🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Trapper]

I know a thing or two about tattoos, and that artist did her dirty. That much detail in such a small tattoo will be nothing but a blur by next year. Or idk maybe the tattoo is a decent size and tess is just so fat there's no way to confidentially say.

The whole sheet looks bad, crappy fonts and traced clip art, no drawing skill or unique style whatsoever.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Anisaandi put up a picture much like that. Couldn't tell if it was front or back. Must be a new lolcow thing.

Can you imagen how much they have to contort and squeeze and readjust fat to make it look even THAT bad?! Hahahaah

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

I know a thing or two about tattoos, and that artist did her dirty. That much detail in such a small tattoo will be nothing but a blur by next year. Or idk maybe the tattoo is a decent size and tess is just so fat there's no way to confidentially say.

I can't tell what the first charm is supposed to be now, what is it?

 

[FarmVille]

Getting a new tattoo, the most 100% sign that someone is broke

 

[CobraPlissken]

Looking forward to her getting a full-body blackout tattoo.



Seriously though, it'd solve two of her problems:

1. If she loses weight () she could remove excess skin without interfering with the tattoos.
2. She'd be the closest she'd ever be to looking like a sheboon, which I assume is something aspirational for her.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Looking forward to her getting a full-body blackout tattoo.

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Seriously though, it'd solve two of her problems:

1. If she loses weight () she could remove excess skin without interfering with the tattoos.
2. She'd be the closest she'd ever be to looking like a sheboon, which I assume is something aspirational for her.

I know this is a Tess thread but I gotta say, Remy, the guy in your post, is a douchebag. He spends way too much time responding to "hate comments," you can always see him getting in a huffy. He also says that it's perfectly fine and possible to tattoo over layers and layers of tattoos. The thing is that we'd never know, since he tends to get re-covered every few months or so, so there is no long term proof that that ink is gonna stay as vivid as it doesn in his pictures in the long run.

Also, Tess is fat and I would NOT have sex with her.

 

[Cherry Milk]

I can't tell what the first charm is supposed to be now, what is it?

I cant tell what that is, or the last 2

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

She wore this in public.

 

[NoReturn]

She wore this in public.

Here's the related video:

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Tess Holliday · @tessholliday
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Celebrating #clueless tonight with my friend @Elisa Donovan & #monamay #clueless #fyp #90s

She also posted this with the caption "Love my glam team" the same day, but you can tell it was filmed three weeks ago because it's the same outfit:

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Tess Holliday · @tessholliday
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I my glam team smmmm @Angelina Panelli @makeupartistmichael #glam #grwm #bts #motd #fyp

Was she trying to guilt them for not "helping" her get ready tonight?

 

[Constellationzero]

Here's the related video:
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She also posted this with the caption "Love my glam team" the same day, but you can tell it was filmed three weeks ago because it's the same outfit:
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Was she trying to guilt them for not "helping" her get ready tonight?

1. Holy lymphedema thighs.
2. The flippity floop cleavage is officially up to her chins
3. Jesus wept.

 

[multiverse]

She wore this in public.

Is she TRYING to look like the sideshow fat lady?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

She also posted this with the caption "Love my glam team" the same day, but you can tell it was filmed three weeks ago because it's the same outfit:

I'm obviously a dude but.. Do women always get their tits out when applying makeup? I guess she's in the process of changing but it seems a little odd.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I'm obviously a dude but.. Do women always get their tits out when applying makeup? I guess she's in the process of changing but it seems a little odd.

She's playing to her simping, chubby-chaser fanbase.

 

[Genuine Orientalist]

I'm obviously a dude but.. Do women always get their tits out when applying makeup? I guess she's in the process of changing but it seems a little odd.

They do sometimes in the privacy of their home to avoid staining their outfit. She could be shirtless so her “glam team” can wipe makeup fallout (when you apply a powder and dust flies into the air and settles where it shouldn’t be) off her tits without getting it on her clothes. However, for most of the makeup application clips she wears that green tie dye shirt.

She may also just be shirtless because all the gen z girlies do their makeup shirtless and it’s #relateable, or it could be because she loves larping as kaweer and using that as an excuse to be inappropriate with others because social norms are cisheteronormative.

 

[Clotso Coof]

She has to have makeup applied shirtless because the makeup artist stands five feet away with a power sprayer full of foundation. He pretty much coats the whole room just to get the job done. How else are you going to cover all that skin?

She wore this in public.

Anyone remember when all the old ladies had ruffled lace valance curtains over their kitchen windows? Someone dyed them black, then sewed them to Torrid 6X panties. Fashion, ya'll! No wonder Tess is the Curvy Supermodel of the Century.

Here's the related video:

Look at the width of her head vs the width of her midsection. No matter how many times I've seen her body dimensions, they still blow me away when she displays them like that.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

They do sometimes in the privacy of their home to avoid staining their outfit. She could be shirtless so her “glam team” can wipe makeup fallout (when you apply a powder and dust flies into the air and settles where it shouldn’t be) off her tits without getting it on her clothes. However, for most of the makeup application clips she wears that green tie dye shirt.

She may also just be shirtless because all the gen z girlies do their makeup shirtless and it’s #relateable, or it could be because she loves larping as kaweer and using that as an excuse to be inappropriate with others because social norms are cisheteronormative.

Well this settles it. Next time I shave I'm resting my balls on the sink. Thanks for all the insight.

 

[𝓗𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓦𝓸𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓮𝓽]

A 15 year old Hugh would be appalled to find her closet in such a state. This bitch is 40.



ETA: I can’t make the thumbnail smaller because mobilefagging plz forgive me

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Clown shoes and clothing for a clown woman.

40 years old and still dressing like a teen. SMDH...

 

[Cherry Milk]

I cant imagine the what she must have looked like from the back

 

[PoundCake Linda]

"I am so happy for you that GLPs helped you lose weight and control your blood sugar!" says Tess through gritted teeth.

"But look at how healthy I am! See how DEWY my skin is!". I love how despite her skin looking like she got a Face/Off swap with Edward James Olmos, Tess STILL continues to tout that sheet of pork crackling's she calls a face as "dewy". (Is that what we are calling semi-rendered lard now?)

"Stop talking about other people's health issues!", while giving the smuggest face she's given thus far (and Tess has enough smug to choke all of California). Just watch - once Tess starts losing weight due to Ozempic diet and exercise, Tess is going to be one of insufferable Former Fatties who will show up in other fatties' posts and videos to screech about how "unhealthy they look". She was a catty bitch as a kid, is a raging narc cunt as an adult, and getting thin is going to ramp up her ego 1000%.

I wouldn't bet on it. At best she'll look like a melted candle, at worst, a blob from a horror movie. There's a 0% chance her weight loss effects her looks in a positive way. That train left the station 200lbs ago. The only thing weight loss will do for her is ease up the pressure on her bones and joints and extend her lifespan. Unless there's a niche for modeling empty skin sacks? #emptyscrotumvibes #meltmycandlebitch #saggyskinflaps