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Wrong nudnik, he admitted he's not hitting every bullet. He's hitting 5/6 but still getitng melted first.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Is our boy having a bad day or has he had a serious neurological decline recently?
He's been bad for years but this pre-stream is out of control. His weird mouth twitches are going into overdrive, he's licking his lips constantly and he's unlocked a very strange tic where he holds his hand up to his ear like he's answering an imaginary phone which I've never seen before.
He's been bad for years but this pre-stream is out of control. His weird mouth twitches are going into overdrive, he's licking his lips constantly and he's unlocked a very strange tic where he holds his hand up to his ear like he's answering an imaginary phone which I've never seen before.
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And he acts surprised that he has so many clippers and restreamers. He gets an invite from a big streamer and then does a stream that’s just him bitching about money, talking about schedules, and reacting to trailers.
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He's fucking GAY! AND A MOUTH BREATHER!
Dr Pavel I'm CIA
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That CoD talk was just pure trash, but one thing I find funny is he kept saying "that game is nothing like classic black ops".
I'd be curious to hear him define what classic black ops gameplay is. He's also once again acting like he's some sort of CoD veteran...
Why EVERY SINGLE TIME something is happening in the vortex he needs to yap about stupid uninteresting stuff for 2h before talking about the thing that interest people ? I hope he does that on purpose.
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This is what this fucker has done to me...
He said not even a few weeks ago that neither of them are trying to be pros and that he learned that he doesn't have to be good at games to hold an audience (or some shit) so chasing "the bag" playing COD or BF6 is stupid
Dude would retcon what time he told you it was an hour later
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We know he follows detractor khantent religiously, he must've seen people post his clips of CoD (or any other shooter) where they slow down his gameplay to 0.25x speed and see that he always keeps the gun pointed way too low causing him to end up aiming at an opponent's crotch area 80% of the time which also causes him to miss all the damn time. How the hell does he square that circle? I mean, we know how, in his deluisonal mind he probably thinks it's a deceptively edited clip and nowadays he may even use a new cope by saying it's manipulated with AI but seriously, what the fuck.
Another thing, aiming your gun way too low all the time is a common mistake newbies at FPSs make, hell I remember that was my biggest issue when I first started playing FPS games way back in the day and it's so easy to correct once you identify that it's a problem. He's been playing games "professionally" for 17 years and not only has he not improved at all, his gaming skill for the majority of game genres has regressed. His mere existence is a debunk for the 10k hour rule.
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Imagine being a contrarian bitch whining about a trailer for a children's movie in order to generate attention for your shitty podcast and even shittier opinions.
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His autism is just so odd. WHY ARENT THESE MOVIES/SHOWS EXACTLY LIKE THE GAME? THIS WASNT IN THE GAME!!!!!! He never has a good reason for not liking something.
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"Only nerds and jerks who micro analyze have a problem with the Fallout TV show!" while sperging about how Mario fucked up the story and stuff lmao. Asmon really set him off he is just saying shit that makes no sense and contradicting himself 5 minutes later.
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That bit in the CoD rant about how only trolls want him to play games that make him angry made zero sense. Nothing makes DSP screech at his TV and act like a fag more than fighting games, and one of his biggest long-time "pahsitive supporters" is Jaxx, who almost exclusively tips Phil during fighting game streams. Just another one of his weird schizophrenic rants to justify missing goals or struggling to meet them.
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DSP wants to do the Asmon thing Monday or Tuesday. He is doing the usual "He doesn't watch my raw kahntent! I'm not banned on Twitch! I'm not poor!" cope shit he does before potential interactions with people. All I know is DSP is going to try and feed Asmon the prestream for the entire thing and he better be ready for it.
He's just very excited he's being given the chance to beg to 100k live viewers.
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He "grew up on" old talk radio like Howard Stern, and those guys love stretching out bits to keep listeners tuned in for the whole show to hear the part they want. He's gotta keep up those youtube quarter hours.
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damn he's extra pms today. sir gold must not have given him the response he wanted.
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Ivy League schools = the Gramblings of the North apparently.
That's all out of context dude.
It's weird considering he knows he has eyes on him.
He actually has convinced himself he is some form of news source.
Add 'movie trailer' to the list of shit he doesn't know.
How does he know? Because doody (I'm assuming it was him as the banned from twitch is one of his favorites) was in Asmon's chat spreading false info about one topic?
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He killed me from so far. So again, he has to have a scope, right? Yep, look. Uhh, yeah.
Or at least a great sight. There is no way he is killing me from that far without a good scope or something.
If its not possible for Phil, its not possible for anyone else. No chance he just sucks. No chance he has astigmatism or failing eye sight. Also camping like the old man he is.
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Slow-Mo of last death. You sure got him, buddy.
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Or at least a great sight. There is no way he is killing me from that far without a good scope or something.
If its not possible for Phil, its not possible for anyone else. No chance he just sucks. No chance he has astigmatism or failing eye sight. Also camping like the old man he is.
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Slow-Mo of last death. You sure got him, buddy.
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were those iron sights lmao
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Or at least a great sight. There is no way he is killing me from that far without a good scope or something.
If its not possible for Phil, its not possible for anyone else. No chance he just sucks. No chance he has astigmatism or failing eye sight. Also camping like the old man he is.
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Especially considering Mario was a fucking 2d sidescroller, what story was he seeing in those games? It was a random guy with no backstory or personality saving a princess we knew nothing about from a turtle monster we again also knew nothing about. I would say the first movie did a decent job considering there wasn't actually any lore or developed characters to work from.