💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[John Andrews Stan]

Extreme overexposure to the Balldoverse has attached a permanent "ick" factor to all known Kaylas of the world for me.

I didn’t realize Kayla was such a popular Hebrew name in the religious community until the last couple of years. It’s most unfortunate.

 

[StarTrak]

11111 Pages so far, what happens next?

 

[TexOffender]

 

[not william stenchever]

Happy 11111 day everyone.

We'll catch up with Kayla's bodycount soon enough.

 

[StarTrak]

I saw Kayla listed in someone's phone as "Cock Sock." LOL

Edit: HEY NICK, that's pretty funny, right?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Happy 11111 day everyone.

We'll catch up with Kayla's bodycount soon enough.

I think we know the lower bound.

 

[Soapmore]

11111 Pages so far, what happens next?

You tell us!

 

[TexOffender]

I saw Kayla listed in someone's phone as "Cock Sock." LOL

Edit: HEY NICK, that's pretty funny, right?

Kayla got them jokes. Wonder what her nickname for Nick is?

 

[Vibralldo]

I saw Kayla listed in someone's phone as "Cock Sock." LOL

Edit: HEY NICK, that's pretty funny, right?

And weird

 

[Soapmore]

Kayla got them jokes. Wonder what her nickname for Nick is?

1. Liar
2. Limpy
3. Balldont

 

[not william stenchever]

Kayla got them jokes. Wonder what her nickname for Nick is?

Captain Picnotard

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Kayla got them jokes. Wonder what her nickname for Nick is?

The real unsolved mystery is what her Qover nickname was.

 

[not william stenchever]

The real unsolved mystery is what her Qover nickname was.

A-A-Ron would probably want to call her Snow Angel and Nick would probably want to call her Dazed Doormat.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

And weird

Let's speak Balldo!

"Funny": embarrassing
"Weird": true
"or whatever": I am really disturbed people know this about me, this frightens me
"Homie": I am trying to establish dominance, and failing
"Brother": I am lying but trying to sound like I am straight talking
"Did I?"" I did
"Defamatory": true, fact based, not only true but damaging to the fake image I project
"Really like": despise, hate
"Love": lust after, fixate on
"Soon": never

and so on

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I do, I have 4 Kaylas in my contacts

Edit to add that none of them are Rekieta

But come on, you'd enter them like every woman enters contacts and driving directions:

Kayla from Church
Kayla from High School
Kayla from the planet fitness 2 blocks from mom's house.
Kayla the Kandiyohi Koke Whore (KKK)

 

[StarTrak]

Let's speak Balldo!

"Funny": embarrassing
"Weird": true
"or whatever": I am really disturbed people know this about me, this frightens me
"Homie": I am trying to establish dominance, and failing
"Brother": I am lying but trying to sound like I am straight talking
"Did I?"" I did
"Defamatory": true, fact based, not only true but damaging to the fake image I project
"Really like": despise, hate
"Love": lust after, fixate on
"Soon": never

and so on

This should be required reading for anyone new to Lord Balldo.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

A-A-Ron would probably want to call her Snow Angel and Nick would probably want to call her Dazed Doormat.

I figured it was something half-assed like The Trekkie.

Ape, Aaron and Qayla probably laughed their drug-addled asses off at "Chaos" until Nick seethed with narc rage and threatened to beat one of the children and/or kill himself.

Edit: Sorry, "Qhaos"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kayla got them jokes. Wonder what her nickname for Nick is?

IIRC she prefers to call him Nicholas. No offense if that’s your name but Nicholas just sounds like a preschooler to me. By which I mean it suits Nick and I’m sure he loves being dommed like that in public.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Kayla got them jokes. Wonder what her nickname for Nick is?

Umm Cock Sock?

Because obviously socks for Jamaicans cum in pairs.

 

[Swole McPole]

Because the only people who know 1,001 Nights are Poles who grew up reading it in their school reader.

Every English kid of a certain age knows 1001 nights. How would we know Aladdin, Ali Baba and the 40 thieves, Sinbad, etc. without 1001 nights?