💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Folgers Can]

ATTENTION: Nick is in the comments of the literal-who "auntie Deb" telling a commentor that Nick was merely quoting what CPS said about any kid testing positive as being an altetnate source....

Again with this shit:


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Even supposing for a moment that he really did just perfunctorily regurgitate some choice verbiage from the CHIPS "COMPLAINT [sic]" Petition in a manner that can somehow be completely divorced from the context in which he regurgitated it, that was still an immeasurably retarded thing to bring up at all and he still misses the point entirely. The point always was and is that a truly innocent man with zero fear about what he has called an "impossible result" would never have even made the mental leap to the notion of hypothetical upcoming positive test results' secondary sources of exposure, and would instead have dug in his heels with assurances that the children should be returned as soon as the tests inevitably all come back negative.

Or even better, a less retarded truly innocent man would not have been shooting his mouth off at all, when he had a vastly more experienced actual attorney sitting next to him that could have done all the talking. Instead this is just about all that the judge could get from counsel's table in that magic moment:

 

[AltisticRight]

Spoiler: Worthless

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At least the slatternly jezebel slut has some self awareness, that's she's in fact a worthless whore.
And your kids WILL hate you. For fuck's sake you named them utterly retarded shit like AaronRichard, MandyKaren and JulyEric. You're a fucking ridiculous and pathetic excuse of a human and don't care if your kids get bullied at school.

I bet he was on a “paleo” diet at some point as part of some macho health bullshit and just thinks it sounds cool.

Nah it's paleo-conservative plus Christian.
He wants to make a distinction between him and those pesky Jew lovers. He's a Nick Fuentes orbiter and married to a self-hating fat wife who wants to abolish women's rights to vote and an array of other unhinged pickme right wing whore shit. He used to go by "big papa fascist" and he's raising someone else's kids, well three of them anyway as two are his. Allegedly.
Nobel indeed until you realise he's also a retarded desTINY tier debate bro who uses retarded gotchas as arguments.

Think of it like the Myth of Sisyphus, but instead of a ball, its a giant reminder of your child-dosing cuckoldry, forever pushed up the hill.

The myth of syphilis.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Weren't a lot of them at around 100k? I remember a bunch of them fussing about getting near 100k. Like mindset, kurt, good lawgic, vices etc all talking about it on stream/celebrating/etc. It seems only good lawgic is flaundering. It's been like 3 years and he's still at 100k. Same with faggalot. He is at the exact same spot as he was when he got into the pippa drama. What does this mean? You balldo wash you get stuck in place?

Just goes to show that once you attach yourself to balldo, it doesn't come off easily. It has become an anchor that tied their fate to misery, squeezing the balls of their fortune until they rot away.

 

[Smiling Drought]

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This is probably one of the most revealing seethe cope slip ups from him I've seen yet involving 'his beef' with Kurt. Just look at this nigga.

lmao that is such little kid logic.

”well, you hating me just means you’re paying attention to me, so who’s the real loser here??”

 

[thebigdream]

Again with this shit:

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Even supposing for a moment that he really did just perfunctorily regurgitate some choice verbiage from the CHIPS "COMPLAINT [sic]" Petition in a manner that can somehow be completely divorced from the context in which he regurgitated it, that was still an immeasurably retarded thing to bring up at all and he still misses the point entirely. The point always was and is that a truly innocent man with zero fear about what he has called an "impossible result" would never have even made the mental leap to the notion of hypothetical upcoming positive test results' secondary sources of exposure, and would instead have dug in his heels with assurances that the children should be returned as soon as the tests inevitably all come back negative.

Or even better, a less retarded truly innocent man would not have been shooting his mouth off at all, when he had a vastly more experienced actual attorney sitting next to him that could have done all the talking. Instead this is just about all that the judge could get from counsel's table in that magic moment:

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Damn, so it's take him this long to come up with the 'magic words' that will finally put to rest that completely insane, self-incriminating statement. Except...oh wait, no one believes this for a second. What pointless drivel from the shoulderless, half-alive skeleton. Even if it were true and we accept that he was making some oblique reference to their wording, Mr Big Shot Lawyer should've thought to frame it as such for clarity, rather than portraying himself as a child abusing lunatic. No one would've batted an eye if he was clearly contesting something they'd said, in fact we'd probably hand it to him for realistically contesting part of their case for once. But that's just not how it's stated, and you don't get to cry about the intended meaning of words when you can't accurately communicate. That makes you a tard.

 

[not william stenchever]

Rekieta is a pretender and he knows he is a pretender. That deep insecurity fuels so much of his monstrousness.

He's never even done something mildly difficult in his life that he can reflect on proudly. He's never cut down trees and split the logs into cordwood, he's never removed snow from his neighbors' driveways with a tractor with no expectation of recompense, he's probably never even taken care of a neighbor's dog while they go on a vacation.

He knows on an intimate level that he is an abhuman with an artificial existence.

 

[Grayback]

You'd trust him with this... right?

(twitter/archive)

 

[not william stenchever]

You'd trust him with this... right?

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I'd trust him to advocate for legal cocaine for all ages.

And to advocate for destroying the first amendment to keep people from bringing up the time he gave his 8 year old daughter a metric fuckton of cocaine.

 

[That's not TRUE]

You'd trust him with this... right?

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Better than making him head of the ATF I guess...

 

[newuser131]

You'd trust him with this... right?

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it says legal professional. this automatic disqualifies rekieta.

 

[Stiffy]

He should try colloidal silver. That's maybe the only substance he hasn't abused yet.

He could end up looking like this.
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Nick with Argyria would be hilarious,

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Just goes to show that once you attach yourself to balldo, it doesn't come off easily. It has become an anchor that tied their fate to misery, squeezing the balls of their fortune until they rot away.

Nick is like the modern day Sisyphus, forever dragging the balldo up a hill only to be dragged back down to start over. Sissyphus.

 

[Red Frida]

Every English kid of a certain age knows 1001 nights. How would we know Aladdin, Ali Baba and the 40 thieves, Sinbad, etc. without 1001 nights?

When Kayla heard she had to do 1,001 Arabian Knights for her English class she asked Nick to pay for her flight to Hedonism III: Dubai.

 

[CoomerTine]

The absolute balls on this fucking asshole

He’s not the bad guy for his daughter consuming cocaine, you’re the bad guy for demanding answers about his personal life!

 

[clickbait]

Every English kid of a certain age knows 1001 nights. How would we know Aladdin, Ali Baba and the 40 thieves, Sinbad, etc. without 1001 nights?

Cartoons and comedy and online shopping.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

CLASS 100: THE SCHOOL WELCOMES NICK REKIETA

FYI: Auntie Deb, or Jimmy, is a proclaimed former cocaine abuser.

Auntie Deb introduced Nick as his honorary gay bitch.

Auntie Deb likes the way Nick handles his "beefs," i.e. Kurt. This guy loves the Cooking with Kurt and micropeen bit.

Apparently, Nick has sent superchats to Auntie Deb in the past.

Nick rehashes why he has an issue with Kurt. He speaks vaguely about a ninety minute phone with Kurt.


ADDICTION:

"Found a way to make everyday a party." Refers to doing coke at Mar a Lago.

0:27

Nick says he made Kurt's loyal viewers.

2:28

He complains of isolation in MN. It's too conservative. He doesn't feel free to be himself. But on the Internet, he can connect with more open-minded people.

ON BEING GAY, LIVING IN A SMALL TOWN, MACHINE GUN KELLY AND HIS DAD, ROBERT REKIETA:

Nick is "so gay for Machine Gun Kelly." "I get a badge every month on YouTube Music that says I am a top half percent Machine Gun Kelly listener." He continues, "there is a line from The Outlaw Overture... 'I feel confined by societal norms, I was born to walk the line.'"

3:15

He likes to make people uncomfortable at soccer games by wearing a suit.

The following clip is about Nick's dad and the most valuable lesson he learned from him. It's okay to be weird.

2:14

DRUGS OR "COKE-HEAD LOGIC":

The arrest, his hair follicle tests were the highest score. My dealer is fun to hang around with. The kids didn't know about the drugs. Auntie Deb excuses using drugs around kids. There's a not so vague reference to MNPR controlling the narrative, rather than Nick.

Compares himself to Johnny Depp giving his daughter pot. What frustrates Nick is Depp's fans can overlook that, but his audience cannot. That being said, Nick's current fan-base forgives him.

It's difficult for Nick to deal with ten-thousand people a day calling him a child abuser. If he were Johnny Depp, he would've gotten away with it.

3:49

He's won two pole-dancing competitions.

0:30

He doesn't like being called an addict, yet he calls himself a dopamine addict.

It's hard for Nick to comprehend if only they had done more coke, they wouldn't have been charged with anything.

0:43

Didn't have to use his "mouth or knife to get drugs." He was insulated with pretend social media money and didn't have to be around crime for which he's very thankful. He and his dealer are "just two guys hanging out." Auntie Deb calls him "the perfect addict."

1:34

The "Black-Eyed Mugshot Story." He was drunk and thought he was doing a rail of coke; however, it turned to be ketamine and he fell.

0:21

He claims to have done ketamine hundreds of times in order to reach a hallucinatory state.

He describes his ketamine trip like he was a stormy cloud and God was above him. A tendril came down towards him and Nick's stormy cloud reached out a tendril in return. God told him "he's where he needs to be." That was haunting for him because he, to this day, he tries to understand what it meant.

2:20

AUNTIE DEB "LET'S BE GOSSIPY BITCHES"

Nick loves being called a ho'.

He'll be building an Optimus Prime Lego set on stream with WendyH10 on December 6th on MLS's channel. He also own's the Manchester Soccer Stadium Lego set. Bragged that Kayla's Lego obsession cost more than drugs.

He does weed when he needs to sleep or has anxiety.

0:05

They talk about the drama surrounding Turtle Boy.

Nick tells a dirty joke. He bombs, blushes, contemplates the cope sip, then relinquishes and sips.

0:27

Talks about the first time he was doxed around the James Demore era.

This is just an observation on my part, but as the conversation no longer revolves around Nick, he starts vaping. This was around two hours and forty minutes.

Nick manages to regain the upper-hand in the show and talk about himself regarding privacy.

1:44

He invited Auntie Deb to appear on his show for "A DIRECT EXAMINATION." Auntie Deb is totally down for it.

They talk about something called "pickle boards." I had to look it up. It's a paddle used in BDSM sessions.

Additional STUPID Attn: Jimmy of Auntie Debbb, is openly gay, and he views TROLLS as good interaction for the YT algorithm.

I concur. So if your NakadashiTomadachi, and you're reading this, take heed.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

He does weed when he needs to sleep or has anxiety.

So did he get a medical card(does MN even have a medical card?), or has his PO just completely checked out?

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Can anyone a

The absolute balls on this fucking asshole

He’s not the bad guy for his daughter consuming cocaine, you’re the bad guy for demanding answers about his personal life!

Can anyone actually give me an example of people demanding answers about his personal life? Post arrest? Pre-arrest I think he had many people trying to understand what the truth was. But the idea that those people are some how worse than him is just wild to me.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's life is like the Ship of Feces-us. It's a lesser known take the ship of Theseus. Basically, Nick's life is shit, and he tried to test that life with drugs. But when he was all high, he dropped the ship of Feces-us in the water, and it just kinda drifted apart and Nick drowned in poo water.

Moral of the story? Don't do drugs, don't dose your daughter on coke, don't take poppers and go to Gay90s, and dump your fiancée if she's still boning an ex.

 

[Pentamidine]

Again with this shit:

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Even supposing for a moment that he really did just perfunctorily regurgitate some choice verbiage from the CHIPS "COMPLAINT [sic]" Petition in a manner that can somehow be completely divorced from the context in which he regurgitated it, that was still an immeasurably retarded thing to bring up at all and he still misses the point entirely. The point always was and is that a truly innocent man with zero fear about what he has called an "impossible result" would never have even made the mental leap to the notion of hypothetical upcoming positive test results' secondary sources of exposure, and would instead have dug in his heels with assurances that the children should be returned as soon as the tests inevitably all come back negative.

Or even better, a less retarded truly innocent man would not have been shooting his mouth off at all, when he had a vastly more experienced actual attorney sitting next to him that could have done all the talking. Instead this is just about all that the judge could get from counsel's table in that magic moment:

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Obvious blatant lie by Nick.

What Nick said in court:

What was in the petition:


He wasn't reading from the petition, he wasn't quoting it, he used completely different verbiage - he was paraphrasing the petition from memory. The context was he was asking the Judge to allow him visitation of his kids while they were in foster care. "Uhhhh by the way if one of the kids happens to test positive, they said it wasn't me" was not relevant to what he was saying to the judge. He was 100% getting ahead of what he knew would be a positive test.

BTW the petition says only the older children said that if they tested positive it was from somewhere else. The youngest daughter (the one who tested positive) made no such declaration.

He likes to make people uncomfortable at soccer games by wearing a suit.

No one is uncomfortable if you wear a suit to a soccer game. They probably don't even notice if you're in a business suit. But Nick doesn't just show up in a suit, he shows up dressed like Leisure Suit Larry. Nick consistently misinterprets "wow look at this retard" with people being uncomfortable.