DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[smug comporon]

This is not going to go the way Phil thinks it will. Phil does not understand communities and I have been following Zack for years since he posted about WoW Tbc. His community is there for him, and strictly him. Asmon is also very similar to Metokur where he understands people and situations, but ultimately enjoys his own company. He will NEVER go on Phil's stream; Phil will have to go to his. In a way, Zack knows this is calling Phil's bluff, as if he denies, he tells on himself for wanting Zack's views. He is making Phil humble himself and go to his stream.

The kicker is, though, not 1 of his Asmons' whales will go to Phil. Phil is doing his leech run to acquire new whales; he knows his whales are struggling to keep up. Asmons' whales don't tip, as he hates tipping; he used to work at the IRS, so he understands the financial implications, but he also dislikes it due to the service culture etc.

Dave is sitting there counting Zack's money, thinking it will be his, but it won't.

Calling him Zack like this makes you look like a bigger fag than DSP.

 

[Optimus Crime]

If he makes even a single red CENT off KingRoach, I'm gonna go Trump some homeless guy and then kill myself. ON STREAM!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Calling him Zack like this makes you look like a bigger fag than DSP.

Would Sir Gold be better?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

There's still a good probability of him just refusing to go on Asmon's stream cause of his tism.

I can see him just insisting Asmongold has to go to his level 1 since he wronged him in the past, in a disguised attempt to boost his audience on his stream. Not understanding that the exposure from asmon would already boost him significantly.

As much as I want to get hyped for roach on roach violence, realistically Phail is too bitch-made to get out his comfort zone.

 

[Ugly Smelly Virgin]

Doesn't asmongold know Phil have changed, he is muscular and a chill guy now! If Phil ends up lecturing Asmon how to be healthy this will be worth it. Either way, more people will get exposed to his weird behaviour. Not a single recent interview have ended up in his favour, so of course he will try it again.

 

[Power Glove]

I'm also pretty sceptical that something we're building up to something. DSP has to know, at least on some level, that nothing good is going to come from this. Then again, this is Phil we're talking about. Either way, 2025 might have one last thing in the tank, let's just sit back and enjoy the show.

I can't imagine how bad doody has interfered with misinformation already

I hope DSP stays around forever, but the quicker Doody eats a mouthful of buckshot, the better.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

There's still a good probability of him just refusing to go on Asmon's stream cause of his tism.

I can see him just insisting Asmongold has to go to his level 1 since he wronged him in the past, in a disguised attempt to boost his audience on his stream. Not understanding that the exposure from asmon would already boost him significantly.

As much as I want to get hyped for roach on roach violence, realistically Phail is too bitch-made to get out his comfort zone.

That's what I was thinking. We've seen Phil panic when he gets raided by audiences that are, in comparison to Asmon's numbers, way smaller. He's only left the comfort of his stream when he's deluded himself into thinking he was going into another safe space. With Sidescrollers, he was convinced it was going to be a chill Mariokart stream. With Kino, he lurked in their stream chat and completely mistook their mocking as genuine praise. With Asmon, he's already in hostile territory, and I don't think Asmon will care enough to butter Phil up to trick him into an interview, there's absolutely no gain for him to do so.

But just because we don't get an interview doesn't mean the drama will stop, DSP is bound to give multiple "I don't do drama and I'm never talking about this again" rants about him that will get clipped and sent to Asmon, and they'll continue to go back and forth like that.

 

[woc_krava]

I'm surprised, but his gin-fuelled tweet at Asmond might have been a smart move. At the end of the day, he's reaching a point of no return where has nothing to lose. There's no way this talk goes worse for him than the SideScrollers interview.

That being said - even if he rolls a 20 on luck, Asmongold falls for his prognosis, and he gets 50 new whales, he's gonna waste it all on WWE Champions any way or fuck it up in another way.

I've never watched anything from Asmongold, so I have no idea what he's like.

 

[BScCollateral]

The one time a company wrongs him and it can be proven, he doesn't do anything?

The Comcast drama either happened, or it didn't. If it didn't happen, Comcast would threaten to sue for defamation unless he stopped talking about it. If it did, Comcast would likely offer to settle out of court on the condition Phil stop talking about it. I wouldn't bet a donut either way.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I don't get how an exposure from a big creator where he and his audience universally laugh at him won't get him new whales but an "interview" will. I know people who follow streamers usually find it hard to think for themselves but surely if Phil has been unanimously derided by watchers this won't suddenly change if he gets to speak for himself.

 

[neger psykolog]

The Comcast drama either happened, or it didn't. If it didn't happen, Comcast would threaten to sue for defamation unless he stopped talking about it. If it did, Comcast would likely offer to settle out of court on the condition Phil stop talking about it. I wouldn't bet a donut either way.

lol nigga what planet do u live on? in the fucking congo or some shit?
comcast is a genuinely evil company and people fedpost 24/7 about it and call the employees niggers all day long.

do you seriously live on some weird planet where comcast sues people for defamation?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I don't get how an exposure from a big creator where he and his audience universally laugh at him won't get him new whales but an "interview" will. I know people who follow streamers usually find it hard to think for themselves but surely if Phil has been unanimously derided by watchers this won't suddenly change if he gets to speak for himself.

In two words: Pignosis and Dentractors

During an interview he can try to pignotise the audience and hopefully get the retards watching that stream to join his.
(Pignosis works only on the retards and mentally challenged people)

And with more eyes on the pig there's a higher chance some incredible individual wants to try to own the detractors watching the pig by giving him money. (ICS is the latest one)

 

[Necrosan]

I've never watched anything from Asmongold, so I have no idea what he's like.

He is essentially another Charlie/penguinz0, where he'll watch something, pause the clip or cut away and give the most milquetoast take or just pretend to laugh.

That said, I still want it to happen.

 

[Free Jasper]

I've seen enough of these "DSP explains his side of the story" spin off episodes that I doubt this will be anything interesting.

Phil's changed since the last clip you've seen of him being a greedy retard.

He's playing a character.

Its all out of context.

He just wants to make drama free content and stay in his lane.

He's admitted all his faults and so can no longer be held accountable for anything.

Its the detractors that are the real lolcows.

And unless you have a PHD in Philstory or a team of autistic researchers on standby, you can't pin Phil down on anything because he will just lie nonstop and bog you down in semantics, killing the content you initially set out to create.

I just hope Asmon is smart enough to get him on and treat him with nothing but derision, call him a generational roach with a bloated wife and hang up immediately.

ALT has said he wouldn’t really like to interview Phil as it would just be lies upon lies and semantics upon semantics until everyone’s exhausted. I’m with him and you, I really don’t need to see this ‘I’ve changed since last week!’ and ‘It’s all the detractors fault!’ routine on a normie yet again.

I will say I don’t think he’s chasing Asmon for a whale but rather for clout. He had a taste earlier this year of a world where ‘the internet likes him’ and ‘the camera is turned back on the detractors!’ and like the crazed little addict he is, he’s chasing that high again.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

In two words: Pignosis and Dentractors

During an interview he can try to pignotise the audience and hopefully get the retards watching that stream to join his.
(Pignosis works only on the retards and mentally challenged people)

And with more eyes on the pig there's a higher chance some incredible individual wants to try to own the detractors watching the pig by giving him money. (ICS is the latest one)

This, it won't. Asmon's audience is largely, if not all men, who are Republican and shit-posters. There are quite a few too who are Kino watchers. Asmon is also, believe it or not, a regular enjoyer of Kino Casino, and he has also let slip a few times now that he watches detractor content.

ALT has said he wouldn’t really like to interview Phil as it would just be lies upon lies and semantics upon semantics until everyone’s exhausted. I’m with him and you, I really don’t need to see this ‘I’ve changed since last week!’ and ‘It’s all the detractors fault!’ routine on a normie yet again.

I will say I don’t think he’s chasing Asmon for a whale but rather for clout. He had a taste earlier this year of a world where ‘the internet likes him’ and ‘the camera is turned back on the detractors!’ and like the crazed little addict he is, he’s chasing that high again.

Absolutely, it is 100% for clout. If you look at Phil's history, he goes clout hunting when his channel is on the downswing. Currently, it is at its worst in years; he can barely get 200 live viewers, and he unified his "goal" to include superchats and members, making him worse off. He also does not really receive significant tips anymore either except for the usual 2/3 retards.

In fact, this is almost an annual humiliation ritual now. The truth in the matter is, Phil knows the whale money from 2/3 people is running out fast. OIC has to use multiple sock accounts to contribute; we all know it's the same 2/3, it's very obvious. If you look at this year, though, the money is going down because they alone cannot afford to pay for a terminal online retards existence.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I will say I don’t think he’s chasing Asmon for a whale but rather for clout. He had a taste earlier this year of a world where ‘the internet likes him’ and ‘the camera is turned back on the detractors!’ and like the crazed little addict he is, he’s chasing that high again.

Funny how he misremembers what happened in the end and how it was all fake as fuck and fleeting. Then again, he is completely videogame-brained. He thinks that if he bangs his head against the wall enough the Souls bahs AI that is "Aludda Peepol hating him" will eventually crap out and give him a fluke win. He approaches conversations with other people in the same videogame-brained way, he's trying to pass "speech checks" so he keeps trying to say whatever he thinks the "NPCs" that are other people will like, completely misunderstanding that they know about his pattern of behavior, or that they remember what he said to them in the past.

and he unified his "goal" to include superchats and members, making him worse off.

Reminder that he did so under AssTonne's orders. I wonder why he didn't go back to tips only after the King Snakening.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

He's getting there, only a few more years of spiraling alcoholism!

 

[Balr0g]

Funny how you say Asmon is an en joyer of the Kino Casino. The Sidescrollers also know of the Dentred zone. One girl even called it "the perfect description of what DSP is"

And it took only 90 seconds to convince her that DSP is a piece of shit. Just like how it always happens. After his epic dunk on ProJared the newcomers quickly turned away because they realized he is just a sleazy olf fbeggar without anything worthwhile

He is getting noticed by the Internet all right but not in the way he really wants I reckon. And what did he say a few weeks ago? "I can leave this office and nobody knows me onm the street". Well now, I wonder if that is actually true. I magine if someone goes "Hey it's the guy from the Dented Zone. His wife is FAT!" He would cry in the corner

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I wonder if behind da scenes phil offered that he would come on asmons stream but only for 5 bands along with a professional business style email. Of course asmon could pay 5k easy, but phil isn't worth a cent to anyone with a functioning brain.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Recently whenever Twitch gets brought up Phil has been saying that he was departnered for "being a white male" instead of the actual reason. Hateful slurs is still a stupid reason for any punishment imo but they did contact him and give him a reason. If he can grift properly and just say that phrase "I was punished for being a white male" when talking with Asmon I believe he will get paid handsomely by some of the Asmon fans regardless of what he actually does on stream which as we all know is just bitch, whine, and beg.