DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GodModule]

Anyone who supports Phil is a piece of shit. Jayde is just a retarded piece of shit. You can say he doesn't know any better, but he chooses to watch and support Phil out of the hundreds of streamers out there. So he must be attracted to Phils personality

 

[Mewchu]

Why does Jayde deserve special treatment? He should have to pay up like all the other dents.

 

[Mewchu]

.essay about how retarded Derich is

Yeah, so why did you defend him?

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

Who's defending him?

You are.

Everything I said about Jayde is factual. If you choose to think that mean I'm mad about Jayde, then you see those those as not attributable to Jayde or misappropriated, which would be defending him and his mom against those objective facts. (Factually fucking based)

Jayde and his mom are objectively bad people. Being a literal retard isnt an excuse for being objectively a bad person or learning those behaviors from another objectively bad person. Thus why I included Jayde's mom as deserving of bullying just as much as Jayde.

This is classic DSP's days off whining tho when the regulars shit on Jayde and tourists come in to talk about DSP like they know anything going on but also always say they never watch the streams.

But go ahead on back to the wrestling thread where real retards like Jayde, DSP, and Derich come from.

 

[smug comporon]

Why does Jayde deserve special treatment? He should have to pay up like all the other dents.

Honestly I love how much attention Jayde gets if only because it shows that retard is Phil's native tongue with how easily he translates those sloppiles of messages.

Yeah, so why did you defend him?

Retards stick together.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Jayde is just Derich without the porn and borderline pedo tendencies (that we know so far). Someone posted something recently about Jayde's stepdad, not sure if current or a former but he was somehow connected to Jayde, getting busted as a pedo so I'm guessing that's why the mom is getting brought up. Also the fact she knowingly parks Jayde's wheelchair in front of DSP's streams and interacts with Phil shows she's not exactly mother of the year whether she smokes crack or not (and is anyone surprised if she does seeing how Jayde came out?)

Fuck Jayde, fuck his mom, but also fuck the sperg who's just jealous that Jayde is DSP's true biggest fan and gets more attention than he ever will. Whether your sperging is true or not it's still aimed at a literal retard in a wheelchair so it's kind of hard to really get on your side no matter how hard you keep trying. Unless you're willing to post a picture to prove you're also in a wheelchair and just as retarded as Jayde so we know we have a cripple fight and can choose sides appropriately.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Jayde's existence, and the para-social orbit on a parallel track that Derich Ip occupied at one time closer to the goutosphere penultimate gravitational draw, in Phil's streams is lulzy: ergo, a good thing. Alogging Phil and his pet retarded fan is still alogging.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Peak comedy was when people kept making accounts copying his profile pic and usernames and parroting his wording and literally no one knew who the real Derish was

whats extra funny was that even he didn't know which one he was

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Why does Jayde deserve special treatment? He should have to pay up like all the other dents.

He's one of the few real fan Phil has left, he's always been protective of these people, plus Phil knows he's special so he gives him special treatment.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Jayde's existence, and the para-social orbit on a parallel track that Derich Ip occupied at one time closer to the goutosphere penultimate gravitational draw, in Phil's streams is lulzy: ergo, a good thing. Alogging Phil and his pet retarded fan is still alogging.

No ones a-logging any of those retards. It's more akin to drunk posting on forums during the 00's, saying a bunch of nonsense as to how we're going to German suplex both these retards and shit in their sonic hat. At least we're not misogynistic

 

[Mewchu]

He's one of the few real fan Phil has left, he's always been protective of these people, plus Phil knows he's special so he gives him special treatment.

Most of the dents are special though, they just don’t get promoted to Phil’s parasocial son status.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Most of the dents are special though, they just don’t get promoted to Phil’s parasocial son status.

That’s true. What I don’t understand is why Phil, who’s very proud and manages all aspects of his streams closely, is letting Jayde and Jayde’s supporters pretty much take over. The entire experience is different in the last few months.

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

I have no real opinion on Jayde themselves but ive never liked people fawning over Jayde, always struck me as weird.

 

[Coke Zero]

Why is Phil crying about being bullied, when by his own admission he was a horrible troll in his time with the FGC?

I just wanted to point out how much of a faggot phil is for crying about being bullied, especially considering most of the detractors/trolls are in their 20s and 30s. Imagine a middle aged man complaining about being bullied by a bunch of people 10 or 20 years younger than him. You're instantly handing them the W the moment you use the word bully. Just conceding that you're a massive pussy.

 

[Maximum Scent Permeation]

With Boogie also """"quitting"""" LCL is it finally happening? Will Phil put on the overalls and milk the lolcows he claims he's not a part of? Is he going to try becoming the Keemstar of Boogie and Wings?

Taking his lolcows seems like a good way to get Keem to go nuclear on Phil

 

[Balr0g]

We need a dedicated Jaydre threat in the DSP subforum just to make DSP jealous with the attention we give Jayde. Remember how he confronted Null over the appearnce of Jenna in HIS subforum? I bet he wants his subforum only be about him

 

[ThereIsNoFlyingHence]

Jayde and his mom are objectively bad people. Being a literal retard isnt an excuse for being objectively a bad person or learning those behaviors from another objectively bad person. Thus why I included Jayde's mom as deserving of bullying just as much as Jayde.

Am i missing something here? What has the retard done other than be a retard and have a pedo dad and whore mom? Genuinely asking.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I have no real opinion on Jayde themselves but ive never liked people fawning over Jayde, always struck me as weird.

I just like reading his stream comments in a funny voice when they're screenshotted. That, and I find there's a certain charm about him trying(but failing)to type something intelligible.

 

[MAWBD2]

DSP fan

It time rope?

 

[Julia Chang]

Peak comedy was when people kept making accounts copying his profile pic and usernames and parroting his wording

I wish more people would do this with Jayde. His mannerisms and wording are so funny.
It has become a staple with my friends to mimic Jayde and say "i no joy this" and "how nash do" in a retarded voice.

I don't hate Jayde on a personal level but he is an unironic DSP fan which makes him retarded. He just also happens to be literally retarded.