While Maduro will never be churroed, I do want to point out something:
Oh fuck its friday they're going to actually do something.
Its Friday. The stock market closes in an hours and won't be open until monday.
When Trump does something that would make the markets jittery, like bombing Iran, he does it on a weekend so there isn't a huge reactive panic.
Again, Maduro will never be churroed but I'm pretty sure this means this weekend is going to be at least moderately spicy.
Follow what Ghostse said, nothing will happen in the long term. I know this shit sounds intense for some of you, but this is just another Tuesday in this shithole, Maduro is protected by a bazillion nigger baby sacrifices obtained from hospitals, and by sniffing Simón Bolívar ashes. You could shoot him with a 50bmg rifle and the bullets would just bounce off
Its Friday tho.
I just hope he doesn't actually try to bomb Maduro because the universe would send like a meteor or aliens something to keep Maduro un-churroed.
even if Venezuela is bombed he will remain unchurroed. The laws of the universe are absolute.
QFT.
You cannot Churro the Maduro.
The full military might of Trinidad and Tobago has been mobilized:
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Oh fuck. Trinidad AND Tobago are mobilizing to fuck up Venezuela?
Venezuela is
fucked.
Cuba and Venezeula are allies, are they not?
It the same sort of the way a Boss Nigger (Cuba) and his prison bitch (VZ) are friends.
Didn't Trinidad And Tobago president thank Trump for his TOTAL CARTEL DEATH airstrikes the other day? How likely is it the US is using TnT as a base to go ham on Venezuela?
What T&T really hate is the Cuban presence the drug runners bring, as well as fucking with tourism due to being violent spiggers.
It'll take 3 days? Let's see how long this "special military operation" lasts, if it begins at all.
At the time of the 2nd Persian Gulf War, Iraq had the 4th largest land ground army. US, Russia, China, Iraq. The US & UK took Baghdad in 3 weeks.
Stay mad & seething, fggot.
Maduro is begging for help to prevent the Great Churroing:
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No one has responded.
When you are in a collapsing global relevance contest and your opponent is 2020's Russia.
To think otherwise is garbage new age humanist horse shit.
No see if everyone would just roll over and give Russia what they want there wouldn't be any need for war. gawd. Why are you such a war monger?