DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Recently whenever Twitch gets brought up Phil has been saying that he was departnered for "being a white male" instead of the actual reason. Hateful slurs is still a stupid reason for any punishment imo but they did contact him and give him a reason. If he can grift properly and just say that phrase "I was punished for being a white male" when talking with Asmon I believe he will get paid handsomely by some of the Asmon fans regardless of what he actually does on stream which as we all know is just bitch, whine, and beg.

Thankfully, Phil can't grift gullible right-wing simps properly and will lose nearly everyone when he goes on his usual babbling.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Recently whenever Twitch gets brought up Phil has been saying that he was departnered for "being a white male" instead of the actual reason. Hateful slurs is still a stupid reason for any punishment imo but they did contact him and give him a reason. If he can grift properly and just say that phrase "I was punished for being a white male" when talking with Asmon I believe he will get paid handsomely by some of the Asmon fans regardless of what he actually does on stream which as we all know is just bitch, whine, and beg.

you know he lurks here, don't give him any ideas

 

[Moar Krabs]

Funny how you say Asmon is an en joyer of the Kino Casino. The Sidescrollers also know of the Dentred zone. One girl even called it "the perfect description of what DSP is"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XNp0I5V3OUc
And it took only 90 seconds to convince her that DSP is a piece of shit. Just like how it always happens. After his epic dunk on ProJared the newcomers quickly turned away because they realized he is just a sleazy olf fbeggar without anything worthwhile

He is getting noticed by the Internet all right but not in the way he really wants I reckon. And what did he say a few weeks ago? "I can leave this office and nobody knows me onm the street". Well now, I wonder if that is actually true. I magine if someone goes "Hey it's the guy from the Dented Zone. His wife is FAT!" He would cry in the corner

Next time you should probably timestamp it but its 20:34

 

[MC Law]

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He's getting there, only a few more years of spiraling alcoholism!

Who is the other guy?

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Recently whenever Twitch gets brought up Phil has been saying that he was departnered for "being a white male" instead of the actual reason. Hateful slurs is still a stupid reason for any punishment imo but they did contact him and give him a reason. If he can grift properly and just say that phrase "I was punished for being a white male" when talking with Asmon I believe he will get paid handsomely by some of the Asmon fans regardless of what he actually does on stream which as we all know is just bitch, whine, and beg.

Even recently, I've only heard Phil bitch about Twitch kicking him out of the partner program as something that was due to a troll campaign to show Twitch all the shit he did not on Twitch and years ago (always years and years in the past) and that Twitch is run by shit people because they didn't give him a chance to respond or anything, no coming to check with Mr. Burnell and get the final word.

Would love to see a clip of Phil saying Twitch kicked him out of the partner program for "being a white male", if it exists.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Would love to see a clip of Phil saying Twitch kicked him out of the partner program for "being a white male", if it exists.

The "white male" excuse was for him not getting into harvard/yale/any ivy league school.

But he has a track record of using that excuse for stupid stuff, like not getting why V-tuber exists. (the famous "I'm american, I'm white and I don't get it" rant)

 

[Balr0g]

Phil invents whatever reason fits his narrative. Remember blip? They mass reported me for ONE video while the letter clearly stated multiple examples of hateful language LIKE said "Hello Jew" video (plus basically breaking Blip toS by not submitting clearly edited videos). Or remember how he didn't get to Ivy League schoolls because he was "a white male"? Yeah I bet the school took a look at his CV and said "Oh he is white, no way". More like "Oh he is white TRASH, we don't want that" (yeah I know affirmative actions but seriously he is simply too dumb for the expensive colleges / universities). Also: HE'S GAY!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

They mass reported me for ONE video while the letter clearly stated multiple examples of hateful language LIKE said "Hello Jew" video (plus basically breaking Blip toS by not submitting clearly edited videos).

lol I remember when the Blip person described Phail's gayming kahntent as "meandering and boring" in the email where they shitcanned him.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Recently whenever Twitch gets brought up Phil has been saying that he was departnered for "being a white male" instead of the actual reason. Hateful slurs is still a stupid reason for any punishment imo but they did contact him and give him a reason. If he can grift properly and just say that phrase "I was punished for being a white male" when talking with Asmon I believe he will get paid handsomely by some of the Asmon fans regardless of what he actually does on stream which as we all know is just bitch, whine, and beg.

IIRC, that's not even the reason he was departnered. He had eaten a few very short bans for hate speech or whatever, but I think the longest lasted a day and the rest were overturned in a few hours. I believe what did him in, and what he tried to gloss over but stupidly read the email aloud on stream, was the fact he was breaking the partner terms by not waiting more than a day or two (or whatever the relatively short time was) to upload his streams to YouTube. There's also still nothing to this day preventing him from reapplying for partner. I don't know if the requirements have changed, but it's basically something like you stream X amount of hours and have at least like 50-100 viewers on average. His daily streaming content definitely hits the requirement, and he can still average about 200 viewers reliably

 

[Balr0g]

lol I remember when the Blip person described Phail's gayming kahntent as "meandering and boring" in the email where they shitcanned him.

Which in turn led to this bug-eyed moment

 

[Onkenataor]

I've never watched anything from Asmongold, so I have no idea what he's like.

If there is another person besides kc guys who would call Phil out on bullshit and retard to face, it would be asmongold.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

IIRC, that's not even the reason he was departnered. He had eaten a few very short bans for hate speech or whatever, but I think the longest lasted a day and the rest were overturned in a few hours. I believe what did him in, and what he tried to gloss over but stupidly read the email aloud on stream, was the fact he was breaking the partner terms by not waiting more than a day or two (or whatever the relatively short time was) to upload his streams to YouTube. There's also still nothing to this day preventing him from reapplying for partner. I don't know if the requirements have changed, but it's basically something like you stream X amount of hours and have at least like 50-100 viewers on average. His daily streaming content definitely hits the requirement, and he can still average about 200 viewers reliably

Correct. Phil hastily read that email that said he was departnered because of re-uploading his streams on Youtube within 24 hours. He then assumed it was for more reason than that, including that he knew people were reporting his old "Hello Jew" content and such. He was temporarily banned a few times before that, I recall he did say one was for old hate speech and another for DMCA bullshit that Superhound was doing. It's all come from Phil's mouth, so grains of salt.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I don't really watch Asmongold enough to know how this goes. I ironically only watch "out of context" clips of his stuff and he said himself he doesn't really do this type of content so we just got to wait and see.

I just fear for the future and aftermath. KC saga has made him a worse version of himself that this might be something far greater.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

ut I think the longest lasted a day and the rest were overturned in a few hours.

That was one famous one where he called that one guy a fag for having a rainbow dyed beard and Dave's Twitch handler Hassan got it overturned wasn't it?

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Which in turn led to this bug-eyed moment

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crazy how he still looks relatively normal here.

 

[johnkimble123]

Or remember how he didn't get to Ivy League schoolls because he was "a white male"?

Between an essay and possibly an in-person interview, Phil wouldn't get past either. He, like so many others, thought if you just check off enough boxes, every door would open for you, period end of story.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

1080p Ultra Settings - VSync - 120hz into 4k TV with native 60hz and 120hz motion interpolation. Phil's complete ineptitude with gear cracks me up so much.

Edit:
Oh, so this is just a full blown cope therapy session, after opening with "if the answer is I suck, I'll accept that" or some shit. Yeah, who could have called that wasn't going to happen.

0:44

Phil lives in an alternate reality to the rest of us, where when we see him shooting into the ground, shooting at cover, always shooting low, in Phil's reality he is melting faces with his bullets and not getting the credit for headshots.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Give to Dsp to start the stream by talking about the most retarded shit that only Jayde cares about (although he actually might not even care about CoD idk.) and drag it on for so fucking long and not get right into the roach vs roach altercation that everyone is interested in. The luck stat on this retard is insane, anybody else wouldn't have survived this long by being so dogshit at making content.

 

[shekelshoah666]

1080p Ultra Settings - VSync - 120hz into 4k TV with native 60hz and 120hz motion interpolation. Phil's complete ineptitude with gear cracks me up so much.

While said TV is across the room lmao his shit always cracks me up. No other streamer with over 5 viewers has a worse setup for gameplay.

Give to Dsp to start the stream by talking about the most retarded shit that only Jayde cares about (although he actually might not even care about CoD idk.) and drag it on for so fucking long and not get right into the roach vs roach altercation that everyone is interested in. The luck stat on this retard is insane, anybody else wouldn't have survived this long by being so dogshit at making content.

He already had the CoD rant scheduled before Asmon can't deviate.

Edit: wow this CoD rant is out there. Severe mental illness.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

He's hoping that if he gets good at the game it will bring attention. What year does he think it is, and how old does he think he is? Phil acts like he is someone who just started streaming.

Also doing this shtick where he will accept its just he sucks at the game IF the viewers that he picks and chooses to ignore or not can refute multiple claims that to Phil are set in stone objective fact.
A. He IS filling the opponents with bullets. Clearly the idea he is missing 90% of the time is off the table.
B. The opponents ARE being spawned in directly behind him.

Acts like he is a reasonable guy, presents absurd claims as objective reality you have to somehow convince him aren't the case before he will listen to anything else... Someone told him he is in matchmaking that isn't level based and he got upset because no one is speaking to the claims he is making. (Because they are absurd to anyone who has eyes and ears Philip)

43 years old...