DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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  • No

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Phil cannot NOT be a piece of shit. Even last week he was doing this. He was saying how he NEVER talks shit about Wings! (This was the day after he tweeted about Wing's wife not being a prize. Same day Phil was whining about people making fun of Kat.)

Then, on Thursday after saying again that he doesnt talk badly about Wings he started reading chat messages about Wings. Not even paid for superchats, just regular chat messages. "Wings is depressed....Wings pushed his wife...Wings ______."

Phil can't hide his inner douchebag.
Because it's in his pigroach nature to be a complete dickhead to everyone and everything that he comes across or anyone that comes across him. He's not even a likeable asshole, he's just an asshole. Why? Because he can be. Yet, when someone gives that SAME energy back, he wants to be a crybully. Oh, that was his depression, he's just an Italian and not a dumb Polock from New England, he hasn't been the same since he got fired from the helicopter company over 10 years ago, etc...

Also, I love how he LOVES to project his own insecurities on the world, telling the chat that all of his detractors are "terminally online", etc...Phil, you would write novel length posts at 2AM on the old SRK forums talking crap and even sending out gin e-mails to dents at 3AM. Be real, Dave.
 
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I'm watching Brandood's stream about Kat & Phil's past streams and during one of her appearances, someone asked if Kat enjoys dancing and Phil used the phrase 'cut a rug' which is slang from the freakin' 30s and 40s.

He definitely spent way more time with much older people than he did with people his age when he was growing up.
 
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The Superchat:

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How Phil read it:

 
So what's the over-under of Jordie ackshully showing up ahn stream today? Honestly I'd like to see him get pissed about the multiple times Piggies gone on a rant about him not responding after saying he would go on with a "motherfucker I said yes already there's no need to keep fucking hounding me every day if I can't make it I'll let you know that's how normal functioning society works".
 
Because it's in his pigroach nature to be a complete dickhead to everyone and everything that he comes across or anyone that comes across him. He's not even a likeable asshole, he's just an asshole. Why? Because he can be. Yet, when someone gives that SAME energy back, he wants to be a crybully. Oh, that was his depression, he's just an Italian and not a dumb Polock from New England, he hasn't been the same since he got fired from the helicopter company over 10 years ago, etc...

Also, I love how he LOVES to project his own insecurities on the world, telling the chat that all of his detractors are "terminally online", etc...Phil, you would write novel length posts at 2AM on the old SRK forums talking crap and even sending out gin e-mails to dents at 3AM. Be real, Dave.
Phil does this ALL the time, projecting what we say about him onto others. Calling LTG and PPP gay would be the most obvious recent example. You'd think even Phil would get that someone who streams 40-50 a week for a living is living in a glass house when saying others are "terminally online" but he's too dumb.

As far as Phil being an asshole, you're right of course, but it could be different. There are plenty of funny, entertaining assholes who people love, but Phil isn't funny. The typical Phil argument is someone saying some facts at him, then he calls them a stupid fucking idiot and bans them. When has Phil ever won a verbal argument with anyone he can't ban from speaking back? I don't know if I've seen anyone make a living at speaking and be so weak and uncreative. Even the worst public speakers usually get better with practice, but Phil is still using childhood insults and then taking victory laps.
 
So what's the over-under of Jordie ackshully showing up ahn stream today? Honestly I'd like to see him get pissed about the multiple times Piggies gone on a rant about him not responding after saying he would go on with a "motherfucker I said yes already there's no need to keep fucking hounding me every day if I can't make it I'll let you know that's how normal functioning society works".
Wingo will show up at this point, it's not much effort. The hard part was getting through dealing with Phil's autistic scheduling bullshit.

I hope Wings will use this as an opportunity to build some goodwill, but that's not going to happen. There's good reason why these 2 lolcows are where they are.
 
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