DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GibMoneyPls]

Maybe he won't overtly go after him and keep it to sneak disses like "we got a superchat from Page5Viewer saying..." but I doubt the appearance really is just to "hang out and shoot the shit" like he claims.

Phil cannot NOT be a piece of shit. Even last week he was doing this. He was saying how he NEVER talks shit about Wings! (This was the day after he tweeted about Wing's wife not being a prize. Same day Phil was whining about people making fun of Kat.)

Then, on Thursday after saying again that he doesnt talk badly about Wings he started reading chat messages about Wings. Not even paid for superchats, just regular chat messages. "Wings is depressed....Wings pushed his wife...Wings ______."

Phil can't hide his inner douchebag.

 

[Very Honest Content]

No ones a-logging any of those retards...

Fuck Jayde, fuck his mom, but also fuck the sperg who's just jealous that Jayde is DSP's true biggest fan and gets more attention than he ever will. Whether your sperging is true or not it's still aimed at a literal retard in a wheelchair so it's kind of hard to really get on your side no matter how hard you keep trying. Unless you're willing to post a picture to prove you're also in a wheelchair and just as retarded as Jayde so we know we have a cripple fight and can choose sides appropriately.

It's alogging if you have to literally punch down at the retard who is non-ambulatory. All he does is make simian noises at a shitty streamer while his mom finds better things to do than remember he's her kid, if that upsets you so mightily, you are probably autistic and look like Tony Logatto's fatter, dumber cousin, who may also be his half sibling simultaneously.

Exist.

Yes, what Putin has done to Ukraine is potatoes to what Jayde has done to his diapers. "No one's alogging," my ass.

wasn't phil in queue to fight jade in sf6 then backed out of the lobby or something?

No, they had a match, Jayde constantly jumped up and was a slightly more live than normal tackling dummy for Phil to club a seal on, he was quiet the entire time because even Phil knows beating up a retard in vidya is already something you don't hoot and holler about.

If your alogging DSP so hard you need to alog a retarded criple who watches DSP you have a cronic case of needing to touch grass.

No see, the brand new account user already said there's no alogging going on, in between doing just that repeatedly. Guess Josh lets mouth drooling morons pass the captcha with 1.5K socks now for insightful commentary like that?

The real money on the table is in pigroach, pepsi pimp and Dale the closet case down-low on a podcast together, but the weens wouldn't be able to hold it together long enough to allow funny shit to happen on its own and would ruin any collusion between those three. Because, weens, similar to alogs, will ruin everything on a long enough timeline.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Todays "Phail in Photo"

 

[Elite Kipchak]

i hope he brings out the poker chips. maybe he fancies himself to be some sort of lolcow whaler after brutally felting triple P (sneed) and rich.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I think there's a decent shot at it. Wings could be following Daddy Keem's orders. And even if he's not, Wings likes to think of himself as a finance guy and he can rip Phil a new asshole on that topic.

Wings does seem to know how to save money better and he at least claims to be frugal with it. We know that most of wings money goes to fast food, he doesn't try to hide that like phil and I don't believe wings is addicted to mobile games either, and certainly not alcohol.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Wings does seem to know how to save money better and he at least claims to be frugal with it. We know that most of wings money goes to fast food, he doesn't try to hide that like phil and I don't believe wings is addicted to mobile games either, and certainly not alcohol.

Wings has his own financial vices. He copes with his shit hand in life overspending on cars, food, toys, unnecessary gadgets, wife and pets he doesn't really care about but a massive fear of being alone, and he absolutely hates every second he has to be a lolcow to get money for this. He's somewhat honest about this whereas Phil is completely in Lala land.

 

[shekelshoah666]

They should just fucking do CoD together when the new one comes out that would be some good kahntent this podcast has a 90% chance of being total cringe shit. Setup a fucking weekly CoD stream that brings dent/whale crossover and they make some fucking money but we all know DSP will never fucking do something like this.

 

[#lurker]

I find the current arc so boring, but also quite strange. He's circling the drain, a dire financial situation looms over him, and yet there's no panic, no effort to correct things. Just stuck doing the same autistic shit every day as he loses more and more people. He still thinks he's entitled to success because he bought a few meme lights and wall foam. I don't understand this man at all.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

They should just fucking do CoD together when the new one comes out that would be some good kahntent this podcast has a 90% chance of being total cringe shit. Setup a fucking weekly CoD stream that brings dent/whale crossover and they make some fucking money but we all know DSP will never fucking do something like this.

Neither would Wings. He places so much self-worth in appearing good at Cawadoody and knows he needs good players on his team to carry him. Wings would be vicious if he actually tried to help Phil improve at the game, and they'd just despise each other. Or, they don't care and both sit there looking for tips.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He has no dirt on Phil and Phil doesn't leave his house. Case closed.

I think he means from the FGC days.

Why is Phil crying about being bullied, when by his own admission he was a horrible troll in his time with the FGC?

Not only that but his own posting history as shown on The Dent Sea Scrolls. And how does Phail know they weren't also drunk (using Phail's own excuse to justify being a natural asshole)?

i don't get why he doesn't take the win there.

He's worried about a Lawnmower Man type sneak attack by Jayde. It's not a guaranteed win.

KC seems to be doing a lot of "Let's shit on Phil" segements lately. This is the latest

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_YJrU2UUXIc

They know how much it pierces his soul.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Did phil ever straight up get banned from kc kick chat after the breakup? Guarantee that deep down inside, he wishes he could go back to derich-spamming in their chat.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phail could potentially be in trouble this coming month with EBT benefits not being payed and the dents have to use their cash to buy food.

 

[arrivefriday]

Jayde does seem like a "good" DSP fan, in the sense that he isn't a pedo, isn't a gay dragon furry, isn't a scat-enjoyer or whatever it may be, he's just a silly retard who loves vidya.
I just think it's hilarious how DSP is screaming and wailing about his detractors being retards when he has literal fans who fall under said description. If Jayde was even a slight bit self-aware he would probably take offense at such ableist terms

 

[johnkimble123]

I may be wrong, but I don't think Phil interacting with somebody (without the backing of PPP) is going to be interesting. I may be wrong, and maybe Keem is his new PPP, in his ear trying to hype him up, but Phil on his own is incredibly dull and a pussy.

 

[MC Law]

RTU didn't leave, Phail kicked him out when RTU refused to go along with his harebrained schemes.

That was one of the times I legitimately laughed during a stream

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Jayde does seem like a "good" DSP fan, in the sense that he isn't a pedo, isn't a gay dragon furry, isn't a scat-enjoyer or whatever it may be, he's just a silly retard who loves vidya.
I just think it's hilarious how DSP is screaming and wailing about his detractors being retards when he has literal fans who fall under said description. If Jayde was even a slight bit self-aware he would probably take offense at such ableist terms

Pig ups wheelysteve, one of the few retards who easily saw through the manipulation and pignosis.

 

[Balr0g]

I find the current arc so boring, but also quite strange. He's circling the drain, a dire financial situation looms over him, and yet there's no panic, no effort to correct things. Just stuck doing the same autistic shit every day as he loses more and more people. He still thinks he's entitled to success because he bought a few meme lights and wall foam. I don't understand this man at all.

Not only that but he stated that Youtube should have protected him because he brought them views once. What this retard doesn't understand is that his early content was the very definition of spam slob. Just because you were big once doesn't mean you deserve special treatment. I bet he wants to be treated like Hassan is treated on Twitch: whatever he does his "boss" bends over backwards to protect him. Phil wants that kind of protection. But Phil never really warranted that kind of treatment. Machinima tried at first and they quickly realized that Phil was not gonna play ball so they drained him for all he was worth and threw some trinkets his way. Heck Phil was so stupid to actually sign the drastic paycut despite the fact that Machinima had no legal right to actually enforce it. They just said some buzzwords to him plus some "sweet talk" and Phil thought "They appreciate me". He IS the definition of the dumb customer

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I bet he wants to be treated like Hassan is treated on Twitch: whatever he does his "boss" bends over backwards to protect him. Phil wants that kind of protection. But Phil never really warranted that kind of treatment.

Not only this, Phil thinks others get this treatment like Kino Casino and he's bitter about it. When Phil should just feel extremely fortunate he had what he did with Machinima, and still does with Youtube probably instantly ignoring the many complaints he receives.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Phail could potentially be in trouble this coming month with EBT benefits not being payed and the dents have to use their cash to buy food.

Those dents will starve and be thankful for it!

 

[Q_Anon1001]

He IS the definition of the dumb customer

He’s a mark