🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[𝓗𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓦𝓸𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓮𝓽]

Fully MATI at her “strong women” quote. Strong women don’t need asspats for being strong. Strong women don’t celebrate themselves for being strong. Strong women put the work in, whether people are looking or not. Strong women are consistent; they’re diligent; they behave with integrity and honour.

However strong you are physically, true strength comes from strength of character. You do what needs to be done. You don’t complain, you act, and at times make calculated decisions of self-sacrifice without being a martyr. Strong women—and people for that matter—keep themselves healthy so they can be of service to those around them when needed, often without being asked. Strong people are humble and considerate and aim to be an example to those around them. Strong people lift up others emotionally, spiritually, and physically when needed.

This bitch I swear. She is anathema to the concept of strength of any sort. Holy fuck.

 

[xivnuhranx]

Morning Viking Dump:
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I found the machine (the colors are customizable and a red machine is shown as an example). Luckily it has dimensions, so I used a bit of measuring and perspective to figure out she is jumping about 8" and struggling.

Meanwhile, the old ladies at my gym love these plastic stepper things to do box jumps on. At max height as shown in the image, the platform is 10" tall. These women don't look like they're about to die with every single jump, but you also don't get to 70 years old being super morbidly obese like Anna. The weight limit is 350lb, which is why Anna has to use a machine for belt squats that's designed to hold the weight of a medium-sized horse.

 

[OttoWest]

Playing this shoot off like it’s purposefully bad doesn’t hide the fact she thought in all seriousness that she could pull off glam ham on the roof.

Spoiler

lol that jawline is practically a straight line.

 

[thejackal2]

@OttoWest got them all archived
she has the medicated middle age wine and pill addict eyes of Britney Spears here. It's a lewk, I guess. The spiral continues. This week without her single paid friend is gonna be a good one for reactors and farmers.

 

[Small Obama]

Lol she looks like Miss Piggy in that getup

 

[head lamb]

That's a big ass hoof.

 

[cybercybe]

Lol she looks like Miss Piggy in that getup

I was thinking the exact same thing. It even looked like she has hooves.

 

[xivnuhranx]

That's a big ass hoof.

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She keeps using the .5x lens on the iPhone to make herself look thinner. It stretches out anything near the edge of the lens, like her feet. She still has huge hooves even when I try to fix the photo a bit to simulate what it possibly looked liked. I'm not an expert photo editor, so take my version with a grain of salt.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

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Im sorry in advance

Im wondering how long before she injures herself? she been pretty lucky with all her different fitness fads but at some point, her luck must run out. Or does she have the same cockroach luck Chantal has?

 

[Potato Burrito]

@OttoWest got them all archived
she has the medicated middle age wine and pill addict eyes of Britney Spears here. It's a lewk, I guess. The spiral continues. This week without her single paid friend is gonna be a good one for reactors and farmers.
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Gunt wore it better

 

[Poopfart]

Gunt wore it better

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Lol she really did. Those black bow shoes make sense…silver sparkly shoes and a rose gold sequin dress makes zero sense.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Im wondering how long before she injures herself? she been pretty lucky with all her different fitness fads but at some point, her luck must run out. Or does she have the same cockroach luck Chantal has?

We've been saying for the past 5 years - and through multiple bullshit 'activity' arcs - that this bitch is going to roll an ankle, blow out a knee, throw out her back, etc. and nothing has happened... well, that we know of.

I'm beginning to think it's narcissistic cockroach luck at its finest.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

We've been saying for the past 5 years - and through multiple bullshit 'activity' arcs - that this bitch is going to roll an ankle, blow out a knee, throw out her back, etc. and nothing has happened... well, that we know of.

I'm beginning to think it's narcissistic cockroach luck at its finest.

She just isn't doing a whole lot, and constantly has professionals up her ass
I don't recall her ever going into a new LARP without first shopping far and wide for all the trendy accesories, doctors and trainers required, she's the kinda woman that can't get into a hobby before having the whole kit bought beforehand to take photos with, and really it's just an excuse to shop, so she always has someone who's miserable job it is to stand by her and show her how to properly do one (1) barely-rep to take a picture of and then pat herself on the back and go home, so she never even has the time or ability to hurt herself because she never actually does more than the bare minimum required to pose for instagram

TLDR can't strain yourself trying if you don't try

 

[Jizzrag]

Here’s Anna, deathly ill with with her weird new severe type of flu.

0:05

 

[thejackal2]

Here’s Anna, deathly ill with with her weird new severe type of flu.
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Opioids and wine are a helluva drug.

 

[Emotional Support Goose]

Lol she really did. Those black bow shoes make sense…silver sparkly shoes and a rose gold sequin dress makes zero sense.

Makes sense when you're schmacked on wine and Vicodin. This is pillhead behavior if I've ever seen it. I at least hope she remembers to feed Data and checks on his water bowl

 

[HamFan]

Here’s Anna, deathly ill with with her weird new severe type of flu.
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She's drunk, period.
Who the fuck thinks they are sexy when they are sick, let alone the flu? Who would want to do makeup with mucus coming out of everywhere? She's so lazy and uncreative to make that her excuse.

Wtf is wrong with her, lol. Skipped Jon's wedding to dress up and get drunk on her balcony, alone.

I don't want to speculation spiral, but I wonder if Jon had a talk with her pre-wedding. Like, "You know I love you and you are one of my best friends, besides being my boss [he has to say that], but please don't pull a psychosomatic shrimp on my wedding day. Please?" And this is the result.

 

[chilly like a villy]

Jon probably isn't the petty bitch I am but if Anna is gonna back out of her "friend's" wedding, trying to pull a patient 0, and act perfectly well on social media, she better send a nice wedding gift.

Eta, I don't think he's bummed or unhappy she's not going, but the theatrics of claiming she's ill etc makes me think they didn't discuss it privately and she needed an out. I just wonder if she also wanted an out from the wedding gift that would pay for her dinner and seat.

 

[thejackal2]

She's drunk, period.
Who the fuck thinks they are sexy when they are sick, let alone the flu? Who would want to do makeup with mucus coming out of everywhere? She's so lazy and uncreative to make that her excuse.

Wtf is wrong with her, lol. Skipped Jon's wedding to dress up and get drunk on her balcony, alone.

All of her addictions (social media, booze, food, attention) are as bad as they've ever been. I think if she doesn't go home for the holidays and get some real talk from dad she's cooked. She probably is either way, but I'm talking like she's gonna have to go to forced in patient rehab soon the way she's trending the last year.

Jon probably isn't the petty bitch I am but if Anna is gonna back out of her "friend's" wedding, trying to pull a patient 0, and act perfectly well on social media, she better send a nice wedding gift.

Jon just got the best news of his life. The reddit theory some of them have that he's bummed is insane. He doesn't want her there. His fiance probably argued with him about even inviting her. A solo Anna at a destination wedding drunk off her ass? Fuck that shit.

 

[OttoWest]

All of her addictions (social media, booze, food, attention) are as bad as they've ever been. I think if she doesn't go home for the holidays and get some real talk from dad she's cooked.

Have we even seen dad or step mom this year? The last time she documented traveling to Ohio was in December of 2024. I wonder how Tom Sr. feels about the elective lipo arc.