The medical mystery that is Anna just posted that she's basically patient zero for some weird (quirky!) mega flu strain
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Apparently there IS a new H3 mutation that could hit certain groups harder: elderly and "vulnerable", i.e. morbidly obese Chronic Illness Warriors like Anna
link to flu article
Austistic post ahead:
Let's break down that attention seeking IG post into a more a realistic translation:
-Her "friend" has covid = Jon has covid.
-Weird new severe type of flu = whether she's sick or not, this is just Anna lying some more about her health with vague information that can't be easily disproven by haydurs.
-We caught it early= attempt to sound heroic and brave by framing it as a much more serious illness than it is, like they caught cancer early. She's done this type of baiting before, by saying "stage 4" lipedema.
-She's a bit bummed = always resilient and optimistic even when going through a tough time
-Cancel Cool Things like a friend's wedding in Mexico, ACL concert, and most laughable, cheering on her friends at their comps =
Biggest X for doubt on all of these things.
- Friends wedding- influencer event or not real
- Anna hates going to music events and historically either leaves super early or doesn't go at all
- These people do not need and probably do not want someone like Anna "cheering" for them. Because look at her.
-So bummed and sick poor widdle Anna, with her huge ugly Elton John glasses and super serial N95 mask, looking all greasy and unwashed = Feel sorry for meeeee and all my new, convenient excuses on why I
won't be doing All The Joyful Things! and
will be a gross slob laying fatly in bed surrounded by Nandos and Quest chip bags.
*edit ninja'd AGAIN by the queen
@head lamb about the UK flu!!