I was recently thinking of the $1420 the Jomha's gave to the Klein's. Recently Ian had to really push and strain to get Partner+ on twitch for one year. That means an extra 50¢ per sub. So, at 475 subs a month Ethan effectively stole their Partner+ for the next 6 months. Assuming the their subs (including gift and Prime) don't continue to plummet
In one of the Bogs shortly before the content cop Anus says he didn't know what Zionism was until he asked chatgpt about it, he knows absolutely nothing about the shit he tries to preach. I have no clue how he gets 150 viewers when he can't stop contradicting his own opinions from yesterday
It's been mentioned a million times before, but he has about 6 million subscribers on Youtube. Now, those are old and from a different platform, so let's just lower that by 99% and say that he has a built-in audience of 60,000. He is converting 0.25% of that to stream viewers.
Have you ever heard the line, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that"? Well, think about how stupid the bottom 0.25% of the population is, it's almost three standard deviations below average. We're talking sub 60 IQ here, barely able to function.
Now, I'm not saying that anyone with a small viewership must have stupid fans and I'm definitely not arguing that someone with a large viewership must appeal to smart people, but I think that we can agree that a person with a normal intelligence would be put off by Ian's obvious stupidity leaving only a fraction of a percent who see current-day iDubbbz and think, "great, more iDubbbz content!"
...Ian isn't talking fast when be slurs, c'mon
The CTE could have fucked up his facial control to the point that he physically cannot speak quickly and when his brain is sped up to almost normal processing speed the words are reaching his mouth faster than it can handle. I've never used amphetamines and don't have brain damage, but I imagine this to be like when you get blasted in the face with 0˚ wind for 10 minutes and then you try to speak normally, your lips don't move the way they should and you slur normal words.
It's The Undertaker. I assume it's intended to be a reference to when the Undertaker told Chris Benoit
if you insist on making this mistake then your grieving family will have no one to blame but you when the inevitable occurs
Of course, in the context of the game Undertaker was talking about Chris Benoit being destroyed in the ring, but it ended up being prescient when Benoit murdered his family and then himself due to the brain damage he suffered in the ring.
Hasan crew's opinion on Israel is so unrealistic that they might as well be a mossad psyop to discredit pro Palestinian opinions by smearing them as retards.
Ethan Klein wants a two state solution and he gets villainized worse than every evangelical conservatard who wants total dune coon death.
Hasan meanwhile wants the state of Israel to dissolve completely even though the Jews are the 50% of Israel's population with all the tanks, fighters, and probably a few nukes. It's not going to happen, no matter how much you hate the Jews.
The only pragmatic solution that gets Hasan even a portion of what he wants is the ejection of Gaza and the West Bank into their own countries. He'd be lucky to get even that. But Ethan is the bad guy because he met Hasan face to face and still disagrees with him on the details of a solution and that narcissistic injury is unforgivable.
I think you aren't fully hip to the leftist script. Here, let me lay it out for you
Leftist: I want {reasonable (or unreasonable) leftish policy}
Liberal: Me too
Leftist (quietly): But I actually want {deranged leftist policy}
Liberal: Oh, I don't want that
Leftist (loudly): This fascist hates {reasonable leftish policy}! This fascist is trying to undermine us!
Other leftists (loudly): OMG, Liberal is a genocidal freak
Other liberals: Liberal, I heard that you were a pro-genocide fascist so I have to cut you off. I know that you'll deny it, but I doubt that so many
Good People
would say it if it wasn't true at all.
The liberal's only options to end whatever harassment the leftist has sent their way is to either bend the knee and publicly embrace {deranged leftist policy} or just leave liberal politics altogether because reason won't work.
There, now you understand every liberal vs leftist conflict ever.
