🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cal Arts]

Is the dewy glowy skin somewhere in the car with you? All I see is the stage right before you get skin just like Corissa’s.

She looks completely inflamed and that's with a smoothing filter and tiktok's built-in filter.
Also, what a fucking bitch!

 

[I call shenanigans]

Just watch - once Tess starts losing weight due to Ozempic diet and exercise, Tess is going to be one of insufferable Former Fatties who will show up in other fatties' posts and videos to screech about how "unhealthy they look". She was a catty bitch as a kid, is a raging narc cunt as an adult, and getting thin is going to ramp up her ego 1000%.

I won’t live long enough to see that time, and regardless of your age or health status, neither will you.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

She was a catty bitch as a kid, is a raging narc cunt as an adult, and getting thin is going to ramp up her ego 1000%.

Bowie's only chance of getting out is Tess' early death from obesity-related comorbidities, do not speak her getting thin into existence.

 

[NoReturn]

Tessy continues to Do the Dew

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Tess Holliday · @tessholliday
Posted 7 hours ago
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Lily Allen - Ruminating
Saw someone say his biggest mistake was marrying someone who doesn’t write in metaphors #lilyallen #cheater #marriage #lol #fyp

Praise! Praise for Tessy!

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Tess Holliday · @tessholliday
Posted 1 hour ago
710.41K followers
495 views
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Megan Thee Stallion - Realer
Always gonna keep it real #plussize #fyp #hottie #gmb

Except, what's this? Her outfit in that video is the same one she wore to the interview. She filmed the lip syncing before the recent car videos. That means she had this video in her gallery, and then stuck the article on it after she filmed the orange video.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Tessy continues to Do the Dew
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Praise! Praise for Tessy!
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Except, what's this? Her outfit in that video is the same one she wore to the interview. She filmed the lip syncing before the recent car videos. That means she had this video in her gallery, and then stuck the article on it after she filmed the orange video.

How did our Mountain Dewy skinned princess score a puff piece like that?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Is she throwing the orange peel out of her car window?
Fucking lazy pig.

 

[NoReturn]

Tessy vs the HAYDURS


Tessy planning a GlitterAndLazers dream

Is she throwing the orange peel out of her car window?
Fucking lazy pig.

I bet you she's one of those people who says "IT DECOMPOSES" but she lives in SoCal, so really what's going to happen is it is going to shrivel up and turn into a hard weird orange rock.

 

[multiverse]

Tessy planning a GlitterAndLazers dream

So she's got a feeder client in New York. Where's Bowie staying while his mother hoes for the holidays?

 

[Metatron]

Tess is so fat for her height that if you divided her weight by 2, that would still be a fat bitch!

 

[Angry New Ager]

Tess is going to be one of insufferable Former Fatties who will show up in other fatties' posts and videos to screech about how "unhealthy they look". She was a catty bitch as a kid, is a raging narc cunt as an adult, and getting thin is going to ramp up her ego 1000%.

Tess is never going to be a former fatty, insufferable or otherwise.

Here's the thing about losing a lot of weight without surgery or GLP-1s, and especially about keeping the weight off: it's a mental game. Yes, you have to completely overhaul your eating and exercise habits, but in order to do that, you have to completely overhaul your mentality regarding food.

And Tess will never do that, because it requires a level of self-awareness and introspection and ability to be honest with herself, about herself, that she just doesn't possess.

Tess will forever be like so many of Dr. Now's patients, who get sent home to lose 30-50 lbs. in one munt, only to lose little or nothing, or even gain, despite insisting they did everything right.

And if, on the odd chance she did lose a huge amount of weight by some means, I think she'd panic and end up regaining it all because she's never going to look good. In some ways, she'll look worse, as her skin starts to sag (as it will).

Tess is unconcerned with her health; if she was concerned about it, and was capable of addressing her disordered thinking and behavior around food, she never would have let herself get to the size she has. That she's as huge as she is shows how broken she is.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

She got another tattoo. And wtf is that charm bracelet tattoo with her name?

 

[DominoPetachi]

How did our Mountain Dewy skinned princess score a puff piece like that?

Because The Machine is desperately trying to keep woke alive. Fat, slovenly, dependent people are so much easier to control than healthy self-reliant people. If the radical acceptance of being morbidly obese goes out of fashion and triggers a healthier population then people will start leaving the woke plantation.

Instead of embracing a healthier lifestyle and maybe reinventing herself and thus reinvigorating what’s left of her career, Tess is going to triple down and defend being a lazy, self-indulgent, lil Debbie’s munching, land whale all while pretending she works out five days a week and never eats junk food. It’s insane. You have to eat an enormous amount of calories to maintain her size. She’s eating an orange on camera and orange flavored shit behind the scenes.

Speaking of camera, her attitude in the car clips is getting really nasty and hilariously delusional. The audacity she has to point to her puffy inflamed face and use that as a marker of good health is a sight to behold. She just lost another fan. What a retard.

 

[NoReturn]

Polititessy returns looking fresh and perky.

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Tess Holliday · @tessholliday
Posted 8 minutes ago
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Proud of y’all! #mississippi #fyp #bluewave

Speaking of camera, her attitude in the car clips is getting really nasty and hilariously delusional. The audacity she has to point to her puffy inflamed face and use that as a marker of good health is a sight to behold. She just lost another fan. What a retard.

It's ok, this one was in a house.

 

[DominoPetachi]

She got another tattoo. And wtf is that charm bracelet tattoo with her name?

lol is that her ass?!! Like the back of her thigh or what?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

lol is that her ass?!! Like the back of her thigh or what?

Anisaandi put up a picture much like that. Couldn't tell if it was front or back. Must be a new lolcow thing.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

lol is that her ass?!! Like the back of her thigh or what?

The back of her left thigh, right below her butt cheek.
So nasty. Is she trying to curry favor with daddy for cash help?

 

[Clotso Coof]

Weren't charm bracelets for adults a big thing 10+ years ago? 15 even? Tweety and Betty Boop were big in the Rockabilly burlesque thing that was in fashion when she first got famous forever ago.

Tess spends all her time on Tiktok, so she's seeing new fashion trends every day. Young, fresh fashion. But everything Ms Fashion Influencer does is a decade out of date. Fucking Corissa is more current.

She thinks she's a fashion icon for young fatties today. She even "wrote" a book aimed at teen girls. But she's literally inking 2010s consumer crap into her skin. She should get Beanie Baby tattoos next.

 

[Cherry Milk]

She thinks she's a fashion icon for young fatties today. She even "wrote" a book aimed at teen girls. But she's literally inking 2010s consumer crap into her skin. She should get Beanie Baby tattoos next.

She should get one of those mustache finger tattoos

 

[Clotso Coof]

She should get a series of small 2010s tattoos in between all her other big tattoos. Just fill her skin entirely, do two hundred of them. Then announce there's a small tattoo of her face hidden in there somewhere. It would be like Where's Waldo of shitty consooomer trends.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

She got another tattoo. And wtf is that charm bracelet tattoo with her name?

I know a thing or two about tattoos, and that artist did her dirty. That much detail in such a small tattoo will be nothing but a blur by next year. Or idk maybe the tattoo is a decent size and tess is just so fat there's no way to confidentially say.