on the internet, to now streaming from a basement to literally 100 people.

All of that happened in 2 years. Neither Anus or I will ever be trusted with any kind of authority for anything ever again. Nobody is hitting up Ian to collab, and the SEO for their names has been fucked beyond repair.

I made a prediction a few months back that shit is basically over for the Jomha's and that nobody should expect anything outside of a few isolated incidents, and I think I've been for the most part right.
I originally said that within a year and a half they'd basically be gone, and we'd never hear from them again.
After the Ethan drama though, I'm not so sure, since I think Ethan will continue to a-log them until there's nothing left to alog.

I think my current stance these days is less of a prediction and more of an inevitability, like, nobody would look back on what I'm saying and go "I didn't see that coming".
Anus and I will be homeless before they turn 40.
They'll have at least 2 kids, and they will receive multiple visits from CPS, justifiably so most likely.
It's gunna be bad.
 
I think my current stance these days is less of a prediction and more of an inevitability, like, nobody would look back on what I'm saying and go "I didn't see that coming".
Anus and I will be homeless before they turn 40.
They'll have at least 2 kids, and they will receive multiple visits from CPS, justifiably so most likely.
It's gunna be bad.
They already look like white trash with all those tattoos, it's about time they start living like one.
 
Watched the latest couple of stoic chronicles videos yesterday and I genuinely can’t get through a full video anymore. He is so fucking insufferable and it just makes me MATI. It just seems so unreal how he thinks anyone or anything that have different political views as him is a Dacian a nazi orange man bad. Straight up ‘I am Sam’ behavior for real… I became Less MATI after learning they have both been doxxed.
After listening to Ian defend fent, i don't think i can listen to a word he says ever. Like the defense for dog abuse made me hate him, but at this point just lmao why even give him air
 
Watched Ian's revulsion to a black man not liking psych. According to my friend who majored in psych, the general contempt people have for the field is that so much of the most influential and culturally penetrating elements of the field were born from experiments or people who were unreliable. In hard sciences you need to be able to recreate your finds consistently, in soft sciences it's a lot harder. There is a growing hatred in the field of influential figures like Jung and Freud because there was no way to recreate their results as they were just interjecting their own subjective opinions or feelings into their studies to influence the outcomes, making so much foundational work utterly worthless. Even eye catching studies like the Stanford Prison experiment were garbage and produced no real data, which now makes the field look like a farce compared to more pure fields like mathematics . When he was taking classes, his classmates had some serious people, some criminal psych people, but a lot of mentally fucked up people looking to self diagnose their traumas, or blue haired pop-science narcissists who were going off of "vibes" for their research.
 
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I have a dual degree in Therapy and Analysis. I'm what they call an AnalRapist. I'm available.
The real reason Anus decided they were moving to Canada.
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Damn now I want to see if Anisa's law even works on DSP. He already spent all the Asmongold money on stupid shit so if Ian talked about Phil it would actually help him out.
It depends on what grade each curse/gift is: If Ian made a CC on anyone cursed by the Sonichu Curse, I doubt they would be able to benefit for long as the Sonichu Curse is far higher in grade than Ian's gift is.
 
Watched the latest couple of stoic chronicles videos yesterday and I genuinely can’t get through a full video anymore. He is so fucking insufferable and it just makes me MATI. It just seems so unreal how he thinks anyone or anything that have different political views as him is a Dacian a nazi orange man bad. Straight up ‘I am Sam’ behavior for real… I became Less MATI after learning they have both been doxxed.
For some people it's hard to watch, but for Ian? It's incredibly satisfying. You watch Hasan say the dumbest, most hateful shit and it's infuriating because he is still being rewarded for it. You watch Perry Caravello say dumb shit and it's depressing because he's a retard who is being taken advantage of.

You watch Ian and know that everything is his own doing, that he is being punished for his misdeeds and refuses to see reality. He's brain damaged, but that's not really the root of his problems. It's his own stubbornness and resentment towards anyone who tries to help him. People bring up how pathetic it is that he is doggishly loyal to Hasan, but Hasan clearly has unending contempt for him. What they're missing is that if Hasan tried to help iDubbbz then iDubbbz wouldn't respect him anymore.

It's a level of Oppositional Defiance Disorder that is infuriating, but we get to watch it get smacked down constantly, at least for the next year or so until he finally decides to do the needful.
 
Watched the latest couple of stoic chronicles videos yesterday and I genuinely can’t get through a full video anymore. He is so fucking insufferable and it just makes me MATI. It just seems so unreal how he thinks anyone or anything that have different political views as him is a Dacian a nazi orange man bad. Straight up ‘I am Sam’ behavior for real… I became Less MATI after learning they have both been doxxed.
Yeah I haven't been able to watch any of his clips unless they are under 1m.

I genuinely think this lolcow had a full story arc. Start, middle, and end. The ending was a beautiful crescendo of drama, climaxing with poverty, shame, and living as refugees.

We're now in the slow epilogue, we get to watch the sonichu karma take it's toll on the protagonist:

He gets a haircut, a week later it's greasy again; his wife does something for attention, he is apathetic; he streams to a dwindling audience, while everyone else gets more successful and forgets him.

I don't think they will have children. Ian will develop early dementia and Anus will play out her relationship with her dad again through him. But they will be long gone from the internet by that point.
 
There's no way this doesn't further destroy his finances. If it's not working out on Twitch (where he's losing subs), why the hell would you replicate it on YOUR BIGGEST CHANNEL.
I don't think his hesitance's to stream on his youtube channel is about the income anymore (it would kill the channel for good) but its his last line of hope/relevance.

“We” are trying to get the stream up and running on YouTube.
Hes telling his inner circle WE just have to get this twitch streaming down then WE can move to the big leagues. Han and the jannies knows everything is failing they know its a joke but if he just keeps telling them one day WE will be on my 7 million sub channel one day WE will be huge and everything will be fine WE just have to work a little harder.

Yes Han is a power hungry janny but Ian (even with the brain damage) has always been a manipulative snake. The sam/airasoft/dax docs were the first real example of it people picked up on. He didn't go to fatty because he was kind and wanted to know more he went to him because fatty is a tard lolcow that can be milked. He didn't go to dax because hes got good ideas and a just needed a stage he went to him because dax is a sperg who could be laughed at. He didn't go to sam because he though sam was entertaining he went to him because he could dunk on some ALT right Nazi who had fallen off. Ian snaked froggy in CC2 every fighter in CC3 he snaked his audience with the "charity" (34%) he snaked all the people who worked on CC then even snaked his last friend.

He may be brain dead cuck but hes a snake and that 7 million channel is the last card he holds. When he plays it (he will) then hes really desperate. This is also why I don't think will get a main channel video for a long time he cant let the world see how fucked it is with another sub 100k video.
 
I’m hoping for one more big funny before they get put out to pasture. It was like this for a while pre-CC3, just languishing away on SRMC and cookieposting. But then again, they’re not even doing that anymore, so it’s hard to say. I really think Mrs Froggy’s “go bake another shit cake” is what ended that LMFAO

Never forget Johmalaw…but they’re just so defeated and lazy and gay now. Anisa is pouring her pent up energy into useless snake shit and Ian is calcifying in his office chair. Please, AndI, go nuclear already! I was hoping he wouldn’t make that Twitch goal just so he could turn up to the next stream with a black eye or something. If only Han would let the haters through so we could watch Ian try to argue with them.

Anisa is constantly going on and on about her hobbies, like reading, baking, cooking, drawing, snake husbandry/making new things for its cage, but Ian never has anything like that. He never announces something he’s working on, shows off something he made. He only played games for stream and there was absolutely zero heart in it. What the fuck does this nigger do all day beyond streaming? Lay in bed and watch boring tiktoks about Palestine? He can’t watch any TV except for the 100% real 90 Day Fiancé and has to make sure his music isn’t racist (and it’s just Anisa’s music/his viewers’). His social life is his therapist if he’s still seeing one. With the super monkey ball thing and that one picture Anisa took of his tonsure, they implied he was into woodworking, but is he, really? He’s never made shit beyond that shoddy cabinet. He streams for income, but it’s also 3/4 of his life. And if he’s so braindead and sleepy doing that, he’s like that all day, all the time. Sounds absolutely miserable. No wonder he has to be medicated, I’d want to kill myself too if my life had no meaning or enjoyment.
 
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