🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[The Judean People's Front]

TLC would make a bunch off this train wreck. But then dim would get money and we can't have that.

I don't know, if the boys were kept out of the picture, it might be kind of fun to watch Kim blow a bunch of money on shit and then wonder why she's still poor when it gets canceled. Since I'm fantasizing anyways, I want Polissa et al to move next door. Shenanigans ensue.

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

Honestly, that pic of Darnell and Skylar is makes me think they're related: she has his hair, his hairline, his eyebrows, and his unimpressed expression.

The one of Darnell and Sammie is at least photoshopped if not AI: snow wouldn't settle on her hair like that, they're the same height for some reason, Darnell's skin is smoother than plastic and Sammie's hair looks brushed (though the last one is the only reason I really needed).

Remember when Dalton was Sideways and always asleep? I'd like him to go back to sleep now please.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Honestly, that pic of Darnell and Skylar is makes me think they're related: she has his hair, his hairline, his eyebrows, and his unimpressed expression.

The one of Darnell and Sammie is at least photoshopped if not AI: snow wouldn't settle on her hair like that, they're the same height for some reason, Darnell's skin is smoother than plastic and Sammie's hair looks brushed (though the last one is the only reason I really needed).

Remember when Dalton was Sideways and always asleep? I'd like him to go back to sleep now please.

That photo is fucking hilarious and I love that it got posted right after a Kiwi singled Darnell out as the only non-faggy looking Sammieverse guy. I dunno if it's faggy, but if I was New and you told me that was a photo of Sammie and her lesbian lover Darn'isha, I'd believe you. The earring, the scarf. It's hilariously femme.

But Darnell always looks like he's concealing a live canary in his mouth. I know what he's actually concealing is that Loony Toons piano teeth smile, but it always looks like he's straining to close his lips over something.

 

[retard strength II]

One of Kim's fags claiming to be a daddy of "Dalton Jr" like god damn, how down bad you gotta be? You cannot tell me Kim enforces any real standard on her hook ups, he chose to do that shit.

 

[UnicornPiss2.0]

Sammie’s retarded “redemption arc” is oddly wholesome. Kim and Dalton spiraling (more specifically Kim) is an early Christmas gift. This shit truly needs to be a tv show. I wanna know what was said on Reddit and which shithole she decided to post in.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Holy shit, you guys

Snip snap, snip snap

 

[Durkadurkadurka]

Sculpted by michelangelo himself

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Kim’s feet look like they are covered in crusty crud. Zumba seems to have put on some weight. He’s got chubby little baby legs (a year too late, but ok). I hate the fact she gets any kind of visits with the kids. The little guy doesn’t seem to be thrilled either.

 

[Breadbear]

That poor, dysgenic baby.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I looked at the full pic on her Facebook, and I'm pretty sure neither of the pics of the kids is recent. Those are horrifyingly tiny and undecorated Easter Baskets on the floor in front of them; that one in front of Zoolander has a Chocolate Easter Bunny in it. The pic as her header has her Dad in the background and it looks like it's also old.

Wonder what role she and Dalton's brief reconciliation played in suddenly having the boy's pictures everywhere. Or maybe a DCFS agent noted that she seems to be overly focused on Felon Dick rather than her children.

 

[ZB927]

The pic as her header has her Dad in the background and it looks like it's also old.

That is not her dad. Hubert has been mostly bald for many years. The picture is indeed old since it was taken during greener weather. It's cold and shitty in Little Rock right now.



ETA other updates:

204, my ass. You can tell by the bottom of the door in the second picture that there is some slimming filter shit going on. Nice try Krustie.


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I'm glad to see Ray Ray looking happy and healthy



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Shannon Hills Arkansas? Did Darnell go to visit his family again and she's trying to make him jealous? (I think this was actually posted yesterday)

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

You can tell by the bottom of the door in the second picture that there is some slimming filter shit going on

I think the door is cracked open; if you look at her FGA photo, you can see the door latch nubbin (what's that thing called?) poking out.

ETA: Logannkenwood Logannkenwoo Logannkenwood will never replace Karrli Thomas Karrli Thomas.

 

[Bassomatic]

Sculpted by michelangelo himself
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Showing this to WW2 vets to bully them for stopping this.

 

[ZB927]

I think the door is cracked open; if you look at her FGA photo, you can see the door latch nubbin (what's that thing called?) poking out.

I noticed that too but the angle still looks off to me. Here's the other picture she posted behind the door.

 

[TismFarmer]

Sculpted by michelangelo himself

She looks,like they've made a live-action version of a trolls movie

 

[ZB927]

I KNEW IT!!! Bitch can't do dead fetus as well as Kimmie can though.

Spoiler: Supposed dead fetus under here

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sculpted by michelangelo himself
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Her foot is submerged in literal dirt?!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

There's way more blood involved in a miscarriage and no way is such a tiny fetus so perfectly formed.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

ETA: Logannkenwood Logannkenwoo Logannkenwood will never replace Karrli Thomas Karrli Thomas.

PREACH!!!

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I KNEW IT!!! Bitch can't do dead fetus as well as Kimmie can though.

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Spoiler: Supposed dead fetus under here

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Definitely fake and gay.