DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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What in the absolute fuck is this therapy session? Phil has to be a fucking idiot to be spouting this stuff. A 5 minute rant about how the wedding wasn't planned, yet goes on to say it was planned. Saying how when he was younger, his female cousins wouldn't hang out with him during family get togethers. Claiming that it's a homosexual and female trait to do drama content.
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He's going to slip up and say something that he really shouldn't have said (if he hasn't already), and he'll spend the rest of the time backpedalling to try and not prove himself to be the biggest retard alive.

All because someone mentioned Phil lives like a hermit.
Forgive me if I’m hearing this wrong, but backstabbing content is something only teenage girls or gay guys do, per the guy, and that they’re the only people who would be into something like that. Insulting people’s looks and shit too. Those are his words.

What would that make the King Snakening then? A 7 month op sounds like a pretty fucking gay action then Philip… not to mention all his diatribes about LTG.
 
i love when he goes on tangents about his "marriage". he gets so aggressively defensive that it's clear he's over-compensating and trying to convince himself as much as his dents that he's happy. the piggy doth protest too much, methinks
 
Coping and seething about Craig, again. Doubles, nay triples down on lying is fine if he does it.

Craig is a liar, a snake, a back-stabbing scoundrel because he pressed Phil and then didn't make Phil a regular on the show. And Phil is very very upset that Craig didn't confess his sins after being called out 17 times in a row by Phil.

You agreed to have me on your show to do an interview, the agreement was not that I have to answer all of your questions absolutely God's honest correctly... or truthfully. All I did was agree to an interview.

He basically would never get off the fact "well you lied about a mobile game"... SO WHAT?! WHO GIVES A FUCK?! if I lied about a mobile game. What if every word out of my mouth was a lie during the interview? I still did your fucking interview FOR FREE!

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Phil goes on to say he was looking forward to having a breakthrough with the guy (having Craig confess his sins against the holey DSP) but you can't have a breakthrough with a guy who doesn't have MORALITY OR A CONSCIENCE.

The content Phil wants to make:
Interviews where Phil is seen in a good light is a good thing that helps the internet. No, seriously

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These clips are amazing man Phil basically admitting he lies as much as he breathes. He said for months Sidescrollers was supposed to be "the one" the big interview he would send everyone to so they can stop asking him so many questions then he just lies his ass off the entire time. Why would any other streamer/content creator guy ever want to work with him after that? Craig gave him a fair chance to get it all out on the table and it was just another squandered opportunity for the king of lolcows.
 
Why would any other streamer/content creator guy ever want to work with him after that?
The same question can be asked after his king snake bullshit. Who wants to work with him when they have to "fear" (yeah fucking right) the King snake who swallows himself with his retardation? Phil is and always was a retard and I bet he isn't Dave's spawn but some cuckcoo child Linda slipped right under Dave's nose. I for one hope Melissa gets the entire inhertiance and he getds a "nothing we could do, we did everything correct" message from his parents. Imagine that breakdown "Stupid parents I cared for them so much and they left me nothing" Can you imagine how much money this faggot sucked from his parents over the years?
 
I for one hope Melissa gets the entire inheritance and he gets a "nothing we could do, we did everything correct" message from his parents. Imagine that breakdown "Stupid parents I cared for them so much and they left me nothing" Can you imagine how much money this faggot sucked from his parents over the years?
You're not the only one. I'm still of the belief that his parents, aka Linda, gives Phil money "behind the scenes". Dave still works, according to his LinkedIn page, where most people his age are slowing down and handing over the reigns of their work to someone else, and/or are coming in on a part-time basis until they can fully let go. I'm willing to bet a Hogan pull Dave has had to go into his retirement/savings accounts to bail Phil's unappreciative ass out of the bullshit he got himself into.

I hope Melissa gets the house, the cash, and all of the prizes, while Phil get's nothing. Because you know good and Goddamn well he is banking on that money to piss away on gacha, gin, and Doordash.

Also, he said this during his therapy sessions that I missed, which I found hilarious. He said that he has to make $500K a year to take another day off to spend with soulmaid. Let me repeat that: he has to make the salary of a HEDGE FUND MANAGER (minus bonuses and commission), a cosmetic surgeon, or a entertainment lawyer, JUST to take another day off with his prized Clydesdale. Reminder, it's just him and Khat. All while sitting in his "office" streaming vidya games and screaming at dents for their SSI checks. He said that with a straight face, too.

God, the level of delusion is truly something else.
 
What in the absolute fuck is this therapy session? Phil has to be a fucking idiot to be spouting this stuff. A 5 minute rant about how the wedding wasn't planned, yet goes on to say it was planned. Saying how when he was younger, his female cousins wouldn't hang out with him during family get togethers. Claiming that it's a homosexual and female trait to do drama content.
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He's going to slip up and say something that he really shouldn't have said (if he hasn't already), and he'll spend the rest of the time backpedalling to try and not prove himself to be the biggest retard alive.

All because someone mentioned Phil lives like a hermit.
What even is this rant? :story:

Every day, he's spiraling more than the spirals in "Uzumaki".
 
Saying how when he was younger, his female cousins wouldn't hang out with him during family get togethers. Claiming that it's a homosexual and female trait to do drama content.
Is this downstream from the posts that appeared in his twitter feed back when he attempted to get Kino Casino's favor, or the Phil that created the incel manifesto never died, but was subdued with the mature adult LARP? or both?
 
He said that he has to make $500K a year to take another day off to spend with soulmaid.
What is it with Lolcows and their delusional takes on Money? I mean ffs Boogie claimed he Needs x amount of $ to live comfortably and that was a sum that the vast majority of People will never reach. And for what does he Need that money? Does his wife Need an extra Transport Jet to accompany him? Or do the escort guys for fat Khet need more money as a sort of "hazardous Duty pay"?
 
Lots to unpack but first:
Kat fucking hates his guts and basically wants nothing to do with him.
Instant pigroach LIMB results if you insinuate Khet won't physically touch Phil. So this is 100% confirmation she is his gay beard because he's just that touchy about it. Makes me want to ack ack at the absurdity of his cope.

Now, two things can be true at once and Phil and his beard may hate each other obviously from context clues while he's completely correct about fat cross dresser PPP, child porn streaming cross dresser Andy and their retarded paypigs, who from their tourist visits here last year have shown almost to a one to be mouth drooling morons who can't get enough closeted and uncloseted cross dressing from their ambiguously gay duo they enslave themselves to financially, probably because they have a fetish for closeted gay men and their bromance displays in public. So, while Phil lies about everything, he is probably accurate with his evaluation of those two and their orbiters from all evidence I have seen presented by the principals involved in this mean girls pissing contest between them.
A brief reminder to everyone that this is the same dude who devoted an entire stream covering and shitting on Pro-Jared when his shit got leaked and his YouTube channel was losing subscribers
Yes, but, Phil's reason stated for doing so was that cross-dresser Jared tried to dunk on him first by posting disparaging social media posts about the goutosphere happenings, so, the 'don't be the first to throw stones in a glass house while dressed up as an anime female character' would apply, technically, for the pigroach's response, in this example too.
I'm willing to bet a Hogan pull Dave has had to go into his retirement/savings accounts to bail Phil's unappreciative ass out of the bullshit he got himself into.
If Dave is old enough that he is legally required to begin taking minimum yearly distributions from any tax advantaged retirement account due to ERISA requirements, then there's a better than 50% chance this is absolutely true, his dad just spends what he needs from the minimums if there's still income coming in, and potentially put back into those same accounts, and Phil gets a little monthly skim from it. I have no problem with a parent deciding they want to be alive and see how their money they send to their adult children is spent instead of just being in a grave when it happens where they never get to see the benefits it bestows on them, but you know he's not getting a sweatyman.jpg screenshot sent back for each fish picture sent to Phil either though.
 
It adds up why Kat has always looked like a hostage while streaming with Phil, why she's gained 200 lbs, etc...

He probably does want to spend every second he can off stream with her and she wishes she could murder him.

The mere thought of listening to this narcissistic lunatic every day for the rest of my life makes me want to swallow knives.
We found out years ago she quit joining him for his weekly shopping trips: something his mom would never do
 
What is it with Lolcows and their delusional takes on Money? I mean ffs Boogie claimed he Needs x amount of $ to live comfortably and that was a sum that the vast majority of People will never reach. And for what does he Need that money? Does his wife Need an extra Transport Jet to accompany him? Or do the escort guys for fat Khet need more money as a sort of "hazardous Duty pay"?
In Boogie's case specifically, he gambled and lost close to $250k in crypto and probably blew through twice as much cash in his time as an online personality, and even that is a low-ball estimate. These clows lucked into the whole streaming boom and were earning money hand over fist in the golden days, now that the market is (over)saturated and their view-count is in the toilet you start to see the panic set in, then out come the claims of how they *need* millions of dollars to stay afloat.
 
In Boogie's case specifically, he gambled and lost close to $250k in crypto and probably blew through twice as much cash in his time as an online personality, and even that is a low-ball estimate. These clows lucked into the whole streaming boom and were earning money hand over fist in the golden days, now that the market is (over)saturated and their view-count is in the toilet you start to see the panic set in, then out come the claims of how they *need* millions of dollars to stay afloat.
There’s a long list of early YouTubers who have lost it all… what separates those from the ones that successfully pivoted to something else typically is why the former group are the worst lolcows of all.
 
2nd Casino reference:

Never seen someone love the smell of their own farts as much as Phil.

Honestly, that would have been a decent burn. But naturally, Phil has to ruin it by forcing a laugh like he always does when he thinks he's being clever.

Maybe it's an example of how his perception of reality has been twisted by sitcoms, because he seems to think that he needs a laugh track.
 
I can't wait for Phail to play GTA VI.

There is no doubt in my mind Rockstar is going to use Lucia as sex appeal. I expect lots of autistic puritanical awkwardness in each mission you play as her. There will also be no shortage of urban gentlemen so his hoof will be securely placed in his maw whenever he's not covering his eyes from the BBL.
 
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