🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[NoReturn]

Good Morning Bongland clip from her channel:

4:15

 

[Clotso Coof]

That's flattering lighting, so I'm guessing she's sitting in one of their remote studios. She looks a lot better than she would in real life or on a red carpet. But she can't control the camera and add filters. It's always funny to see what her face looks like in media interviews verses ranting into her phone on Tiktok.

They have her talking over a clip of her last runway appearance, back in 2019. Gosh, that was a while ago, wasn't it Tess? Got anything newer than six yrs old?

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

“I’m doing it without GLP1s”

X to doubt. Not a chance, Tess. We know why you’re choosing now to try and lose weight and it’s because of GLP1s.

LOLOL. Sure, Jan

We've all seen her "workout videos" and her diet of "non-junk food" - Tess has the willpower of a rotted tree stump and anything short of long term imprisonment in a gulag isn't going to result in any noticeable weight loss for her. So she's going to be shooting up the Magic Bullet because merely being a fat model isn't getting her non-cake farting gigs anymore.

I wonder who will cover the cost of surgically removing all that loose skin that will look like a bad art project?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Good Morning Bongland clip from her channel:
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If the smugly annoyed look on her face didn't tell you how she felt about these interviewers' questions and comments, her blink rate (an indicator of stress) certainly would.

Love that for her.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Good Morning Bongland clip from her channel:
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I love a curvy woman, Mess. You are not curvy you're spherical.

 

[JuniperFalls]

"It's really hard to look at someone and tell whether or not they're healthy" -- yes, that is true. Many people can look healthy at first glance but actually have various health problems. That's why doctors will take your vital signs, and draw blood for testing, rather than just look at you to make their diagnosis.

But here's the part Tess left out: while it's hard to tell by looks alone whether someone is healthy, it's often very easy to tell by looks alone when someone is unhealthy. For example: if your skin and the whites of your eyes both turn yellow, that's a very good indication that you have severe jaundice or some other problem with your liver. If your skin is bruised and broken, and your arm or leg is bent at an impossible angle, chances are you have an injury bad enough to have broken a bone. And if the number of inches around your waistline is close to or greater than the number of inches in your height, that's a good sign you're dangerously overweight and need to slim down, Tess.

 

[Dr. Butt]

And if the number of inches around your waistline is close to or greater than the number of inches in your height, that's a good sign you're dangerously overweight and need to slim down, Tess.

For women, unless you're a professional athlete/equally physical job, if the number of pounds you weigh is more than 75% of the number of centimetres tall you are, you are fat.

 

[irishlass]

he’s going to keep adding more and more to the story until some bottom of the barrel rag like the Daily Mail picks up on it.

They published it today, only they're saying it was United and Tess claimed in her post it was Delta, the comments did not disappoint, no one believes her, lol.

 

[Eventide]

As of this evening, Tess has officially made the FRONT PAGE of the Daily Mail (I think this is a follow up to her original Daily Mail article about getting fat shamed):

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That picture is from like 10 years ago.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

For women, unless you're a professional athlete/equally physical job, if the number of pounds you weigh is more than 75% of the number of centimetres tall you are, you are fat.

Sorry, but for taller women, that pushes them very close to underweight BMI ranges. If a woman is 6'0", that thumb rule of yours puts her at under 138 lbs and a BMI of 18.6 (18.5 is underweight).

85% is more reasonable - that puts the same 6'0" woman at a 20.3 BMI, which is considered normal and healthy by all racial standards (not overweight even if Asian).

That said, Tessy would be overweight on fucking Mars.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Sorry, but for taller women, that pushes them very close to underweight BMI ranges.

The stupid BMI underweight line is fucking racist against the fashion industry. Skeletons are fucking humans too! We're inside all of you.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Sorry, but for taller women, that pushes them very close to underweight BMI ranges. If a woman is 6'0", that thumb rule of yours puts her at under 138 lbs and a BMI of 18.6 (18.5 is underweight).

85% is more reasonable - that puts the same 6'0" woman at a 20.3 BMI, which is considered normal and healthy by all racial standards (not overweight even if Asian).

That said, Tessy would be overweight on fucking Mars.

My (dietitian who actually got a degree in this shit) mom says your weight (in pounds) should be:

100lb + (5lb * [your height in inches - 60])

For a 6' woman:

100 + (5 * 12) = 160lb

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

That picture is from like 10 years ago.

It's missing that horrid scorpion tattoo on her massive stomach/gunt, which gives it away that the photo is old. Plus Tess was still able to fake a waistline with her that dumb awkward hand pose back then. She's way too fat to pull that off now.

 

[Amberglow]

Show those drumsticks! One look at those massive melting beer barrel legs and you know she’s not healthy! She’s also NOT a model. Plus size models are half her size and 5 inches tall than she is; at best, she’s a visual oddity with a limited audience who hasn’t registered that her time has passed.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Good Morning Bongland clip from her channel:
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I love when she appears on british media, please do more Tess. Also when the woman describes her as healthy and she laughs ... clearly narc outrage because the woman's fumble to save face was too obvious. Or was she literally laughing at the idea of herself being healthy?

I used to work with some older women (in uk) who loved Tess, one woman had some magazine cover she did as the background to her ipad. They've all lost weight and denied being obsessed with her now.

 

[NoReturn]

More Tessy carposting

1:09

tessholliday
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1d ago
Replying to @abswayxo mwah #weightloss #glp1 #foryou #fyp

0:22

tessholliday
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48m ago
Cleaning out the drafts

 

[Spicy Meatball]

More Tessy carposting
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Is the dewy glowy skin somewhere in the car with you? All I see is the stage right before you get skin just like Corissa’s.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

"I am so happy for you that GLPs helped you lose weight and control your blood sugar!" says Tess through gritted teeth.

"But look at how healthy I am! See how DEWY my skin is!". I love how despite her skin looking like she got a Face/Off swap with Edward James Olmos, Tess STILL continues to tout that sheet of pork crackling's she calls a face as "dewy". (Is that what we are calling semi-rendered lard now?)

"Stop talking about other people's health issues!", while giving the smuggest face she's given thus far (and Tess has enough smug to choke all of California). Just watch - once Tess starts losing weight due to Ozempic diet and exercise, Tess is going to be one of insufferable Former Fatties who will show up in other fatties' posts and videos to screech about how "unhealthy they look". She was a catty bitch as a kid, is a raging narc cunt as an adult, and getting thin is going to ramp up her ego 1000%.

 

[OttoWest]

Plus size models are half her size

Half her age too. Not sure what triggers her more.