💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Votos: 40 9.9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Votos: 14 3.5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Votos: 12 3.0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Votos: 192 47.5%
  • Continuance...

    Votos: 146 36.1%

  • Total de votantes
    404
  • Encuesta cerrada .
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Nick has posted a high-def image of his courtroom outfit from yesterday.
Witness his inane faggotry in millions of pixels.

I'm not just being a hater here - Nick's outfit is atrocious. It's far from his worst but it looks terrible, especially for something as serious as a court hearing. He looks like he's in a cheap Halloween costume.

In contrast, Aaron is dressed appropriately and dressed well. It looks like he may have put on a few pounds since he bought that jacket, but it just looks like a navy suit with a plum shirt with appropriate shoes, which is fine. He's dressed like an adult - something Nick is incapable of.
 
I'm not just being a hater here - Nick's outfit is atrocious. It's far from his worst but it looks terrible, especially for something as serious as a court hearing. He looks like he's in a cheap Halloween costume.

In contrast, Aaron is dressed appropriately and dressed well. It looks like he may have put on a few pounds since he bought that jacket, but it just looks like a navy suit with a plum shirt with appropriate shoes, which is fine. He's dressed like an adult - something Nick is incapable of.
More to the point, Aaron is dressed for court. Nick is dressed to emcee Crisco night at Gay 90's
 
Nick has posted a high-def image of his courtroom outfit from yesterday.
Witness his inane faggotry in millions of pixels.
So Aaron dressed like a normal person taking the proceedings seriously, and Nick dressed like a flaming faggot but without any actual sartorial taste, and for some incomprehensible reason, wore white sneakers and a belt with a dark suit.

Gee I wonder why Nick doesn't have a victory lap to take and is hiding and cowering and xeeting about irrelevant shit like a pussy.
 
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Nick has posted a high-def image of his courtroom outfit from yesterday.
Witness his inane faggotry in millions of pixels.
>The Saul Goodman orange shirt
>The sneakers
>The Baked Alaska non-ironic yellow-shade sunglasses (even if he didn't wear it in the actual courtroom)
>The skin-tight trousers that makes his legs look effeminate
Yep, it's coal.

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lmao @elb dropped a clip of the cooking stream with all the toe shots. Holy shit man.

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's so much worse than just seeing the screencaps


POV: You're a child at the Rekieta household and just asked to be fed (you are about to get chokeslammed)
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>The Baked Alaska non-ironic yellow-shade sunglasses (even if he didn't wear it in the actual courtroom)
He did, but as a gargantuan, weak homosexual, only did it when the judge wasn't in the room.
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This steak is not only a crime against humanity, but against bovinity as well. An animal died for this.

I think the most appalling moment is when he declares it great (even though we saw it and it was vile) even though he obviously hadn't even let it rest. Appalling. His probation should be violated just by doing this, not for any legal reason but just because.

Also just personally, while I suppose using a high smoke point oil like avocado oil is at least within the realm of reason, why? Also he somehow set off his smoke detector doing even that. How the fuck did he do that? The smoke point of avocado oil is 520 F.

Also you can tell he doesn't cook often by the fact that the alarm even went off. If you know what kind of your cooking sets off the smoke alarm, you just take it down before you do that kind of thing.

Also, if I'm going to use added fat to fry, I'm going to use bacon grease or even duck fat. My personal preference is no oil at all for starters, but finish with LOTS of butter.

Anyway whatever the fuck Nick did looks like utter shit. I wouldn't feed it to a dog.
 
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Why are his toenails painted black?!?!?!
He is such a fucking FREAK
Nobody would know if he hadn't posted this hideously embarrassing cooking video, only to expose that not only can't he cook a steak, because he's too retarded to cook a steak, but he has BLACK TOENAIL POLISH. God what a complete fucking queer.

He fails at every aspect of life.
 
You all laughed at me for proposing the Rekieta Trans Arc, but who's laughing now? A "drag queen" would scratch his monomania for becoming a stand up comedian like his father Diddler Dax, also allow him to make hetrosexual men uncomfortable, without him appearing to be mentally ill (ie: his shocking interview with Rittenhaus where he asked if he would like to become a homosexual rentboy for wealthy Republican politicians)
 
You all laughed at me for proposing the Rekieta Trans Arc, but who's laughing now? A "drag queen" would scratch his monomania for becoming a stand up comedian like his father Diddler Dax, also allow him to make hetrosexual men uncomfortable, without him appearing to be mentally ill (ie: his shocking interview with Rittenhaus where he asked if he would like to become a homosexual rentboy for wealthy Republican politicians)
He definitely needs to join our freak show, the troonorama, and just troon out already. We all know he wants to.

He literally admitted he loves his girl style shoulders. Most troons rock the refrigerator look. He would definitely be more female looking than most of our troons with threads here.

Look at his gay troon mating dance.
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He wants to be your girlfriend tonight.
 
Plus most of them have the yellow piss filter that was probably caused by the flood of Ghibli-style AI. Anyone remotely competent would have removed that to look distinctive. Also they just generally look like shit because Nick is fucking retarded.
Nick's the ultimate example of the dunning-kruger effect

He's so retarded that he doesn't understand that he's retarded and is convinced he's an expert at everything
 
He definitely needs to join our freak show, the troonorama, and just troon out already. We all know he wants to.

He literally admitted he loves his girl style shoulders. Most troons rock the refrigerator look. He would definitely be more female looking than most of our troons with threads here.

Look at his gay troon mating dance.
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He wants to be your girlfriend tonight.
He still has the facial hair though. If he shows up clean shaven, then it's a done deal.
 
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