💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Oxyjen]

The contrarian in me flips this: the person that is redacting names and dates is relying on Kayla being in a pill haze for anonymity. Seems a sketchy and risky proposition if identity needs to be kept private.

There has been some talk of Star Trek online games. Is it possible that Kayla had this convo with someone who is basically anonymous on there, or it was long enough ago and deleted on the game that she can’t go back and see whatever that person said about themselves.
I agree it would have lent a lot of credibility to see the other side of the exchange though.

Ape just put the screws to Lord Balldo, lol

You know that’s not actually April and is a troll using Patrick Melton’s psychotic “supertip” system, right? Just checking!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Thread tax: Nick is a faggot who claims to be Polish but has most certainly not provided his children with a broad spectrum of literature with which to enrich themselves.

Thank God he hasn't attempted to make any Polish dishes. I am uneasy thinking of what this cuck would do to pierogi or God forbid bigos.

I'm sure he'd fuck up kielbasa so bad it'd look like a big black dildo.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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"It is 2023, my husband is cheating on me with Discord thots, he is tricked into serenading a man"
"It is 2024, my husband is cheating on me with a young blond coke whore, she invites herself into my marriage"
"It is 2025, my husband is cheating on me with a frumpy 20-something autistic, she's taken Ethan Ralph's loads".

 

[StarTrak]

@StarTrak do you happen to have any details about the chiropractor's office choke slam incident?

I don't have any additional information about Nick choke slamming his child at the chiropractor's office.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Thank God he hasn't attempted to make any Polish dishes. I am uneasy thinking of what this cuck would do to pierogi or God forbid bigos.

I'm sure he'd fuck up kielbasa so bad it'd look like a big black dildo.

I'm convinced every time Rekieta cooks food it's a Holocaust of flavor.

 

[StarTrak]

You know that’s not actually April and is a troll using Patrick Melton’s psychotic “supertip” system, right? Just checking!

I know, it just sounds hilarious to me though.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

OOOOOFFFFFF.

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@StarTrak

This pure distilled lunacy is why i have to follow him. Imagine explaining this picture to a normal person.

- so, here he pretends to not recognize that this is a leaked text message from his wife...
- wait, so people pay to send superchats in his wife's voice?
- no, the text is a leak from his wife, but the voice and the picture is of his sidepiece.
- so it's his wife text but read by his mistress? Huh...
- not exactly a mistress, she and her husband, that Steel Toe guy, were in the polycule together
- wasn't the Toe's wife their nanny?
- Yes. And people pay for the superchats, but a cut goes to a fat pedophile
- wait, didn't he sue him?
- no, this is a different guy...

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This pure distilled lunacy is why i have to follow him. Imagine explaining this picture to a normal person.

- so, here he pretends to not recognize that this is a leaked text message from his wife...
- wait, so people pay to send superchats in his wife's voice?
- no, the text is a leak from his wife, but the voice and the picture is of his sidepiece.
- so it's his wife text but read by his mistress? Huh...
- not exactly a mistress, she and her husband, that Steel Toe guy, were in the polycule together
- wasn't the Toe's wife their nanny?
- Yes. And people pay for the superchats, but a cut goes to a fat pedophile
- wait, didn't he sue him?
- no, this is a different guy...

The writers of LA Law would turn this down as a spec script. That's how insane this is.

 

[not william stenchever]

The writers of LA Law would turn this down as a spec script. That's how insane this is.

Arrested Development but it's Minnesota and oil money.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Arrested Development but it's Minnesota and oil money.

Did Arrested Development ever have an IRS plotline?

 

[Red Frida]

The contrarian in me flips this: the person that is redacting names and dates is relying on Kayla being in a pill haze for anonymity. Seems a sketchy and risky proposition if identity needs to be kept private.

How many people enter contact information with last names? Why is it Kayla Rekieta and not Kayla?

 

[not william stenchever]

Did Arrested Development ever have an IRS plotline?

There's always money in the Balldo Stand.

 

[elb]

How many people enter contact information with last names? Why is it Kayla Rekieta and not Kayla?

I do, I have 4 Kaylas in my contacts

Edit to add that none of them are Rekieta

 

[Sneed Force One]

I do, I have 4 Kaylas in my contacts

Edit to add that none of them are Rekieta

Extreme overexposure to the Balldoverse has attached a permanent "ick" factor to all known Kaylas of the world for me.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

How many people enter contact information with last names? Why is it Kayla Rekieta and not Kayla?

People do not do that? I put their first name, last name, and even what they do for work in parentheses in their contact name. But in my job I have to stay in touch with many people, so maybe that is just me.

 

[TexOffender]

People do not do that? I put their first name, last name, and even what they do for work in parentheses in their contact name. But in my job I have to stay in touch with many people, so maybe that is just me.

Nope I do it too. Have everyones full name in my phone.

 

[Vibralldo]

but with no signs of Riley's travels continuing further westward toward Spicer or Saint Cloud, this trip may end up being very boring indeed.

Nick would be dumb enough to send him to fuck with Aaron on his behalf and Riley's dumb enough to do it

 

[Chibitzen]

This pure distilled lunacy is why i have to follow him. Imagine explaining this picture to a normal person.

- so, here he pretends to not recognize that this is a leaked text message from his wife...
- wait, so people pay to send superchats in his wife's voice?
- no, the text is a leak from his wife, but the voice and the picture is of his sidepiece.
- so it's his wife text but read by his mistress? Huh...
- not exactly a mistress, she and her husband, that Steel Toe guy, were in the polycule together
- wasn't the Toe's wife their nanny?
- Yes. And people pay for the superchats, but a cut goes to a fat pedophile
- wait, didn't he sue him?
- no, this is a different guy...

And Kayla just tolerates it.. but the texts show why nothing will ever change, at least with her help.

 

[Sneed Force One]

People do not do that? I put their first name, last name, and even what they do for work in parentheses in their contact name. But in my job I have to stay in touch with many people, so maybe that is just me.

I do it even with direct and close relatives, for me its a weird fanciful idea that someone in an emergency may need to contact a specific person via my phone's information, and I don't want it to be vague.

 

[Chibitzen]

How many people enter contact information with last names? Why is it Kayla Rekieta and not Kayla?

Some people only use last names

Also, ...Happy 11111th page, Nick!