🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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She asked for a covid test which instead revealed that she had a new, severe strain of influenza? What? I've never encountered omnivirus testing, is it really a thing?
Flus A, B, and COVID can all be tested on one swab, and are available commercially OTC as one test. Though I've never heard anyone call Flu B "new" before lol.
 
Bird flu? From the goose?

Im joking but she made it sound so serious like it is bird flu or something.
Well, there is a new strain popping up in the UK and Canada that's been sending folks to the hospital.
With the government shutdown and current handling of the CDC, who the fuck knows what that means for the US?

Good job getting out there and spraying your germs all over the gym (that doesn't seem to have any cleaning stations), not to mention dry-humping your one-legged coach after testing the limits of the pullup bar.
 
The medical mystery that is Anna just posted that she's basically patient zero for some weird (quirky!) mega flu strain

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Apparently there IS a new H3 mutation that could hit certain groups harder: elderly and "vulnerable", i.e. morbidly obese Chronic Illness Warriors like Anna
link to flu article

Austistic post ahead:

Let's break down that attention seeking IG post into a more a realistic translation:

-Her "friend" has covid = Jon has covid.

-Weird new severe type of flu = whether she's sick or not, this is just Anna lying some more about her health with vague information that can't be easily disproven by haydurs.

-We caught it early= attempt to sound heroic and brave by framing it as a much more serious illness than it is, like they caught cancer early. She's done this type of baiting before, by saying "stage 4" lipedema.

-She's a bit bummed = always resilient and optimistic even when going through a tough time

-Cancel Cool Things like a friend's wedding in Mexico, ACL concert, and most laughable, cheering on her friends at their comps =
Biggest X for doubt on all of these things.
  1. Friends wedding- influencer event or not real
  2. Anna hates going to music events and historically either leaves super early or doesn't go at all
  3. These people do not need and probably do not want someone like Anna "cheering" for them. Because look at her.
-So bummed and sick poor widdle Anna, with her huge ugly Elton John glasses and super serial N95 mask, looking all greasy and unwashed = Feel sorry for meeeee and all my new, convenient excuses on why I won't be doing All The Joyful Things! and will be a gross slob laying fatly in bed surrounded by Nandos and Quest chip bags.

*edit ninja'd AGAIN by the queen @head lamb about the UK flu!!
 
Anna is just so busy! Busy, busy, busy! Not to mention popular with all those new friends from the gym and the billiards parlor— you know, the ones she’s constantly photographed with?

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Seeing her with compression off (but filters still on) just certifies my contention that her weight has gone up, not down.
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Meanwhile back in Valhalla…

BrunhildAnna dijo:
“How did she get so big?” “Why is she so fat?” Here’s a little secret: I don’t think about what got me here. In fact I try to waste as little time as possible thinking about things I simply cannot change.

Yes, she actually says this.

Meanwhile the mirrors have a tough time keeping up with the Filter Queen (ty Reddit):
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RIP to that bar. I’ve been going to gym/Y/whatever for 20 years. I have never, ever seen someone’s fat gobble up equipment like this. That thing is sinking in INCHES DEEP.
 
Anna is just so busy! Busy, busy, busy! Not to mention popular with all those new friends from the gym and the billiards parlor— you know, the ones she’s constantly photographed with?

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Yes, she actually says this.

Meanwhile the mirrors have a tough time keeping up with the Filter Queen (ty Reddit):
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RIP to that bar. I’ve been going to gym/Y/whatever for 20 years. I have never, ever seen someone’s fat gobble up equipment like this. That thing is sinking in INCHES DEEP.
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She forgot to sign off : I’m Anna O’Brien and I approve this message after that campaign ad she did about not worrying about what made her fat and focusing on the future.
 
“How did she get so big?” “Why is she so fat?” Here’s a little secret: I don’t think about what got me here. In fact I try to waste as little time as possible thinking about things I simply cannot change.


Yes, she actually says this.
And this is why Anna will never, ever lose weight. In fact, I think ALR and Chantal have a better chance of losing weight than she ever will (even though that chance is 0.0000001%). She refuses to do any self-reflection and seems to be regressing in maturity as she gets older. Her old blog posts from around 10 years ago demonstrated much more maturity than she does today. She was still really immature back then, but at least she admitted she was binge eating and it was causing her to gain weight.
 
And this is why Anna will never, ever lose weight. In fact, I think ALR and Chantal have a better chance of losing weight than she ever will (even though that chance is 0.0000001%).
And yet Anna over the last couple of years has been accessing health professionals who could have actually helped her, if she would listen and accept she needed to chance her lifestyle. Instead she deliberately chose to ignore the ones who were honest with her, instead shopping for the snake oil sales crew that were happy to just feed her delusional rhetoric.
 
“How did she get so big?” “Why is she so fat?” Here’s my whole problem: I don’t think about what got me here. In fact I try to waste as little time as possible thinking about things I simply won't change.

Yes, she actually says this.
Edited for accuracy.

RIP to that bar. I’ve been going to gym/Y/whatever for 20 years. I have never, ever seen someone’s fat gobble up equipment like this. That thing is sinking in INCHES DEEP.
The only inches she'll ever get.
 
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