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Who is Skylan's biological father?

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John Andrews Stan dijo:
NGL, this is the only thread where I think an IRL meetup would be hilarious. We could just all rent RVs and park them in the local Wommart parking lot, sharing potluck meals sourced from the store. I bet we could even get Samantha to make an appearance at SammieCon.
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I'd love to meet Tonka too. He's a trip.

SammieCon 2026. Come in your finest Stitch attire!
 
ZB927 dijo:
She claims that a fellow named Cameron Bridgewater is the father but I think she was faking just trying to trap him. We'll see, now that she's with Dalton, if she continues the ruse.

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Oh jeez that is NOT OF THIS WOOOORLD! WTH Darnell and his skinny stretched alien head. Is that some filter magick or he’s just NOTW?
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Warst person in the world = a tarkalert
 
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The Queen of Autists dijo:
Oh jeez that is NOT OF THIS WOOOORLD! WTH Darnell and his skinny stretched alien head. Is that some filter magick or he’s just NOTW?
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He looks like the midpoint on an Animorphs book cover about horse kid. (Someone pls make me a Sammiemorphs Darnell book cover for Christmas.)

Tarkalert has followed the usual Sammieverse pet trajectory of being posted about once then never heard of again. Either she lost it, sold it to some other moron, or sat on it. RIP, good boi. I hate when anyone gets a pet in this thread.
 
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RonRiot dijo:
He looks like the midpoint on an Animorphs book cover about horse kid. (Someone pls make me a Sammiemorphs Darnell book cover for Christmas.)

Tarkalert has followed the usual Sammieverse pet trajectory of being posted about once then never heard of again. Either she lost it, sold it to some other moron, or sat on it. RIP, good boi. I hate when anyone gets a pet in this thread.
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We Need to put out a tarkalert for tarkalert!
 
Here we go... what'd I tell ya?!

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Edit - wuh-oh! This can't be good. Maybe they're putting on a united front for the kids and he's supporting her as she's turning herself in for the Endangering the Welfare of a Minor warrant?

Lol! Nah! I'll believe it when I see it!

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Kim has a new Facebook:

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Dalton's shows that he's been married since October 2024 (when he "married" Kimmie) and Robin Farmer is no longer in his friends list. I'm sure the stress of the demise of this long term, healthy relationship is what will cause the uncomplicated miscarriage of Robin's totally real 19 week pregnancy.

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NOOOOOO DALTON. You can do better than rotten crotch Kimmy.

She also got the kids taken away while he was in jail. I was hoping he would beat her ass for that.

Way to be a CUCK, Dalton. Kimmy running with 2-3 guy’s jizz in and on her. Disgusting. These people have NO shame.
 
I hope they never get them kids back, i hope kims womb falls out and the boys grow up together away from them. Hopefully the baby forgets them. Sadly aiden is too old for that.
 
Wow these people move fast. Robin has removed all mention of Dalton from her FB already.

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Kim's new FB
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Broccoli's FB remains unchanged, but Cameron (Lispy) deleted his most recent FB that had Kim on it.

I wanna hear what queen Sammie thinks about Dalton going back with Kim!

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She's on ALLL these people's friend lists
I am fond of the (wood) as if we didn't get it yet.
 
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Sounds like Dalton and Broccoli are arguing already. I hope they beat each other to death and take Kim with them.
 
Wasn't Kim TOTALLY FOR REALSIES pregnant by Lispy? And a week before that it was by broccoli and lispy. Wonder if the paternity will change or if she'll just drop that LARP all together

Edit: Broccoli/Justin updated his FB header. He's retroactively Father of Nutella, Mermaid and Ziploc now, just FYI

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I don't think it said all this before the latest Dalton reunion. As long as they never get the kids back (please please please), I LOVE this trio and hope TLC picks up the show.

Dalton probably got back with Kim not because of any sort of romantic feelings towards her kwashiorkor looking ass, but because she has a ready-to-go Kinsey Scale 4 twink for him to play with.

Ugh I just grossed my own self out.
 
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The Judean People's Front dijo:
Wasn't Kim TOTALLY FOR REALSIES pregnant by Lispy? And a week before that it was by broccoli and lispy. Wonder if the paternity will change or if she'll just drop that LARP all together

Edit: Broccoli/Justin updated his FB header. He's retroactively Father of Nutella, Mermaid and Ziploc now, just FYI

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I don't think it said all this before the latest Dalton reunion. As long as they never get the kids back (please please please), I LOVE this trio and hope TLC picks up the show.

Dalton probably got back with Kim not because of any sort of romantic feelings towards her kwashiorkor looking ass, but because she has a ready-to-go Kinsey Scale 4 twink for him to play with.

Ugh I just grossed my own self out.
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TLC would make a bunch off this train wreck. But then dim would get money and we can't have that.
 
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